Little Book of Spam

[Solly]

Let the plagiarism continue:

Post your Spam-osophy here.

[Solly]

Why say in one post...

[Solly]

what you can say...

[Solly]

in...

[Solly]

four!! :spam:

[dizzle]

Oh

[dizzle]

boy

[dizzle]

I

[dizzle]

needed

[dizzle]

this


<GP thinks he is going to catch up and has been posting more than Mononoke>

[Solly]

I think therefore I spam.

[Solly]

It's true, it's true, the Mods have made it clear
The spamming must be perfect all year

A law was made a distant moon ago here
The Dorm and The Gym cannot be too hot
And there's a legal limit to the posts there
In Spamelot

The flaming is forbidden cos we're friends
and rudeness we just cannot abide
By order Lameness is the way this site tends
In Spamelot

Spamelot, Spamelot
I know it sounds a bit bizarre
But in Spamelot, Spamelot
That's how conditions are

Take it to the bridge DD

Spamelot, Spamelot
I know it gives a person pause
But in Spamelot, Spamelot
Those are the legal laws

The care must always slush upon the hillside
By nine PM the members must appear
In short, there's simply not a more congenial spot
For happy ever-aftering than here in Spamelot

[dizzle]

Ah, Solly waxes poetic.

[Solly]

:spam:

[John Reece]

Heres to you, Solly!

:cheers:

:smile:

[Em7add11]

Spam I am.

[Gavin]

whats spam?

:spam:

[yxboom]

Just like BeBe and CeCe Ill take you there :spam:

[Ethos]

Some friends of mine eat fried Spam sometimes.. :cheers:

[Ethos]

spam

[Ethos]

is

[Ethos]

good:O)

[Jade]

04-17-2003 @ 03:58 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=71154#post71154)
yxboom:

Just like BeBe and CeCe Ill take you there :spam:

BeBe and CeCe? Ick. (JMHO)

[AVmetro]

Solly, you shoulda broken that one big post into little spams. Follow the rules, man! :teeth:

[John Reece]

maps

[Lizard]

I

[Lizard]

just

[Lizard]

had

[Lizard]

to

[Lizard]

:spam:

[John Reece]

The addicted nun. Just can't help it.

[LoveEndures]

I'm

[LoveEndures]

actually

[LoveEndures]

happy

[LoveEndures]

that

[LoveEndures]

Solly

[LoveEndures]

saw

[LoveEndures]

fit

[LoveEndures]

to

[LoveEndures]

keep

[LoveEndures]

the

[LoveEndures]

poem

[LoveEndures]

together

[LoveEndures]

in

[LoveEndures]

one

[LoveEndures]

post. :zzz:

[LoveEndures]

You know your board when; your sitting with a timer in front of the computer trying to figure out if it is really 30 sec between posts allowed or not. :eww:

[John Reece]

I

[LoveEndures]

ooohhh a rant Icon, how cool.

:rant: 30 stinking seconds, I could have had all of those posts done and been home in my skivies if not for that 30 sec rule, what kind of spam site is this to limit so the true nature of :spam: in all of it's timelessness (I really don't think the stuff has an expiration date once it is canned). :rant:

Sorry about that John it seems I displaced your "I" I'll edit this post and give you one at the Bottem.



John Reece's "I"

[John Reece]

spam

[John Reece]

therefor

[John Reece]

am.

[John Reece]

Well, since that got broken into, one more time; altogether now:

I spam, therefore I am.

:smile:

[Sher]

.... OOoooo ... tell me whooooo ... who wrote the book of spam

[John Reece]

:help:

[quetzalphoenix]

All we have are impressions of spam. - David Hume.

[John Reece]

:spam:

[Em7add11]

:spam:

[Em7add11]

:solly:

[Em7add11]

:em7:

[Em7add11]

:btc: :hamster: :rubia: :em7: :mononoke:

[Em7add11]

:cir: :gim: :jade: :ddw: :yx: :solly: :xmm:

[Em7add11]

:bunny:

[John Reece]

:spam:

[djnoz]

:spam: :bunny:

[John Reece]

:cheers: to djnoz!

[dublczek]

Many fail as original thinkers simply because their spam is too good.

[dublczek]

It is hard to believe someone is telling the truth if you would spam in their place.

[dublczek]

The world owes more than the world can spam.

[dublczek]

Every time I close the door on reality it spams through the windows.

