Eyeheart Pumpkin
August 12th 2004, 12:23 AM
While political questions abound in the media -- did he? didn't he? he said, she said ... and so on, it occurs to me that there are much more important questions that we should be asking ourselves, questions that will have much greater impact on the future of our way of life.
Questions like ...
Just how tall is Marge Simpson without the hairdo?
If I shove just hard enough, could I knock the Leaning Tower of Pisa the rest of the way over?
Should cow-tipping be an Olympic sport?
Should it be made illegal for truckers to start a pass at the bottom of a hill?
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
If flugelsnorf were a word, what would it mean?
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then how much can I get for a dozen on a powerline?
It is questions like these that keep me up at night!
Questions like ...
Just how tall is Marge Simpson without the hairdo?
If I shove just hard enough, could I knock the Leaning Tower of Pisa the rest of the way over?
Should cow-tipping be an Olympic sport?
Should it be made illegal for truckers to start a pass at the bottom of a hill?
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
If flugelsnorf were a word, what would it mean?
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, then how much can I get for a dozen on a powerline?
It is questions like these that keep me up at night!