Question game

[Solly]

A new Game!!!

Simple, I ask a question, you answer it, and then ask another.

Nothing rude or personal of course.

I'll start shall I?


What is your quest?

[Sher]

To walk in the footsteps of the King.

What is your goal?

[Em7add11]

My goal is the purpose toward which my endeavors are directed; an objective. (hehe)

What makes the next tissue pop up in a box of kleenex?

[NSMinistries]

A good game of tug of war...

The folds in the tissue.


Why does waiting for lunch take so long?

[Em7add11]

Because you started waiting at 6pm.

When can you not use L'Hopital's Rule to find a derivative?

[Lizard]

it is not the derivative of the rational function, but the two separate derivatives of the numerator and denominator

(I don't know, this sounded good to me)


What is your favorite brand of Peanut Butter?

[John Reece]

Walnut Acres.

How does the ice in the ice-cub tray of my refrigerator sometimes form a sharp vertical spike about one and a half inches high?

[John Reece]

Hmmm.

I got an email saying cirisme says "Because ice is evil" - What do you want from me?

An answer:

Did cirisme change his mind and delete his post?

[$cirisme]

Yes.

Is the subscription email working for you?

[John Reece]

What subscription email?

Do my Generation and XSD threads make any sense to you?

[$cirisme]

That's two questions. :hrm:

A: The mail you get when somebody replies to a thead your subscribed to.

B: I have not read them, but if I did I'm sure the answer would be no!

How often do you visit us in the Computer Lab?

[John Reece]

:smile:

Whenever I notice a new posting.

:doh:

Is a rhetorical question really a question?

[Shaolin]

you jus answered ur own question... :hrm:

y when u look for something u cant find it but when u dont need it u see it?

[SlaveofChrist]

because thats the way things are

Why do so many great Christian theologians go by initials (a.w. tozer, c.s. lewis, r.c. sproul, etc.)??

[John Reece]

D. A. Carson, R. T. France, F. F. Bruce, F. J. A. Hort, B. F. Wescott, C. F. Keil, F. Delitzsche, - I'm tired of typing - the list is endless. Good question. My answer is: I don't know; I'm not a not a great Christian theologian.

Does it matter?

[Em7add11]

Yes. (But I won't say why, hehe)

Why do bran muffins taste like cardboard?

[Shaolin]

cuz they are both made from plants (trees).

why when u gotta take a leak real bad u get chicken skin?

[theist]

answer: For the same reason cardboard tastes like bran muffins...

question: Why is the word "Abbreviation" so long?!

-rustyb

[theist]

DOH!

stupid connection

[theist]

answer: Chickens are the master plot of a one Mr. Aries, whose plan of world domination includes the total control of the urinating facilities.

question: Where do I buy a decent bike wheel?

[Solly]

Answer: from a decent bike wheel shop

Question: Wherre do lost biros go?

[John Reece]

Answer: Out of sight

Question: What's the best brand of ball point pen?

[Solly]

Answer: Parker

Question: How many of each animal did Moses take into the ark?

[John Reece]

Answer: None.

Question: How many books are there in your library at work?

[themuzicman]

None. I have a software library, not a book library.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Michael

[Solly]

Answer: to avoid killing pedestrians.

Question: Who shot JR?

[John Reece]

Answer: I have not yet been shot (and my "12 bore" and .357 magnum are at the ready in case there is any attempt :smile: ).

Question: Why is armed self-defense forbidden in UK?

[Solly]

:rofl:


Answer: Cos this ain't the wild west.

Question: Why do I hate mondays?

[themuzicman]

'cause you can't defend yourself from them.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Solly]

Answer: Depends if it is an african or a european woodchuck.

Question: What does Yxboom mean?

[John Reece]

Answer: I do not know.

Question: Why are fresh new limbs with green leaves growing out of dead logs that were cut and stacked on my property a year ago?

[themuzicman]

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Why is the Dilbert princple in effect?

