My chiropractor has said some truly hilarious, yet simultaneously disturbing, things to me. For example:
"You're weird, dude." (In reference to my body, not my personality.)
"As you can see, this is very bad." (While looking at a scan of my feet. Turns out my arches had collapsed completely.)
"You're just all messed up." (Or something along these lines.)
And my favorites:
"Whoa...ok, this is weird. You have one of the strangest pelvises I've ever seen." (I ended up forgetting what was so weird about my pelvis, because of what he said next, below.)
"Is there something going on with your intestines? This is really weird; come look at this!" (I was struggling with gas pains that day, and we could see the gas pockets in my gut on the x-ray. They were...um, rather large.)
"You're weird, dude." (In reference to my body, not my personality.)
"As you can see, this is very bad." (While looking at a scan of my feet. Turns out my arches had collapsed completely.)
"You're just all messed up." (Or something along these lines.)
And my favorites:
"Whoa...ok, this is weird. You have one of the strangest pelvises I've ever seen." (I ended up forgetting what was so weird about my pelvis, because of what he said next, below.)
"Is there something going on with your intestines? This is really weird; come look at this!" (I was struggling with gas pains that day, and we could see the gas pockets in my gut on the x-ray. They were...um, rather large.)
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