Worst Movie You've Ever Seen...

[Sozo]

It's time to really blast that movie you hated!

My Vote...

Wild Wild West

[dizzle]

Believe it or not, because a lot of people liked it, I despised Sweet November. It was not the worst, but it the recent one that I really did not like.

[LilPunkishOfTerror]

Anything by Ed Wood. If you've not heard of this guy, he would piece together fragments of other people's films without caring for consistency, so you would have a car turn the street corner and it changes colour, or make; day could change to night from one moment to the next, etc. :rofl:

I think Plan 9 is his most famous, you can see the string holding up the UFOs.

Relatively famous for really really awful horror movies. And Bela Lugosi's last screen presence.

from Guy

[Em7add11]

I got talked into seeing some movie called Gummo. It's got a gay midget who arm-wrestles and fights with chairs.

There was also no plot. Truly horrible.

[Demolition Man]

"American Pie 2" and "What Dreams May Come" are the worst movies I've ever seen. I had to watch AP2 on a bus trip (since one person out of 40 does not have much say so). It must be the most perverted, evil thing I've ever seen. "What Dreams May Come" was just weird. Strange perceptions of heaven and stuff. Blah.

[Ryokan]

CHUD. Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. Worst zombie/monster flick ever. Ever!

[Ishmael]

Bulworth

[GrayPilgrim]

Manos: Hands of Fate

It was an MST3k deal, you know where the robots and guy make wise cracks sitting in the theater at the bootom of your screejn. This one would just have people riding in a car for 10 minutes not saying a word! Then they would break away to these 2 teenages making out, then the sheriff would come along and run them off, but it had absolutely nothing to do with the plot! Then when Manos would come to kill someone they would look at him, think for a minute then screem, then look at him. It was D-U-M-B!

[Ryokan]

I've seen it without the mst3king. It's just horrible.:o

[uber_loser]

There are sooooooo many bad movies out there like say Battlefield Earth or anything shown on MST3K but if I had to give an award it would go to " Doc Savage Man Of Bronze" That is two hours of my life I just simply can't get back!!!!:(

[bar Jonah]

Man, most of you guys don't even know what a truly bad movie really is. LOL The only truly awful movie mentioned here has been "Manos: Hand of Fate."

Worst movie I ever saw? "Monster In The Box." This actor/writer named Gray Spaulding (or is it Spaulding Gray?) sits at a table on a stage ... with a box on the table, which holds his "monster in a box." It is this 2 or 3-thousand page novel he wrote which he has never -- and will never -- publish. And for about 2 1/2 hours, he sits at this stupid table, and recounts his unbelievably boring life during the decade or so that he wrote this novel. Never even reveals what the novel is about. Talk about no plot... ARGHHHH!!!! I mean... he sits at a table for 2 1/2 hours and talks about his boring life!!!!!

NOW THAT IS A TRULY HORRIBLE MOVIE! http://bysshe.homestead.com/files/smiley_freakout.gif

[yxboom]

A friend of mine's favorite top's as one of the worst movies Little Nicky :hrm:

[Jade]

yxboom:
A friend of mine's favorite top's as one of the worst movies Little Nicky :hrm:

:noid: Who have you been talking to?

I must say though, Little Nicky is so bad you don't want to admit you watched it.

(I love the new smileys :thumb: )

[dizzle]

It's got a gay midget who arm-wrestles and fights with chairs.

There was also no plot.

Really? I find that hard to believe. :)

[Xmansmommy]

A friend of mine's favorite top's as one of the worst movies Little Nicky :x :rant: LOL

[Hitch]

Billy The Kid vs Dracula With John Carridine.

[Xmansmommy]

I must say though, Little Nicky is so bad you don't want to admit you watched it.
Ok, Ok, Ok...I admit it. I wasn't saved when I watched the movie although I have watched it since....and I must say I STILL find it hilarious. Maybe I just have a sick sense of humor. :argh: :p

[Das Gort]

"Spice World" is only beat out by "It's Pat", however I did make it all the way through Pat...somehow... :argh:


Little Nicky was horrible also, I absolutely agree!:bonk:

[GrayPilgrim]

Boromir:
There are sooooooo many bad movies out there like say Battlefield Earth or anything shown on MST3K but if I had to give an award it would go to " Doc Savage Man Of Bronze" That is two hours of my life I just simply can't get back!!!!:(

You can say that for most mst3k movies, but Manos was a black hole, I htink it took out two hours for every minute you watched!

[yxboom]

Xmansmommy:
:x :rant: LOL :bonk: :rofl: You know who I am talking about ;)

[Shayla]

I kinda liked Little Nicky... Worst movie of all time has to be Vanilla Sky. Ugh. I was disappointed with Tom Cruise. But then he redeemed himself when he made Minority Report. :)

[yxboom]

Open Theistists have the copyright to Minority Report ;)

[Yog^sothoth]

I have never seen a movie I didn't like.

seriously, I think it is a sickness. I stay away from some movies though, the recent string of dude, where's my american pie car 2 road trip in but even those movies had a redeeming factor or 2 when my perverted roommate, who owns nothing but those kinds of movies, sat me down to watch them.

There is always some kind of strength a movie has. I guess I just try and find it and forget about the rest.

Or maybe i'm a neurotic ebbed on by a need to obliviate opinion from my body.

:huh:

[Xmansmommy]

:bonk: :rofl: You know who I am talking about ;) :x

[Jade]

Xmansmommy:
:x

I looks like that tape is peeling off your mouth, Xmansmommy.

:D

[Xmansmommy]

I looks like that tape is peeling off your mouth, Xmansmommy.
Moi?????? :no: :angel:

[christianweb]

:bonk:

[graceinme]

Yxbooms all time worst movie was Anne of Green Gables. I made him watch it and he still hates me for it.

[Sozo]

graceinme:
Yxbooms all time worst movie was Anne of Green Gables. I made him watch it and he still hates me for it.

I loved that movie.

How many Jane Austen films has he seen?

Maybe you should make him watch some Shirley Temple movies.

[Alden]

My vote is for Amos & Andrew. Nick Cage + Samuel L. Jackson. Worst piece of garbage I've ever seen. I kept waiting for it to start plot wise.

[Ishmael]

yxboom:
Open Theistists have the copyright to Minority Report ;)

Because you got your Theology from Hollywood.:no:

[Em7add11]

graceinme:
Yxbooms all time worst movie was Anne of Green Gables. I made him watch it and he still hates me for it.
My youth pastor bought that whole series for his wife. At first he hated it too until after every video she said "Hold me Joel!" Now he says those videos are worth their weight in gold. :rofl:

[graceinme]

Em7add11:

My youth pastor bought that whole series for his wife. At first he hated it too until after every video she said "Hold me Joel!" Now he says those videos are worth their weight in gold. :rofl:

I couldn't say that after the movie cause he was asleep.:hrm:

[Captain Ochre]

IMO, bad movies should be divided into at least two categories. Some movies are so bad that they are good (Manos, Plan 9, the Creeping Terror), and some movies are just bad.
As awful as Ed Wood's films are, my vote goes to "The Creeping Terror" as the best worst movie of all time.

It's tougher for me to rate films that were bad but not bad enough to achieve entertainment value via ineptitude. I find that I am unable to remember sufficient detail (including title, plot, etcetera).
:D

"Megiddo" (iirc) was pretty bad . . . but almost bad enough to be funny. The heavy in that one could teach Shatner a thing or two about overacting.

[Yog^sothoth]

awww, that isn't fair to say for shatner. His overacting is what made him famous!

Rock out Shatner! I hope the next time you die in a movie it is exciting.

[Captain Ochre]

Yog^sothoth:
awww, that isn't fair to say for shatner. His overacting is what made him famous!

Rock out Shatner! I hope the next time you die in a movie it is exciting.

