tweb dispensationalism

[Sheepdog]

ok, so i was bored and felt like doing something stupid. so i did what dispensationalists do best: i made a chart! basically of TWeb's history

but right now, it's pretty bare. so, i was thinking that some of TWeb's most visually creative minds could come together and help make it |_||33R1337 :teeth:

[bar Jonah]

:rilol: I love it... Though I believe we can spruce it up a little!

[Xmansmommy]

We certainly need the building of the temple of Boom. :teeth:

[Piebald]

You are missing the Banana Man.. and the "reputation" debaucle

Also, we are still waiting for the second coming of Farrel Till

[Spiritus Naturae]

:lol: Yeah and something about "The New Whine", back when we had all those folks (atheists I believe) complaining and jumping ship cause they didnt like the way the mods did things...remember?

[Sparko]

Dont forget Banning Day, the dispensation of the Apple (which ended in Jan 2004 apparently).

[dizzle]

:lmbo:

[bar Jonah]

Ah yes, definitely need the Dispensation of Reputation.


But we also need to point out the Lake of Matrix at the end of the timeline. :hehe:

[RumTumTugger]

:lmbo:

[Jaltus]

Should we put in the reign of the anti-DD? Arminian was the official ruler of TWeb for about 2-3 weeks when DDW went on vacation, Boom was moving or sick or something, and WUC was unavailible.

[NSMinistries]

you forgot the starting of the sects of sister sitedom... :nsm:

[Sheepdog]

dang, a lot of ideas! i have a disproportionate amount of free time coming up saturday, so let's see where this goes :smile:

[Amazing Rando]

Does a certain unnamed YEC scientist who is no longer here deserve his own dispensation? :rofl:

[markporter]

this is sooo going up on my wall when it;s finished. it needs colours though

[dizzle]

This will be one chart that I will hang too

[Xmansmommy]

:lol: DD!

[Solly]

Don't forget the Change of Skins, and the Coming of Arcadia. And the Great Exodus of the Sceptics. And the False Posters who trouble yea many times over. And the League of the Burning Fox. the Big Blackout.

[Sparko]

and the moving of the server

[markporter]

I think that should be the movings of the server

[$cirisme]

Just for fun, my interpretation.

(very incomplete)

[$cirisme]

cool idea, Sheepdog

[Sheepdog]

hee hee, very cool.

one of the things i'd like is more images on it, like the badgers

[bar Jonah]

I still think it should be called the Lake of Matrix :rigreen:

[Sheepdog]

:lol:

[Jaltus]

Personally, I believe in a preMatrix coming of the Badger.

[Penguin]

Cool thread!

[$cirisme]

yeah, well your badger theology has always been borderline hairytick-al, Jaltus.

[markporter]

so when's it gonna be finished? I wan't a copy....

[Rayado]

so...um...

Has there been a new dispensation, which has overruled the making of Tweb Dispensation charts?

[Sheepdog]

ahh heck, how did we forget about this?

[Rayado]

So the dispensation which anulled the dispensation of making dispensationalist charts has itself been replaced by a new chart dispensation?

[Rayado]

Either way, there's a new date on the chart: March 2, 2005: the Day of Babel and the arrival of the Llamas of the Apocalypse.

[Solly]

You mean the Tea time of Confusion, don't you?

[Xavier]

That dark tea time for the soul...

[Solly]

Followed by the scones of consolation, and the snooze of recuperation

[Solly]

And now the end comes, with the arrival of the Anti-Solly (hope i'm not late)

[dizzle]

Where are the llamas of the Apoc? They should be here?

(and I totally laughed at that - imagine the anti-Christ.... "err I'm not late am I?")

[Sparko]

You, D-dizzle Fo Rizzle Shizzle must be the Prophet of Doom, because it was you yourself that brought us the seal llamas of the Apocalypse!!!!!

AAAAAIIEEEEE!!!! THEY ARE HERE!!!! RUN!!!!!!!


:seallama: :seallama: :seallama: :seallama: :seallama:

[markporter]

Nooooooooooooooooo! Not changed colours for the staff as well.

[Sparko]

If you all noticed there were 5 seal llamas of the apocalypse. The four normal ones and "one to grow on"

[Solly]

I thought it was decided that the fifth was confusion?

[Sparko]

well isn't "one to grow on" confusing if you are only expecting 4 llamas?

NO ONE EXPECTS THE 5TH SEAL LLAMA! (monty python voice)

Bring in the comfy thread!

And if they are SEAL Llamas, shouldn't there be 7 seals?

[Solly]

Navy seals at that.

[D. Medvedev Fan]

Did anyone add the campfire week earlier this year?

[Hitch]

:lol: DD!
What would Elvis do?

[Dr. Jack Bauer]

So where's the chart already?

[Jade]

So where's the chart already?
Wow, this thread has been around for ages. And i just now saw it today.

Chartmakers: Add a dating method (i.e. months) to it.