[Solly]

Why study for tomorrow when you can spam today and tomorrow.

[dublczek]

If you think there is a solution, you are part of the spam.

[dublczek]

Disbelief should be suspended, not spammed by the neck until dead.

[dublczek]

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I can spam others.

[dublczek]

I've never been spam but I have this look.

[Solly]

I hereby dub dublczek TWeb's Spamosopher

[dublczek]

"That's right," he said. "We're spam. We spam, therefore, we yam."

[dublczek]

Today @ 08:58 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=101206#post101206)
Solly:

I hereby dub dublczek TWeb's Spamosopher

A dubious dublczek dub, but I accept.
To spam or not to spam, that is the unquestion.

[dublczek]

'Twas spam and the smiley droves,
did borrow and post in a wave,
and smarmy were their pithy loaves,
in a thread did we so rave.
- Alice Through the Spamming Glass

[Sher]

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a can of :spam:"

~ Pride and Spam

[Em7add11]

:spam: I am.

[dublczek]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try some spam.

[dublczek]

I am rather inclined to silence, and whether that be wise or not, it is at least more unusual nowadays to find a man who can hold his spam than to find one who cannot. - Abraham Lincoln

[dublczek]

He who would learn to spam one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot spam into spamming. - Friedrich Nietzsche

[dublczek]

The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spam. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

[dublczek]

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but spam if we are foolish. - Charles Caleb Colton

[Solly]

delectando pariterque spamendo

By giving pleasure and at the same time spamming

[dublczek]

Kung sinong may kailangan siyang mag-spam. - Pilipino proverb

Whosoever hath the need should doeth the spamming.

[dublczek]

Today's Spamism by your local Spamosopher:

A cynic is man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for spam. - Mencken

[Xmansmommy]

Dub :rofl: :thumb:

[Undomiel]

what I was looking for. I need an avatar. Ahem, pardon me while I get one. :spam:

[Solly]

Em7's motto

I came, I spammed, I conquered.

[Undomiel]

to go. :joy:

[Undomiel]

7, 007.:shy:

[Solly]

keep it up Undomiel, even though you aren't accumulating spam points.

:yx: Mwah ha ha ha

[Undomiel]

6.

[Undomiel]

Wait, wait, wait. No avatar at 25? :shocked:

[Undomiel]

FOUR!

Hole-in-one.

[Undomiel]

These three agree in one.

[Undomiel]

:love:

[Undomiel]

:bunny: :yipee:

[Undomiel]

:thumb:

[Solly]

Don't forget to change you bye line too.

spam works towards getting a pet

[Undomiel]

How much spam do I need and how do I get spam and who has the pets and can I pick or do I get what they give me ? I have no :spam: !

:bawl:

[Undomiel]

testing the ingredients

[Solly]

Lovely picture Undomiel.

500 spam points (both kinds together) to get a pet, which you will find on your personal control panel (click profile at the top)
Unfortunately there is a problem with sell-by dates on the spam at the moment; I believe stocks are due in any day, according to an admin.

Spam is gained in the dorm forum. Click "post reply" to see the targets.
Anti-spam elsewhere.

[Jade]

Post your Spam-osophy here.

One :spam: at a time, sweet Dee Dee!

[Lizard]

:cheers:

[Solly]

:spam: +:em7: = :yipee:

[John Reece]

:thumb:

[dublczek]

Today's Spamisms from your local Spamosopher:

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better spam. - Robert Frost

What orators lack in depth they make up for in spam. - Charles de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to spam it. - George Santayana

[themuzicman]

A spam in time saves SPAM POINTS! :spam: :yipee:

[themuzicman]

Too many characters spoil the SPAM! :doh: :spam:

[dublczek]

Today's Spamism from your local Spamosopher:

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there's spam." - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

"If you can't get rid of the spam in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw

[dublczek]

5-24-03 Spamisms from your local Spamosopher:

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is spam. - Voltaire

It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to spam it well. - Descartes

[dublczek]

5-25-03 Spamism from your local Spamosopher:

We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcae, but Fashion. She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority. The head monkey at Paris puts on a traveler's cap, and all the monkeys in America do the spam. - Thoreau

[Solly]

French spam

le jue ne vaut pas la spam

The game is not worth the spam

[dublczek]

5-27-03 Spamisms from your local Spamosopher:

I want to know God's thoughts,... the spam are details... - Albert Einstein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent spam. - Albert Einstein

[John Reece]

:spam:

[themuzicman]

Too many cooks spoil the :spam: :yipee:

[John Reece]

:thumb:

[themuzicman]

:spam: is the root of all :btc: :whip:

[Lizard]

:cheers:

[themuzicman]

Whip :spam: up. Into shape. Step foward. You won't late, when you Whip :spam: . :hrm:

[John Reece]

:spam:

[themuzicman]

2 :spam: s in every garage and a :spam: in every pot!