Oh-oh! Did I neglect to mention that few appreciate Shatner's overacting more than I do? Star Trek TOS is incomparable, and Shatner is a big reason why. James T. Kirk must have kissed women from every corner of the galaxy. I'm not sure what kind of role model that makes him . . . but it sure made for an entertaining series!
The Priceline commercials were great, too. The "Do You Know?" one was my personal favorite.

STTNG? Pfah! It's "The Love Boat" in space, so far as I'm concerned.

[Solly]

It's a toss up:

either Jaws III

or some Christian made movie about the life of Calvin. The acting was terrible, the sets waved in the wind, the costumes made Calvin and Farel look like bag ladies (you know, those women who push shopping trolleys full of garbage around the streets). And worse, our host kept enthusing over how good it was. :x :duh:

[Captain Ochre]

Solly:
It's a toss up:

either Jaws III

or

Jaws 3(D) *was* bad! And not in a good way!

"Anne of Green Gables" received mention? My favorite movie is "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension" . . . and I still liked "Anne of Green Gables."
"Sense and Sensibility" ranks as one of the top five films, imo (somewhere after TAOBBATED).

[Eyeheart Pumpkin]

I haven't read through all the pages yet. Has anyone mentioned The Gods Must Be Crazy yet? That has my vote. I actually loved it and hated it at the same time! :huh:

[Jaltus]

Leonard Part VI.

It was an action/sci-fi/comedy starring Bill Cosbey.

[bar Jonah]

Jaltus:
Leonard Part VI.

It was an action/sci-fi/comedy starring Bill Cosbey.

Oh, thanks a whole bunch. I had successfully forgotten that abomination of a movie for years now, probably forever... and you just had to ruin everything. Why must you torture me? :*( :whip:

[yxboom]

Em7add11:

My youth pastor bought that whole series for his wife. At first he hated it too until after every video she said "Hold me Joel!" Now he says those videos are worth their weight in gold. :rofl: If my wife were to say "Hold me Joel" than we would have serious issues to discuss :rant:

[Em7add11]

yxboom:
If my wife were to say "Hold me Joel" than we would have serious issues to discuss :rant:

According to this post:
graceinme:
I couldn't say that after the movie cause he was asleep.:hrm:

She could have very well said it and you'd have no idea. :hrm: :rofl:

[yxboom]

:huh: you're right. :hrm:

[Hitch]

Am I the only one here who can remember the days that if you went to a movie you NEVER told anyone?


Who is that old fart in the morror....

H

[yxboom]

[pa grape] you just don't get it [/pa grape]

[Jaltus]

Who is that old fart in the morror....Yx. his head is so big it pretty much shows up in everyone's mirror.

[dmills]

Worst movie EVER is Fear.com. That is the most pathetic excuse for a movie that I have ever seen.:argh:

[Em7add11]

Solaris was pretty bad. It was very visually rich, but very very light on plot. I got up at the end of the movie and thought "I sat here for two hours and nothing happened."

It never seems to get out of the exposition. Which is good because that way when you get to the end and there's no release you don't feel so cheated.

[Lizard]

Has anyone seen this movie:

Caligula Reincarnated as Hitler


:eww:

[Captain Ochre]

Em7add11:
Solaris was pretty bad. It was very visually rich, but very very light on plot. I got up at the end of the movie and thought "I sat here for two hours and nothing happened."

It never seems to get out of the exposition. Which is good because that way when you get to the end and there's no release you don't feel so cheated.

Are you talking about the Clooney "Solaris" or the European one? I seem to recall that the latter clocked in closer to three hours, so most likely the former.
The book (by Stanislaw Lem) is deep. The European version of the film, which was made not long after "2001: A Space Odyssey" captures the eeriness of the book rather well, imo. The book and first film are effective because they tackle some deep questions. Solaris is a musing about god, imo. Lem was a friend of the guy we now know as the Pope (both being Polish intellectuals--no joke). Lem the skeptic/atheist/agnostic and (D'oh! Recalling the Pope's actual name from memory isn't going to happen) the theist/Christian/RC.