[John Reece]

Answer: I do not know.

Question: What is the Dilbert principle?

[Em7add11]

A book by Scott Adams.

Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?

[John Reece]

Answer: The composer.

Question: What is your favorite musical composition?

[Em7add11]

Fire Garden Suite - Steve Vai

What makes fire burn blue?

[Lizard]

An element in the fule source (copper I beleive but am not certain)


Who wrote the book of love?

[John Reece]

Answer: Can't tell without specifing which one.

Question: How long does it take water to evaporate?

[Lizard]

Insuficcient information to determine (at least for me) :dufus:

How would you rate TWeb on a scale from 1-10?

[Em7add11]

I give it: e^2(pi)i (with 1 being the highest choice just for kicks)

What is your favorite channel on TV?

[themuzicman]

ESPN

What's the worst cable channel?

[Lizard]

The Golf Channel

Do you watch the "bonus" material on DVDs?

[Em7add11]

MTV (Music television my foot)

What is your favorite TWeb smiley?

[themuzicman]

No.

What is the value of pi?

[Em7add11]

3.1415 (ish)

What does the value of pi measure?

[Lizard]

3.1415(ish) of whatever unit it is applied to.

Why all the math questions?

[Em7add11]

Math makes you smarter.

What would you rather talk about?

[John Reece]

Answer: New Testament Teleology.

Question: Why are big turtles so shy?

[dublczek]

Because they get confused over the use of 'what' instead of 'why'.

Why is the sky blue?

[Em7add11]

Because it just broke up with its girlfriend.

What president is on the $50 dollar bill?

[John Reece]

Answer: Bill Clinton (it's phoney)

Question: Why start now?

[Em7add11]

Because it's due tomorrow.

What should I eat for lunch?

[John Reece]

Answer: Whatever you choose.

Question: What's on tap for this evening?

[Lizard]

I am eating at church this evening so it will be iced tea for me.


Will the Braves win their division again this year?

[themuzicman]

Who cares?

Was it mean to spell "dyslexia" like that?

[Lizard]

Yes.

Are you going to church tonight?

[John Reece]

No

What is the heaviest element?

[Lizard]

Ununoctium (although it has only been produced once)

What is your favorite pizza topping?

[themuzicman]

Mushrooms and Pepperoni.

Why is Pizza called "Italian" when it's American?

Michael

[Lizard]

Because if we acknowledge that it is American we would have to pronounce in to rhyme with fizza. And no would eat it then.


Who was the first man in space?

[Sher]

Answer: Yuri Gagarin

Question: What are you wearing? :bunny:

[Lizard]

Dress Shirt and khaki pants.

Do you ever have a bad hair day?

[Sher]

Answer: I always have a bad hair day

Question: Does my hair look better this color?

[John Reece]

Yes

Is cirsime really an uncle?

[Lizard]

Yes (when a woman asked that question the answer is always yes. :wink:


Are you going out of town for Memorial Day?

[John Reece]

No

What is you favorite holiday?

[Lizard]

Easter

Did you know that there is going to be a lunar eclips tonight?

[Em7add11]

I didn't.

Did you know lo mein noodles sit really heavy in your stomach?

[John Reece]

Yes

Has cirisme deleted an entire page of this thread?

[Em7add11]

Probably, he needs more storage space for his shoes.

What was the last year the New York Mets won the World Series?

[John Reece]

I don't know.

Is Osama still alive?

[Em7add11]

Probably.

Should we care?

[Rubia Warren]

Only if we want to date him.

Q:Should a woman paint her toes, or go without polish, which is cuter?

[garthoverman]

Polish.

What is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Rubia Warren]

I have not even a clue.

Q: Is it morally wrong for a 22 year old to date a 15 year old?

[John Reece]

No.

What's the fastest growing religion in the world?

[Em7add11]

I actually don't know.

What is the answer?