[themuzicman]

400! I'm at 400!

[John Reece]

:spam:

[dublczek]

Spam: the delusion that one post differs from another. - H.L. Mencken

Spam is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H. L. Mencken

[themuzicman]

... BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! IF you order within the next 20 minutes, we'll throw in this fabulous set of ginsu :spam: absolutely free! A $30 value! :yipee:

[efta777]

mmmm... spam

[John Reece]

:spam:

[Lizard]

spam the other pinkish/graysish meat?

:spam:

[John Reece]

:spam:

[NEONBlack]

Spam, spam ...
That wonderful fruit ...
The more you eat ...
The more you wish ...
That you'd never heard of it.

Goooooooooooooo Spam!!! :cheers:

[dublczek]

The origins of Spam Fu are unknown. Unlike what some may believe, it did not start in a China shop. The tradition goes back further, or so modern practitioners claim. In this article I will briefly describe the system and leave its history to those who are better able to account for it.

The opening salute in Spam Fu is called the Grand Ultimate. Posture here is important. One must sit erect, preferably in the lotus position, facing the monitor, with fingers lightly resting on an angled keyboard. Holding the tongue to the top of the mouth, one must recite the opening pledge three times clearly but slowly, enunciating each word, “Let there be Spam.” Don’t worry if you come close to swallowing your tongue. You will get used to it as you practice more often. Also, you can slouch all you want after making the salute. It is just necessary to acquire the correct frame of mind to generate ‘gee’ (which is a form of metaphysical energy).

There are 5 movements or maneuvers in Spam Fu based on the Five Elements: water, fire, air, earth, and metal.

Water spam is like, well, a liquid. It flows here and there, meandering as it goes. It takes the shape of that which it spams. It is subtle, sensuous, wet and wild and sometimes carbonated.

Fire spam is swift and direct. It starts as a tickle then consumes that which it spams. It spreads so fast it is sometimes difficult to separate the spam from what it refers to.

Air spam is buoyant and light. It touches but does not change what it touches. It is best used on the intake and not on the uptake.

Earth spam is rough and ready when first delivered then quickly turns into a clingy substance that will smother what it spams.

Metal spam is sharp and poky. It cleaves and divides and divides and divides and… you get the idea… what it spams. The other four must first be practiced to a reasonable degree before one can successful pull off a metallic spam.

Spam Fu is useful in a variety of ways. Newer and better applications are being discovered every day. Spam fests have been held in honor of the tradition.

Beware of those who claim to be Spam Fu masters and are not. Fortunately they are easy to spot. They spam email since they usually can’t spam on a forum.

[Undomiel]

hmmm...

[Undomiel]

trying

[Undomiel]

to

[Undomiel]

get

[Undomiel]

a

[Undomiel]

pet

[Undomiel]

need

[Undomiel]

211 more :spam: pts

[Undomiel]

208

[Undomiel]

205

[John Reece]

:spam:

[Undomiel]

202

[Undomiel]

199. yehaa into the next 100

[Undomiel]

*waves at john*

196

[Undomiel]

193 . . . .

[Undomiel]

how many times can i post spam in one day? :teeth:

[Undomiel]

187

[Undomiel]

184

[Undomiel]

181. technically speaking, i could have my pet soooon at this rate.

[Undomiel]

178. i wonder what it will be....

[Undomiel]

175. i wonder what it will be...oops, i said that already. :spam: :love: :spam:

[Undomiel]

172

[Undomiel]

169

[Undomiel]

:hrm:

[Undomiel]

163. it's a pet marathon. send in your pearls. eek, someone already did!

[Undomiel]

160. err, confused. :huh:

[Undomiel]

157.

[Undomiel]

154

[Undomiel]

151

[Undomiel]

149 :bunny:

[Undomiel]

146

[Undomiel]

143.

fact: did you know the area code for the space coast where NASA resides, is 3 2 1

[Undomiel]

140. mwahahaha. approaching the 100 mark.