I'll watch the Clooney version when it goes on cable, I guess.

Your impression of "Solaris" reminds me of my impression while reading _Shardik_ by Richard Adams.
Six hundred pages! And nothing happened! Drawn along purely by the naive assurance that *something* must happen in a 600-page book!
lol

[Em7add11]

Actually it was the Clooney version. I didn't remember it being quite that long, but apparently I am mistaken.

[Captain Ochre]

Faramir:
Has anyone seen this movie:

Caligula Reincarnated as Hitler


:eww:

Um . . . no. Is it bad enough to be good? The title suggests that it might be . . .:)

[brother vinny]

The worst movie I've ever seen?

Probably A Fine Mess, with Ted Danson and Howie Mandel.

[efta777]

Without a doubt, the worst movie of all time is a tie between:

A.I. AND
The Talented Mr. Ripley

Some eerie similarities betweent the two:

Both had Jude Law
Both Were something like 5 hours long
Both should have ended after 1 1/2 hours

[bar Jonah]

efta777:
Without a doubt, the worst movie of all time is a tie between:

A.I. AND
The Talented Mr. Ripley

Some eerie similarities betweent the two:

Both had Jude Law
Both Were something like 5 hours long
Both should have ended after 1 1/2 hours
What the?

I agree, although AI had great effects, it was poor, overall. Especially that lame Deux Ex Machina ending.

But Mr. Riply was an awesome movie. I can't wait to see the sequel with John Malkovitch, out this year, "Ripley's Game," which takes place decades later.

It's not often that Hollywood portrays a homo as a brilliant sociopathic serial killer.

[Ishmael]

Minority Report

[Eyeheart Pumpkin]

Calvinist:
Minority Report
What? I loved Minority Report. I just rented it and am getting ready to watch it for the third time (the first two times were in the theater).

[Ishmael]

Eireann:

What? I loved Minority Report. I just rented it and am getting ready to watch it for the third time (the first two times were in the theater).

I liked it alright, I was just messing with the OVers.

[Eyeheart Pumpkin]

Calvinist:


I liked it alright, I was just messing with the OVers.
Ah, that's cool. I don't know what an OVer is ... but :thumb:

[Lizard]

Faramir:
Has anyone seen this movie:

Caligula Reincarnated as Hitler


:eww:

Captain Ochre:


Um . . . no. Is it bad enough to be good? The title suggests that it might be . . .:)


NO!!!!! I thought it would be, but it was worse. It could have been if the subject matter wasn't so gross.

(it takes a lot to gross me out, but I could not finish this movie)

I will not post it here, but if you must know PM me.

[Captain Ochre]

Calvinist:


I liked it alright, I was just messing with the OVers.

I didn't see MR as promoting anything like the impossibility of perfect future knowledge. It was simply a case of a corrupting influence. The fact that limited future knowledge could exist and possibly be wrong certainly smacks of an OV, but there were were, otoh, many instances where the imperfect future knowledge was spot on.
And, as I have mentioned in another thread, there is no apparent incompatibility between perfect future knowledge and free will.

Liked the film, btw, despite the fact that I'm not much of a Tom Cruise fan. Good acting in that one--for a Scientologist.
;)

[malcolm]

Worst movie I've ever seen? :hrm:

I'd probably have to say "Dogma." Or maybe "The Matrix," for only slightly different reasons.

[dizzle]

Hey I liked the Matrix!! Well mostly... it was pretty entertainning... and since my computer life has taken over my real life, I feel a certain affinity.

[Lizard]

malcolm:
Worst movie I've ever seen? :hrm:

I'd probably have to say "Dogma." Or maybe "The Matrix," for only slightly different reasons.

Dee Dee Warren:
Hey I liked the Matrix!! Well mostly... it was pretty entertainning... and since my computer life has taken over my real life, I feel a certain affinity.