[John Reece]

Christianity is the fastest growing religion in the word (6.9% annual growth rate). Islam is a distant second (2.7% annual growth rate)

Why are Christians so pessemistic about the future?

[Em7add11]

I would imagine they aren't putting their trust in the right place.

Was Jesus fully God?

[John Reece]

Yes, but He lived his life on earth with one hand (divinity) tied behind his back, so as to be fully identified with our limitations.

Who rules the world?

[Em7add11]

Satan is the prince of the earth, but he is still subject to the authority of God.

What is the best band from the 70's?

[Sher]

A. It would be too hard to choose

Q. What is your favorite smilie?

:angel:

[Solly]

Answer::solly:<--- my smilie, thanks Hamster!!

Question:What is the average speed of a swallow?

[John Reece]

About the same as a gulp.

Why do Christians not agree?

[Rubia Warren]

A: Because none of them will listen to ME. LOL j/k

Q: Is it raining where you live?

[John Reece]

No.

Are deceased Christians disembodied spirits while waiting for the Resurrection?

[Rubia Warren]

To be honest, I don't know. I think so.

Q:Do you think it is unhealthy for us to be eating meat that has been shot up with hormones and antibiotics, and vegetables that have been grown with the use of pesticides?

[John Reece]

Yes.

What's the best way to keep squirrels off bird feeders?

[Rubia Warren]

Ummm... if I remember right, you put a round disc-type thingie on the post so they can't climb up it.

Q: While we are on the birdfeeder subject, how do you keep the birdseed from getting wet all the time?

[John Reece]

We don't. We just have to clean out the bird feeders when the seed becomes moldy.

Is salvation a matter of mental assent to correct doctrine?

[Solly]

Answer: no

Question: What is the meaning of the word "generation" in the NT (short answer)

[John Reece]

I'd rather answer that question after I finish my "generation" thread. However, I have yet to find in the NT any context in which genea does not fit Holladay's definition of דור: "generation (from a man's birth to the birth of his first son; the totality of (adult) contempories; a time with its noteworthy events and people)".

Why are the old church buildings in England so sparsely attended? (or is that an inaccurate impression from across the Pond?)

[Solly]

Gee, you did it!!

Answer: they're cold, damp, and haven't had the Gospel for many a decade.

Question: when is DD's birthday?

[John Reece]

I do not know.

Where is Christianity growing the fastest?

[Sher]

(:rant: cross-posting :rant: .... :lol:)

A. In the US, I believe.

Q. What is the best food for breakfast?

[Solly]

John: Africa I think

Sher: shreddies

Q: what is the required hand signal for a slowing vehicle without automatic signals

[Sher]

A. In the US? I think it is a hand that is bent at the elbow, palm backwards, fingers downwards ...

Q. What are shreddies?

[Solly]

A: ummm

Q: what do you eat for breakfast?

[themuzicman]

Golden Grahams.

How do you brew your own beer?

[Sher]

/ot shreddies look like what we would call Chex cereal

http://www.chexmix.com/images/products/pro_corn_main.jpg http://www.chexmix.com/products/corn_chex.asp

A. I don't

Q. How strong do you brew your tea?

[John Reece]

Interrupting, I guess, but I don't brew my tea. I boil water and toss in a bag of Chinese green tea.

Is the End near?

[Zakath]

Is the end near?

Only if you're tailgating. :rofl:

Why is there air?

[Solly]

A: so we can fly kites

Q: Where have you been Zak?

[Zakath]

Today @ 11:13 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=97373#post97373)
Solly:

Q: Where have you been Zak?

A: Up to my keister in alligators! :help:

Q: What's cookin?

[John Reece]

Lunch.

What kind of alligators?

[Solly]

A: the snappy kind

Q: how many beavers in John's pond?

[Lizard]

all of them

Is anyone beside me glad to see Zakath back?

[Solly]

A; yes, we all are, and hope he stays around for the next member of the month contest.

Q: What's yours?

[Lizard]

the same.


Was that vague?

[John Reece]

Yes. (Can't count 'em Solly; they are too shy to expose themselves all at once.)

What word should I study next?

[Em7add11]

If, the, and, or and not.

What's the difference between an orange?

[Sher]

A. there is a range of difference

Q. What is your favorite chick movie?

[Solly]

A: Chicken Run.

Q: What makes the wind blow?

[John Reece]

I don't have such.

Do you know how to fight fire ants?

[Solly]

A: fight fire with fire. Burn your house down, that'll get em

Q: How much is that doggie in the window?

[John Reece]

A: Not for sale.

Q: What is your favorite dog?

[Solly]

A: Welsh collie

Q: Written or extempore prayers?

[John Reece]

The latter - always in all circumstances.

Have you ever heard N. T. Wright speak?

[Solly]

A: No. Not sure I want to being a NeoEvangelical at best (oooh broad brush strokes :poke: )

Q: Why do you like his work?

[John Reece]

IMO, he rightly understands and states Jesus' message and mission.

Have you read Jesus and the Victory of God?

[Em7add11]

I have not.

Are you watching the Simpsons' season finale tonight?

[John Reece]

No.

Why am I not out walking in the woods?

[Solly]

It's raining.

Is there life on Mars?

[John Reece]

No.

Are you enjoying moderating the Dispensationalism Forum?

[Solly]

Oh yes, it's my life long ambition to stand watch over a bunch of heretics. Really fun. Uh huh. Sure is. :doh:
DD, I want a word... :poke:

Why are you not out for a walk in the woods?

[John Reece]

Because until I get my long awaited ileostomy, I cannot get out of the house until after a time-consuming process best not described in public :smile: .

What is as beautiful as the view out my window in the morning after a rainy night?

[Solly]

The wife. Anytime.

Ileostomy. Something "down below"?

[John Reece]

The ileum connects the small intestine to the colon. The surgeon proposes to severe the ileum, and turn the severed ends into a "double-barreled" ostomy (surgical construction of an artificial excretory opening). Yeah, "down below" and out the front.

How do humming birds become so beautiful on a diet of sugar water?

[Solly]

/ot :eww: My brother had to have part of his larger colon rmoved because it stopped functioning. Hope all goes well when it goes; can't be comfortable for you.

A: Soli Dei Gloria

Q: If Peter Piper pecked a peck of pickled peppers
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[John Reece]

I do not know. (thanks for the off-topic comment)

Who is your favorite exegetical commentator?

[Solly]

If I had a decent enough library I could probably answer that, but I don't even own a complete modern commentary series (pauses, thinks: NICOT/NT & Word Bib Comm). I am enjoying Moo on Romans at the moment, fancy Oswalt on Isaiah and Beale on Revelation. the authors in the old 19th Pulpit Commentary series by Exell and Spence (NT) are pretty good. Expos Bible Commentary (NT) is OK, Carson in Matthew is brilliant.

Who is your favorite?

[John Reece]

Different for different books. R. T. France for Matthew. B. F. Wescott for Hebrews. I'd give a lot of money for a complete set of Heinrich August Wilhelm Meyer's NT Commentary (English translation) - I really, really would!

Can that be found in England?

[Solly]

Not that I can see. ABEbooks shows near complete sets available from
Richard Owen Roberts Contact: Bob Address: P.O. Box 21, 139 N. Washington Street (for walk-in customers), Wheaton, IL, U.S.A., 60189
http://www.abebooks.com/home/ROROBERTS/

And many individual volumes from
Moody Books, Inc Contact: Linda or Gil Moody Address: 128 Princeton Road, Suite #1, Johnson City, TN, U.S.A., 37601
http://www.abebooks.com/home/MOODY/

Would you buy the following for £11 (c $16)
What Baptists stand for, by Henry Cook
What is Man? by T Austin Sparks
Hebrews, abrdgd, by John Owen
George Müller abnd his Orphans, by N Garton
The Word of the Lord, Bible lectures from Westminister Chapel, by Morris, Packer, Stibbs, Tasker, Murray, Finlayson, Ockenga, Lloyd-Jones, etc
The search for salvation, by David F Wells
The Person and Work of Christ, by BB Warfield
The last Byzantine Renaissance, by S Runciman
Because I just did.

[$cirisme]

No, the title is longer than the length of most of the books that I read. :brow:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Patroclus]

About 20 lbs. per second.

If you could be a medieval weapon, what would you be?

[Sher]

A. A trebuchet

Q. If you were offered to appear on the cover of a romance book, would you?

[Em7add11]

Sure, it would be the worst-selling novel ever, but sure. :lol:

What's something you would do for free?

[Patroclus]

Appear naked on the cover of a romance novel.

Why is cake, and not pie, traditionally served at birthday parties in America?

[Em7add11]

Because cakes are generally larger.

What is the basic premise of logical positivism?

[Patroclus]

Nobody likes a spoil-sport, logically.

Does the devil trim his horns?

[$cirisme]

No.

What are horns made out of?

[Em7add11]

Baby kittens and wood screws

What am I wearing?

[Patroclus]

Hopefully, nothing.

Have you ever eaten leather?

[Steven]

I ate a steak that tasted like it was made of leather...


Would the pope wear a WWJD? bracelet or would he consider a trinket?

[Solly]

He'd have an embroidered Stole (but have it turned inside out)

Knock Knock?

[Sher]

A. Orange you glad I didn't say :yipee:

Q. What the heck do you want this early in the morning? :rant:

[John Reece]

A: Chinese green tea

Q: Will the sun shine all day?

[dawnghost]

A: I hope not. the light makes me angry. :hamster:

Q: what does EGAD mean? I am serious!

[John Reece]

A: Electronic Ground Automatic Destruct

Q: Want another definition?

[Lizard]

No.

A day without sunshine is like?

[Solly]

TWeb without DD

Did I crawl enough :bow: :ddw:

[Lizard]

No, you swarm leaver you.


What is your shoe size?

[Solly]

8

what is your credit card number

[Lizard]

A:**** **** **** ****

Q: Did you really think I was going to anwer that question?

[Steven]

yeah, answer it with your raygun.

WHich would you rather: cast your pearls before swine or cast your pearls into wine?

[Solly]

Cast your pearls before whine

What is the colour of the carpet in the room you are now in?

[Patroclus]

Brown

Whose signature upon The Declaration of Independence is most prominent?

[John Reece]

I do not know.

Is ignorance bliss?

[Solly]

What is ignorance?

Do you drive an American car?

/ot spam points still not working in the game room

[John Reece]

A1: Ignorance is not knowing an answer to a question.

A2: I drive a 1982 Toyota Corolla Tercel (with the irreplaceable hatch-back window broken out).

It still starts and runs well, so why replace it?

[Solly]

Why indeed.

When was the Book of Revelation written?

[John Reece]

Late 60s AD.

What is the meaning of "soon"?

[Solly]

rather than later.

which came first the chicken or the bargain bucket?

[dublczek]

The chicken; the bargain bucket was too chicken.

What is gravity?

[John Reece]

Solemnity or dignity of manner.

What is heavy?

[Solly]

Not my brother.

What is blue?

[John Reece]

Not me.

How are you?

[Jade]

tired.

What color are you're eyes?

[Lizard]

Brown (with bloodshot red from lack of sleep :jade:

What is your least favorite color

[Steven]

pink

Which would you rather do, slide down a razor blade into a bucket of iodine, or drink a barrel of monkey snot?

[Solly]

I'd rather not

Ding dong bell, pussy's in the well; who put him in?

[John Reece]

Little Tommy Green.

Is it raining there?

[Solly]

trying to.

common occurance?

[John Reece]

:smile: No, not at all. :smile:

Are there beaver in Britain?

[Solly]

No beavers

Favourite colour? (note, UK standard english spellings)

[John Reece]

Khaki

Does the KJV have a text in which "dispensation" = a period of time?

[luv1another]

:shrug: Your talking to the wrong person for that question ...LOL

Q. how often do you take a trip away and relax (holiday)

[Solly]

Not often; who needs to relax, i go to work for that.

What is pi to 124 places

[John Reece]

I do not know.

What can be done to educate the D***************s?

[Solly]

You request was outside my standard response settings; please be more or less specific.

et tu?

[Em7add11]

I wanted to be popular.

What is the secret of Evermore?

[John Reece]

Yes and No (not necessarily in that order)

To whom am I responding?

[Em7add11]

I am an automated voice answering system.

Would you like to file a claim?

[John Reece]

No.

How does it feel to be a champ?

[Em7add11]

Well, I love bananas :yipee: (You said Chimp right?)

How do you spell misanthropy?

[John Reece]

misanthropy

Who hates or distrusts mankind?

[Em7add11]

Most people do I bet.

Who's the man with the master plan?

[John Reece]

Jesus.

What's he up to?

[dublczek]

Nothing but good, I'm sure.

What is the basis of faith?

[John Reece]

I don't know.

How old is too old?

[dublczek]

When you're young enough to not care but old enough to know better.

What is the beginning of eternity and the end of time?

** off topic - the answer is the letter 'e' **

[John Reece]

That's beyond me.

When will the rain stop?

[$cirisme]

I don't know.

Why are you here?

[DanielleJoy]

42... erm... wait... that's the meaning of life....

are you going to watch the powerpuff girls movie on cartoon network tonight? :joy: :yipee: :joy:

[John Reece]

No, no, no.

Why would anyone?

[dawnghost]

because BUBBLES ROCKS!!!!!!!!! :wink:

doesn't she?

[Sher]

:shrug:

Keeping in the angel theme, what should my next avatar be?

[John Reece]

An Angel.

Is Paul still waiting for the fulfillment of Romans 8:23?

[dawnghost]

I have no idea.

didn't the blue angel of SherBear's avatar look much better than this new one? (I don't mean the butterfly fairy)

[John Reece]

I don't remember (note to doctor: rule out Alzheimer's disease :smile: )

Is the weather as beautiful there as it is here?

[dawnghost]

it might be sunny, but since I have a Finances exam today, everything just looks gray.


chinese or japanese food?

[John Reece]

Chinese.

Are you ready for your exams?

[Solly]

Exams? i've got exams?? WHY Doesn't anyone tell me these things. Good grief!!

Coffee?

[John Reece]

No. Chinese Green Tea.

What's your favorite drink?

[Solly]

Coffee, good 'n' strong. White, no sugar.

Favourite cookie?

[John Reece]

Me no eat cookie.

May I go have lunch now?

[themuzicman]

Finish resolving world peace first, dear.

How long?

[John Reece]

Now.

Can you wait 'til I get back?

[themuzicman]

Why do I need your permission to use the restroom?

Why do I need your permission to use the restroom?

[John Reece]

No.

No.

Why do you ask?

[themuzicman]

Because you're bugging me.

What's that in your nose?

[John Reece]

Air.

What to hear another question?

[themuzicman]

No.

Do I have a choice?

[Lizard]

No.

What is black and white and red all over?

[themuzicman]

Skunk with a razor blade.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[John Reece]

I did not know that could be done.

General or local anesthetic?

[Em7add11]

Local, so you can watch what's going on.

What would you do for Klondike bar?

[Sher]

A. Pretty much anything not illegal or immoral

Q. Am I really too verbose?

[Em7add11]

Not that I've noticed :teeth:

Can anybody else smell that?

