Aardvark Poster Wins!

[Sparko]

This is a special spam thread for Aardvark.

We stole his other two antispam threads, well actually I hijacked them (arrr!)

I think he needs to see the fun in :spam:

So let's see how long it takes him to find this thread.

If He posts in this thread, I will give him 2 pearls and declare him the winner.

Let's all make him feel welcome!!

[Gideon Brown]

:woohoo: Go Aardvark! :woohoo: :flowers:

[Sparko]

Aardvark is da man!!!!

:ebunny:

[Xmansmommy]

He'll get the feva eventually :brow:

[Gideon Brown]

:spam: :eyebrow: :spam:

[Xmansmommy]

C'mon Aardvark, you know you wanna :spam:!!! :hehe:

[C. D. Ward]

Yes, lovely :spam:, wonderful :spam:....

Cross over to the :spam: side. :grin:

[Xmansmommy]

:hi: C.D.!!! I see you joined the dark side too. :hamster:

[C. D. Ward]

Yes...I could resist no longer.....


Mmmmm....:spam:...:duh:

[Xmansmommy]

:lol: At least the initiation ritual here on TWeb is alot less painful and embarrassing than on TWeb's Paltalk chat. :noid:

[C. D. Ward]

"...initiation ritual..."

Ouch! Thank you DeeDee, may I have another! Ouch! Thank you DeeDee, may I have another! Ouch! ...

:lol:

[Xmansmommy]

You like yodeling C. D.? :doh:

[Sparko]

Yeah in Paltalk RTT and Luv1another make newbies yodel. I had to do it.

LiiiittleeeOlllldddddLadddieeeeeeeeWhoooo!

[Xmansmommy]

:haha:

[Sparko]

I think spamming in the game room for at least two weeks should be manditory for all new Twebbers.

Once people make friends with others in the rec room, I bet they would be much friendlier and understanding with each other in the hard core forums on tweb.

Spread the Love, pass the :spam:

[Xmansmommy]

Amen to that! :spam:

[Gideon Brown]

Yeah, it's true! :thumb:

[Xmansmommy]

:hehe:

[One Bad Pig]

This is a special spam thread for Aardvark.

We stole his other two antispam threads, well actually I hijacked them (arrr!)

I think he needs to see the fun in :spam:

So let's see how long it takes him to find this thread.

If He posts in this thread, I will give him 2 pearls and declare him the winner.

Let's all make him feel welcome!!
Only 2? I'd give him 5. :smug:

[Sparko]

How about we all give him pearls if he shows up and posts?

[One Bad Pig]

:thumb:

[Xmansmommy]

:thumb: :thumb:

[One Bad Pig]

:bump: Aardvark! Come and get your pearls!

[Xavier]

:spam:

[Xmansmommy]

{{{:xavier:}}}

[Gideon Brown]

How about we all give him pearls if he shows up and posts?

I thought that was already obvious. :teeth:

[Xmansmommy]

:whistle:

[Xavier]

:guitar:

[Xmansmommy]

:violin:

[One Bad Pig]

:bass:

[Xavier]

:saranade:

[Xmansmommy]

:mm:

[Xavier]

:sarenade:???

[One Bad Pig]

:serenade:

[Gideon Brown]

:serenade: :hehe:

[Xavier]

No As... Ahhhhh

[One Bad Pig]

:coffeeswim:

[Xmansmommy]

:tongue:

[One Bad Pig]

:hi:

[Xavier]

:hi:

[Gideon Brown]

:wave:

[Xavier]

:smile: :hugfly:

[Gideon Brown]

:aliengun:

[Xavier]

Don't hurt anyone... :gasp:

[Gideon Brown]

Ok. :flowers:

[Xavier]

Thanks... :smile:

[Sparko]

I checked Aardvark's profile, he hasn't been on in a couple of days.

I guess we have to wait for him..

99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer!

You take one down,
and pass it around :alky:

....

[One Bad Pig]

98 bottles of beer on the wall,
98 bottles of beer!

You take one down,

and pass it around :alcoholic:

...

[Xmansmommy]

97 bottles of beer on the wall,
97 bottles of beer!

You take one down,

and pass it around :beer:


...

[One Bad Pig]

96 bottles of beer on the wall,
96 bottles of beer!

You take one down,

and pass it around :alcoholic:


...

[Xmansmommy]

95 bottles of beer on the wall,
95 bottles of beer!

You take one down,

and pass it around :beer:


...

[One Bad Pig]

94 bottles of beer on the wall,
94 bottles of beer!

You take one down,

and pass it around :alcoholic:


...

[Aardvark]

i want at least 10 pearls for doing this.
if i dont get them, i will retract my post and
never enter spam world again!

johnsparks you were right. i was gone up north for a little while, but
im glad i didnt know about this thread.

you guys really dont have lives do you?

i would also venture to say you are of the most evil
vermin on tweb.
robbing innocent gamers of their tweb given free-will to game.

however, in the real world everything is run by money.

in the same way, i will contribute a substantial about of spam
if i receive at least 50 pearls from everyone on tweb.
to aid this challenge i will start a new "give aardvark pearls" game.

if i get over 100 pearls, i will post a new spam every time i come on
tweb.

if i get over 200, i will post 5 spams every visit.

now we'll see how much you care...

[Xmansmommy]

I don't have 50 pearls and we can only give away 5 to one poster per day. :noid:

[One Bad Pig]

I don't have 50 pearls and we can only give away 5 to one poster per day. :noid:
If :xmm: ever has 50 pearls, something's wrong. :hehe:

[Xmansmommy]

:rofl:

[Sparko]

to aid this challenge i will start a new "give aardvark pearls" game.

if i get over 100 pearls, i will post a new spam every time i come on
tweb.

if i get over 200, i will post 5 spams every visit.

now we'll see how much you care...
You are too late. I already created a Give Me Pearls Thread for myself a few weeks ago!!!

http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33993

nana-nana-boo-boo!

Here's your pearls. Now stop complaining about :spam: threads and be assimilated into the :spam: collective. Resistance is futile!
:bushborg:

[Sparko]

93 bottles of beer on the wall,
93 bottles of beer!

You take one down,

and pass it around :alky:

[One Bad Pig]

92 bottles of beer on the wall,
92 bottles of beer!

You take one down,

and pass it around :alcoholic:


...

[Xmansmommy]

91 bottles of beer on the wall,
91 bottles of beer!

You take one down,

and pass it around :beer:


...

[One Bad Pig]

90 bottles of beer on the wall,
90 bottles of beer!

You take one down,

and pass it around :alcoholic:


...

[Sparko]

89 bottles of beer on the wall,
89 bottles of beer!

You take one down,

and pass it around :alky:

*hic*

[One Bad Pig]

88 bottles of beer on the wall,
88 bottles of beer!

You take one down,

and pass it around :alcoholic:


...

[Sparko]

87 boddlesh sh'of beer on da wall,
87 boDdalzh uv beer!

You sh'take one down,

and passshhh id aRooUnnnnd :alky:

*hic* *burp*