Yea, I also liked the Matrix. But of course it was based on real life. Wasn't it. :hrm:

[NSMinistries]

worst movie I have ever seen was the "Flying Pickle"

[Jin-Roh]

The worst movie I've ever seen was Star Ship Troopers. The only thing that even made it half-way redeemable was that it was so awful that it was actually kinda funny. Watch that movie and laugh at it. It sets a new standard for stupid.

[Bartholomew]

My goodness...it'd have to be South Park: The Movie.

My once-vigin mind is forever stained...

:uhoh:

~Matt

[Captain Ochre]

"Worst movie you've ever seen? Well, my next one will be *better*."

Edward D. Wood, Jr., in the midst of phone discussion with a movie executive who had just sneak-previewed Wood's "Glen or Glenda?" (at least as portrayed by Johnny Depp in the film "Ed Wood").

:)
I love that quotation.
:yipee:

[Jin-Roh]

My goodness...it'd have to be South Park: The Movie.

My once-vigin mind is forever stained...

I don't think I've ever actually met someone who liked that movie. I can't stomach the show to much, although sometimes it can be funny.

[wienerdog]

Q: Quetzecoatl. It's about a dragon conspicuously eating New Yorkers. At one point a guy is shot in the chest, and then there's a closeup of him with a head wound. It really sucked.

I loved Matrix and Buckaroo Banzai. I didn't think Mr. Ripley was a bad movie at all, but it was immensely disturbing, so I can't recommend it. Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer was the most disturbing movie I've ever seen, but it wasn't bad in the sense we're talking about here. But I beg all of you not to see it. It will have a negative impact on your walk with the Lord.

[Sozo]

wienerdog:
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer was the most disturbing movie I've ever seen, but it wasn't bad in the sense we're talking about here. But I beg all of you not to see it. It will have a negative impact on your walk with the Lord.

The most disturbing movies I've ever seen were "Happiness" & "At Close Range"

"At Close Range" was a good movie

"Happiness" was just sick

[geebob]

I liked little nicky, but only for gleaning theological truths from it.

Robocop 3 was a horrendous movie.



but there were were, otoh, many instances where the imperfect future knowledge was spot on.

which is perfectly in line with the open view (minus the descriptor "imperfect,")

[dawnghost]

CHASING AMY
:eww:
that movie was so SICK I felt physically ill when I finished watching it! seriously, I had the fever!! then I went to sleep and I couldn't because I was busy hating Amy and Jay and Silent Bob and every single character in that movie with every fiber of my being!!!!!! :argh:


actually I was dumb enough to watch DOGMA some time later. I used to hate Alanis beforehand, but seeing her as GOD in that movie made my hatred for her climb to levels so high that Osama Bin Laden himself e-mailed me "whoa man, take it easy".


hey Amy! I hope you die in fire!! :thumb:

[Ric]

E.T. :argh:

[DantheRM]

SCARY MOVIE 2...... there was no plot or nothing.....just nonstop offensive for the point of being offensive. Now I know the movie was supposed to be satirical but nothing was really funny except if you are perverted.

[Salus]

I've seen so many movies in my life that it is hard to choose. Plus, "worst" is a relative term so it is hard to actually label movies. Some of the ones I thought were less than average were:

Get Carter - not a very good movie all around but I like Mickey Rourke as an actor so I suffered through it

Zoolander - horribly, horribly stupid but Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson are hilarious

I'll post more as I think of them.

[Captain Ochre]

"I know what a eugoogley is."
:rofl:
"Zoolander" was sublimely silly.

[wienerdog]

Zoolander was trying to be stupid, so calling it stupid is a compliment. I liked the gasoline fight.

[Mikeb]

Defcon4

I've seen pron movies with better plots and better character develoment.. so to speak.

[Eyeheart Pumpkin]

Another one that was so stupid that it was great (and like Zoolander, it was trying to be stupid) was "Mystery Men." I could watch that movie over and over and over!

