What's YOUR Mutant Power?

[bar Jonah]

Okay, all you X-fans.... what's YOUR mutant power? Serious or silly, tells us all about it!

[geebob]

seriously, I have a 90 degree hitch-hiker thumb. yes my friends, 1 million years from now you will all be me.

[yxboom]

DDW smells old men's armpits.

[geebob]

I take my latter comment back. 1 million years from now, we will all be like DD.

[Em7add11]

I can sleep through any class and still pass with an A.

[Jin-Roh]

ummm I pray in tounges?
:hrm:

[geebob]

I with my mysterio crazy reversal powers can drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

[mattbballman19]

I'm able to successfully communicate with people only subsequent to extreme meditation and concentration.

[Patroclus]

I can hide things in my hair.

[Xmansmommy]

Pat, it is SUCH a good thing that I wasn't eating or drinking when I read your post. :nc: :rofl:

[Entropic Gnosis]

I have the uncanny ability to make complex solutions to simple questions, similerly i can actually cause brain death by my complicated explanations. I also split semantic hairs, it turns out its more powerful that an atom bomb . . . .

and for no reason:bunny:

[Patroclus]

EG, for the deconstructionist in you, I suggest you check out the J-Lo thread.

I am glad that my super power impresses you XMMmmmmMmmmmm...

[Faramir]

In my younger days I played a lot of softball. I was the only one I know with the speed to stretch a double into a single.

[Jaltus]

I have the ability to shout at the top of my lungs and still be ignored.

Oh, I can fold my legs behind my head and have this weird knack for kicking open locked doors (used to freak my brother out with this one), not by kicking hard, but by kicking the right spot.

[dublczek]

Unfortunately, I have no mutant power. However, I was given a bullsh*t meter by a time travel who claimed he was travelling sideways in time. Before I could ask how that was possible, the meter went off and he disappeared.

[Bill the Cat]

Guess.... :btc:

[Bill the Cat]

No seriously, I have the "uncanny" ability to make a subway sub disappear in 3 minutes!! :poke: :whack: Darn that Jarrod!!!

http://subway.com/subwayroot/MenuNutrition/Jared/images/jaredfornaft2.jpg

[Faramir]

Today @ 01:44 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=96301#post96301)
Bill the Cat:

Guess.... :btc:

Flatulence?:poke:

[Jaltus]

The ability to have bad hair no matter what?

[Bill the Cat]

Faramir...







You found me out :whack: :btc:

[Faramir]

Today @ 02:08 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=96326#post96326)
Bill the Cat:

Faramir...







You found me out :whack: :btc:

Don't tell my wife. She thinks that that is my mutant power. :eww:

[Bill the Cat]

Did you see Mystery Men?

[Faramir]

No?

[Bill the Cat]

You gotta see it. Pee Wee Herman is in it as a "super hero" who'se power is KILLER Gas!!! SUPER Flatulence!!

[Ryokan]

I have the ability not to shave for 2 whole days.

Then I also have the ability to constantly rub my chin at the novelty of it.

[kiwimac]

My mutant power is the ability to sneeze loudly in times of great quiet!

Look on my power and tremble!!:yipee:


Kiwimac

[graceinme]

I can listen to people.

[Jaltus]

My dad has the ability to cough in such a unique tone that you could pick him out of a large crowd of coughing men just by the sound.

That is how I found out where he was sitting at my graduation, I just listned for his cough.

[Rusty T]

I was going to say that my farts smell like roses, but someone's already got mutant gas.

I have the mutant ability of actually forgetting those things I don't want to remember.

[Faramir]

I figured someone else would have already said this, but since no one has:


I have the mutant ability of actually forgetting those things I don't want to remember.

[Solly]

I have the ability to go into the pulpit fearing that it will be the last time I ever do cos I just can't carry on, and then preach the best sermon the folks have ever heard. *sigh* Anyone want it?

My old mutant power was that all the girls liked me cos I was "nice".

NICE!?!? NICE!?!? NICE!?!?

[Bill the Cat]

I have the rare Mutant ability to bug the TWeb owners until I get my own Smiley

:btc: :btc: :btc: :btc: :btc: :btc:

[Solly]

Hah, some power, it took me ten minutes, and voila :solly:

[Bill the Cat]

Yeah, but you have that cool blue word "MODERATOR" and I don't


:btc: :poke: :solly:

[Solly]

Oh yes, I forgot about that, it all happened so quickly. That'll be DD's mutant power at work. She's great with the arm locks

[bar Jonah]

It took you 10 whole minutes? :dufus:

[Bill the Cat]

What vb code do you use to make your text scroll in your sig line?

[Solly]

[ marquee] for r to l, or [ scroll] for l to r.

[bar Jonah]

Scroll buttons, from the front to tha back as I check!
Scroll buttons, from the front to tha back as I check!
http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsicons/badicon.gif

[Bill the Cat]

Like this?

:btc: ----------- :solly:

[Bill the Cat]

My new mutant power is to ask dumb questions and get people to answer.

:btc:

[Faramir]

very
good

[Bill the Cat]

Dancing mods::

:solly: :em7: :ddw: :yx: :cir:

[graceinme]

05-15-2003 @ 09:19 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=97444#post97444)
Bill the Cat:

Dancing mods::

:solly: :em7: :ddw: :yx: :cir:

I cant believe I get you a smiley and you forget to put my smiley in the dancing mods.:rant:




:gim: Mad Grace!

[Em7add11]

you
can
really
make
things
hard
to
read
with
minimal
effort

[Bill the Cat]

Dancing Grace!!!! Super Mod

:gim: :gim: :gim: :gim:


:btc: :bow: :gim: