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C. D. Ward
August 30th 2004, 12:34 PM
I got this idea from a fortuitous post I made on another spam thread...

Most of us (including myself) are too young (much too young!) to actually remember the Burma Shave signs that were once ubiquitous on major highways around the U.S. However, that doesn't mean we can't have fun with the idea!

In 1925, the Burma Shave Co. began advertising its product (a brushless shaving cream) using red & white signs along roads and highways. Each advertisement would occupy between four and six signs and would usually be some type of humorous rhyme with the last sign being reserved for the product name. An example:

1. Shaving brushes
2. You'll soon see 'em
3. On a shelf
4. In some museum
5. Burma-Shave

See here (http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma.htm)for any more information you might desire, including examples of the signs.

Of course, this milieu is perfectly suited to a spam thread! So, each contributor should post between four to six times, each one with a line from a short poem, with the final post being "Burma Spam". An example follows:

C. D. Ward
August 30th 2004, 12:34 PM
I think that I...

C. D. Ward
August 30th 2004, 12:35 PM
Will never see...

C. D. Ward
August 30th 2004, 12:35 PM
A post as lovely...

C. D. Ward
August 30th 2004, 12:35 PM
As a tree!

C. D. Ward
August 30th 2004, 12:36 PM
Burma Spam

C. D. Ward
August 30th 2004, 12:59 PM
I sit here posting...

C. D. Ward
August 30th 2004, 01:00 PM
But am I shirking?...

C. D. Ward
August 30th 2004, 01:00 PM
No, I'm at lunch!...

C. D. Ward
August 30th 2004, 01:01 PM
And thus not working!

C. D. Ward
August 30th 2004, 01:01 PM
Burma Spam

luv1another
August 30th 2004, 09:39 PM
roses are red

luv1another
August 30th 2004, 09:40 PM
violets are blue

luv1another
August 30th 2004, 09:41 PM
why am I here

luv1another
August 30th 2004, 09:41 PM
spamming with you?

luv1another
August 30th 2004, 09:42 PM
burma spam