[SynchroKnight]

I'll second Starship Troopers Jin-Roh.

I'd also like to nominate Werner Herzog's Strosek

and anything starring Steven Seagal.

[graceinme]

Ok, I will finally admit to the worst movie I ever saw. Please no one hold me to this being the type of movie I would rent or go to the theater to see. It was sent in the mail by Net flicks. It was the absolute worst! It took over a month to get some of the images out of my head. To this day some of the images pop in my head and give me that ewww feeling all over again.

Requerium for a Dream EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!:no:

[Wesley's son]

What Dreams May Come - Robin Williams

awful theology... a Heaven in which God is next to nowhere...a Hell in which the inhabitants are free to leave

[Craig]

If anyone is considering seeing "Velvet Goldmine"...don't. That movie is yucky. I hate using the word yucky, but that is the only way.

Another awful movie; but is lots of fun to watch: "Flesh Eating Mothers" It's a rare jem, if you can find it, rent it!

[Sher]

02-15-2003 @ 01:47 PM here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=16760#post16760)
wienerdog:

... then there's a closeup of him with a head wound. It really sucked. :rofl: a sucking head wound :rofl:

sorry, that just struck me funny... but I'm sick

I really couldn't pick... so many of them are so awful today.

[Patroclus]

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

[Woman]

"sucking head wound"

LOL

:rofl:

Am I the only one who thinks the really bad slasher flicks suck? Chainsaw ad nauseum...Jason in the hocky mask...

Also, most jiggle movies

I love great horror - Like Silence of the Lambs and the original Exorcist, but blood and guts just for the splash aren't that exciting.

**grrrrr...wish these things had spell-check

[graceinme]

03-21-2003 @ 09:51 PM located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=42240#post42240)
Patroclus:

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back


If you think that is bad, don't go see Catching Flies.

[Megane]

"Stigmata." I remember the person I saw this abomination with telling me that as the film had progressed, my expression had gradually grown into the meanest scowl she'd ever seen on me...golly I did not like that movie.:rant:


cheers,
Megane

[bar Jonah]

Well, I have a brand new movie to add to the list.

Dreamcatcher

Don't even waste $2 renting this a few months from now. My gosh, what a horribly badly directed movie. This movie made no freaking sense whatsoever! Almost nothing makes sense! Least of all the ending! Not only is it a deus ex machina ending, but you don't even understand what you're seeing as it's happening! No character development, and an equally badly written screenplay. I still don't understand why Morgan Freeman's character was a bad guy, or why he didn anything he did.

And I'm sure the book is great. The movie often alludes to things... but doesn't say what it's alluding to. It infers things... but doesn't explain what it's inferring. It points to things in the book... but doesn't say what it's pointing to! Incredibly frustrating.

Kasdan hasn't really done many films that are my kind of movies, to be honest. But technically, he is an excellent director. However, you sure wouldn't know it from this bomb.

Avoid this clunker. A terrible failure of a movie, and a waste of my time and money.

[Rusty T]

master of disguise

[bar Jonah]

Yesterday @ 11:42 PM located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=43492#post43492)
tizzidale:

master of disguise
Master of Disguise has the dubious dishonor of actually having not one single positive review out of ... I think it was around 50 reviews or so, nation-wide. Not one single positive review. I remember reading that this set a kind of record. No movie had ever failed to get at least one good review from SOMEONE somewhere, at least some crackpot movie critic in some piece-of-junk publication.

[vlandsponger]

that movie with christian haydensen (sorry if i spelled his name wrong). Its called something like "life in a house" or "life as a house" or something along those lines. It was so horrible that I don't even want to remember the name of it.....

[Mr Stick71]

Zombies of the Stratosphere.

It had nothing to do with Zombies OR the Stratosphere, though I did like this guy's rocket suit (a dial for up and down).

[HemofHisGarment]

I have to say I was disappointed in Power Puff Girls: The Movie!!