[Undomiel]

137:whip:

[Undomiel]

err. correction 127 :yipee:

[Undomiel]

124 :juggle:

[Undomiel]

121 :pray:

.:pray: .:pray: we got to :pray: just to make it today.

[Undomiel]

118

[Undomiel]

115 :zzz:

[Undomiel]

112:whip:

[Undomiel]

109 :pray:

[Undomiel]

106 :smile:

[Undomiel]

103

[Undomiel]

100 :joy:

[Undomiel]

99!:teeth:

[Undomiel]

98! :teeth: :smile: :teeth:

[Undomiel]

97! :teeth: :bunny:

[Undomiel]

96! :thumb: :bunny:

[Undomiel]

err 85!:yipee:

[Undomiel]

79!

[Undomiel]

76! :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

[Undomiel]

73!

[Undomiel]

70!:hi: :bunny:

[Undomiel]

67! *is experincing yet another moment of mid-life crisis*

[Undomiel]

64! :whip:

[Undomiel]

61! :pray: :teeth:

[Undomiel]

56!

[Undomiel]

53! x-files was gorey, tonight. :eek:

[Undomiel]

50! Ha! pet, pet, pet peT pET PET!

[Undomiel]

47! what do cyber pets eat anyway? :bunny:

[Undomiel]

44! :bunny: :love: :spam: ?

[Undomiel]

41!:whip:

[Undomiel]

39! I can't believe I'm excited about getting a little cyber pet! :ahem:

[Undomiel]

35! (mathematical error)

Error Flynn. <<<---Cool handle.

[Undomiel]

32!

factoid: Jesus was still on Earth at the age of 32.

[Undomiel]

29!

[Undomiel]

26!

The Element ..um...Nickel? Iron? I ferget. Copper?

[Undomiel]

23!

[Undomiel]

20! *faint celebratory music kicks in*

[Undomiel]

17!

[Undomiel]

14!

[Undomiel]

11!

[Undomiel]

8! :joy: :teeth:

[Undomiel]

5!

[Undomiel]

2! :teeth:

[Undomiel]

:bunny: :joy: :thumb:

[John Reece]

:spam:

[Em7add11]

:yipee: :spam: :yipee:

[Lizard]

:juggle:

[Stoopid Redneck]

I don't like spam

[Solly]

Ce n'est pas une spam

[Stoopid Redneck]

Do you eat spam out of the can? or do you put it on something?

[Lizard]

Looks like Stoopid Redneck is going for a pet.

(and Faramir for a custom pet)
:tongue:

[dublczek]

I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans or spam. - Author Unknown

[Undomiel]

3000!?!! Sheesh. Sherlock does NOT look like a Sherlock. I gotta get me some spam pts, apparently. Now what do the anti-spam pts give you besides the custom avatar?

[Lizard]

is anti spam liek animatter?

[John Reece]

:spam:

[NEONBlack]

Is it ...

[NEONBlack]

Still possible ...

[NEONBlack]

To gain ...

[John Reece]

This is all its all about: :spam:

[NEONBlack]

Spam points ...:rant:

[John Reece]

On a roll with: :spam:

[John Reece]

Have some more: :spam:

[NEONBlack]

Yes it is!

:thumb:
:joy: :joy: :joy:

[John Reece]

Had enough :spam:

[NEONBlack]

I could live off of :spam:

[John Reece]

Ah, have another helping of .:spam:

[NEONBlack]

Never enough :spam: !!
:joy: :joy: :joy:

[John Reece]

Tell me when you've had enough :spam:

[NEONBlack]

We revel in :spam:

[John Reece]

Do you ever get tired of :spam: ?

[NEONBlack]

What? No more :spam: - points?

[NEONBlack]

Not in silly threads. :spam: - friendly threads are great.

[John Reece]

This is like playing solitaire :spam:

[John Reece]

Is this how EM won his champianship?

[John Reece]

:spam:

[Lizard]

Yes it is.

Now on with the :spam:

[Lizard]

It must be lonely at the top.

:spam:

[Undomiel]

Cool pic, NEONBlack.

[Undomiel]

I am approximately 2444 spam pts away from making Sherlock look intellectually british. Poor Sherlock.

[Lizard]

Sam is only about 500 points away from a face lift (I better decide soon what I want to do for my custom pet)

[Lizard]

I stand corrected it is only 300 points away. :yipee:

[Undomiel]

Lucky ducky.