[Sher]

A. Why, yes ... yes, I can (It's what the Boom has cooking (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=109476#post109476))

Q. How often do you shave (face or legs, depending on gender ... or weirdness :poke:)

[dawnghost]

every day, even though I have almost no facial hair


how many showers/baths do you take on an average day?

[Sher]

A. At least one, often two (morning to wake up, evening to relax and climb into bed clean)

Q. What was your favorite subject to study in school?
(mine was math :thumb:)

[dawnghost]

biology!

whicho one is cuter? :tongue: or :teeth: ?

[Sher]

A. Neither ... :troll: is so much better looking (:teeth:)

Q. Favorite author?

[Rubia Warren]

A: Rosario Ferre' is my fav author

Q:Do you only use Q-tip brand, or can you actually stand the poky cheap ones?

[Sher]

A. I use a generic ... but they are just as fluffy as Q-tips

Q. "Did you just call me Fluffy?"

[Rubia Warren]

No, I called you "poky' LOL

Q: Do you like a charismatic preaching, or one that sounds like a class at school?

[Solly]

You at the back, pay attention!!

:read: What am I reading?

[Sher]

A. The Widow and The Hero ...
Harlequin Romance presents a new book by all-time favorite author Deandra Stephens

Q. Are you going to kill me now?

[Solly]

Say your prayers sister.

Q: long slow and lingering, or long slow and lingering?

[Sher]

A. Anything but Dee Dee ... anything but Dee Dee :xmm:

(no disrespect intended, Solly ... all in good fun)

Q. Forgive me?

[Solly]

Of course

/me puts away the knives, thumbscrews, videos of DD explaining preterism, subscription to TBN channel, collected works of Skepticbud, Biography of Freak...

Who/what is your avatar?

[Sher]

Today @ 04:08 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=109749#post109749)
Solly:

Of course

* Solly puts away the knives, thumbscrews, videos of DD explaining preterism, subscription to TBN channel, collected works of Skepticbud, Biography of Freak...


:eek: *faint*



*gets up and bows at Solly's feet, thankful for his benevolence* :bow:

(knives and thumbscrews I could handle ....)

Who/what is your avatar?

(verbose) A. Samus ... Nintendo game hero ... who turned out to be a woman under the outfit in the very first game .... she took off her helmet (after kicking alien tails) and had this long hair streaming out ... a really cool ending :thumb:

Q. What were you really reading and is it good?

(yeah, that was two questions ... :shrug:)

[John Reece]

I don't know what Solly's reading.

What shall I read?

[themuzicman]

War and Peace.

Who shot JR?

[Rubia Warren]

A: His alcoholic wife... it just HAD to be.

Q:Do you walk barefooted outside, or do you HAVE to wear sandals or shoes?

[themuzicman]

I must wear sandles or shoes, unless I'm at the beach, headed for the water.

What in the world is THAT?

[dawnghost]

it's a three-headed-monkey! :shocked:


what is Grog made of?

[Solly]

you don't want to know

Do you really want to know?

[Rubia Warren]

A: Actually, no, I don't want to know.

Q:Do you like it when it rains?

[dawnghost]

yes, if I'm at home and under my blankets


mountain or beach?

[Solly]

mountain

Do you like thunderstorms?

[Rubia Warren]

I love them.

Was Ben Franklin a good christian man?

[Em7add11]

I dunno actually.

Is the pope catholic?

[themuzicman]

Catholic, yes. catholic, no.

Why does 7-11 have locks on their doors, when they're open 24/7?

[Em7add11]

OSHA regulations probably.

Why do I like dill pickle chips, but hate pickles?

[luv1another]

A. because they taste diffrent and there is no juice?

Q. Why do all the best people have to die?

[themuzicman]

Everyone dies of something eventually.

Why was Joycelyn Elders picked as Clintoon's Surgeon General?

[luv1another]

because she is sexy ..... actually I have no idea :teeth: who she is even since I'm an aussie :lol:

Q. have you ever heard of Bannanas in Pyjamas?

[John Reece]

No.

What time is it there?