Possibly one of the worst ever though was The Blair Witch Project

[Ebor]

My pick is Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

DO NOT WATCH!!!!!!!!! (unless you watched the MST3K version)

[Xmansmommy]

If I haven't mentioned it in this thread yet....House of a thousand corpses. :doh:

If I did mention it, my apologies for repeating it. It had to be said. :lol:

[yxboom]

definately Napoleon Dynamite

[Xmansmommy]

No doubt yxboom! :whew:, I was afraid you were gonna say Little Nicky. :hehe:

[Bill the Cat]

Dang, a sozo thread :shocked:

[yxboom]

No doubt yxboom! :whew:, I was afraid you were gonna say Little Nicky. :hehe:
i already did (http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showpost.php?p=5302&postcount=12)

[Xavier]

The Chronicles of Riddick.

[Xmansmommy]

i already did (http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/showpost.php?p=5302&postcount=12)

I can't help it you have no taste. :tongue: Well, I did like Eight Heads in a duffle bag so that helps redeem your taste somewhat. :hehe:

[Xmansmommy]

The Chronicles of Riddick.

You actually watched all of it? :gasp:

[eudyptes]

this is easy..my niece's last 12 dance recitals all edited into a 90 minute snooze fest.....

[Meh_Gerbil]

Starship Troopers

StOOPid, stOOpid, stOOpid.

Other bad films include almost anything by Woody Allen -- not because the man doesn't have exceptional talent, but because most of his films center on his libido and I can only take the constant whining for so long.

[Cynic Sage]

My Parents have a satellite dish, and one of the things you can do w/ a satellite dish is press a botton that tells you what the show on the selected channel is about ("INFO").

So one day I was channel surfing and I came across the SPACE channel and a movie on it titled "Alien from LA"

So I press the "INFO" button on the remote and this pops up as the movie's plot (this has burned into my brain, I can sooner forget my name than this):
























































A girl with glasses falls down a bottomless pit, discovers the lost city of Atlantis, and becomes beutiful.


:twitch:

BTW: A funny game to play while watching this movie is to try and spot as many Dragonball Z voice actors as you can find (Spoiler: The main Villian is played by the person who does the voice for Frieza).

[Dave G]

I haven't watched any of them, but I imagine Chucky movies suck pretty bad...

[Rusty T]

I haven't read the thread, so if it's been mentioned, I'm sorry. Master of Disguise with Dana Carvey.

[Meh_Gerbil]

I haven't read the thread, so if it's been mentioned, I'm sorry. Master of Disguise with Dana Carvey.

I'd forgotten that disgrace -- that was absolutely horrible.

[Cynic Sage]

I'd forgotten that disgrace -- that was absolutely horrible.
Yeah Tizz, thanks for reminding me. I thought I had that memory fully repressed by now. :rant:

[Shadow Phoenix]

I haven't gone through the whole thread. I apologize if this has already been mentioned.

Reign of Fire.

Normally, I love dragon movies, but this one was so stupid that I fell asleep twice in the theater.

The nuclear explosion won't kill the dragon, but this explosive crossbow head will!

[Cynic Sage]

A friend invited me over to watch War of the Worlds.

Unfortunately, it was the direct-to-DVD one made by Asylum Productions.

First of all, the pre-film trailers for other Asylum pictures are R-rated (it's like they are actually admitting "Our movies suck, but if you watch them, you get to see gore and nudity like this).

Butchery of a classic book. :rant:

[Eyeheart Pumpkin]

I noticed a few people mentioned how awful some of the MST3K movies have been. I think all of those films have been truly awful, but once they are subjected to the MST3K treatment, they are automatically reconfigured into the "awesome" catagory!

to recap:

Without robots -- :thumbd:

With robots -- :thumb:

[Rayado]

I'm not a huge fan of movies to begin with, but I could not stand Matrix Revolutions. Simply. Could. Not. Stand it. It's the only movie where I've looked forward to someone dying because they wouldn't stop talking.

And...will Battlefield Earth make the list?