Another Last Poster Wins Thread

[shadowmaster]

lizards never win

[Manwë Súlimo]

Neither do :shadowloser s

[Faramir]

Only the shadow knows........how to lose even worse than Turin.

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Failures

[Faramir]

It's Mose on the Lose.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Secretly loves garden gnomes.

[Faramir]

Openly loves chat bots

[Manwë Súlimo]

Secretly loves The Backstreet Boys.

[Faramir]

Says mean untrue things.

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Openly loves winning this thread.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Secretly loves revealing closeted feelings of other people openly.

[Faramir]

Thinks this is the caption thread....oh crap....I did it too.

[Manwë Súlimo]

AHAHAHA, so it is! So many spam threads, so little time....

[Faramir]

I couldn't have said it better myself.....

[Manwë Súlimo]

My head hurts. Is this the Answer a Question / Ask a Question thread????

[Faramir]

No.

Do I still have to ask a question?

[Manwë Súlimo]

Yes. No. Maybe.

Let's declare this the "Answer a Caption, Ask the Last Person Wins" thread.

[Faramir]

You forgot to ask a question.

Does that make you an even bigger loser?

[Manwë Súlimo]

No, because this is a mish-mash of all threads. Do you like cake? I win. :lizard loses.

[Faramir]

I love cake, can't eat it because of diabetes.

You knew that and asked that out of spite, didn't you :flush:?

[Manwë Súlimo]

Yes I did. :lizard is so full of lose that he can't eat awesome cakes. I win.

Do you agree that I win?

[MooseOnTheLoose]

I declare I am the victorious person.

[faithymom]

I declare your declaration erroneous, Moose!
I win!

[One Bad Pig]

:winner:

[Faramir]

Pork barrel full of fail.

[MooseOnTheLoose]

So many losers, so little chance of winning.

[Faramir]

I feel your pain (actually I don't since I am the winner, I just said that to make you and all the other losers feel better)

[Manwë Súlimo]

Bubbles!

[Faramir]

Bubbles?

[Manwë Súlimo]

Yes, bubbles. You know, the shape your butt is in.

[Faramir]

Touche....I thought you referring to the state of your mind.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Silly :lizard , you were mistaken.

[Faramir]

Bloody Peasant

[Manwë Súlimo]

Bloody pheasant is a delicacy in my country.

[Faramir]

Yes but do you fry the gizzards?

[Manwë Súlimo]

*barf*

[Faramir]

:barf:

[Manwë Súlimo]

Oh look, it's what your face looks like!

[One Bad Pig]

What's wrong with fried gizzards?

[Faramir]

Nothing. Well, they are loaded with fat and cholesterol, but they are yummy!

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Gay version of LOTR in three volumes:

The Extremely Close Fellowship
The Two Flowers
The Return of the Queen

[Manwë Súlimo]

I wonder if killing Moose would be considered murder or an act of justice...

[shadowmaster]

moose is aloser

[Manwë Súlimo]

:shadowloser loses.

[Faramir]

Hey, Turin. I hear it is moose season. Want to join me in a hunt. I have some mithril bullets.

[Manwë Súlimo]

You're on.

[shadowmaster]

shadowmaster too?

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Anyone read 'The Sillymarillion'?

[Manwë Súlimo]

You mean this? http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/blogs/viewblog.php?userid=15843

[shadowmaster]

heh

[Manwë Súlimo]

[O-o]

[shadowmaster]

poof

[Faramir]

:bumpguy:

[MooseOnTheLoose]

BOOM !!
:bomb:

[shadowmaster]

heh

[Faramir]

meh

[Manwë Súlimo]

gorp

[Faramir]

Spoon!

[Manwë Súlimo]

Gorping Spoons!

[shadowmaster]

8440

[Faramir]

4840

[Manwë Súlimo]

Blar-five-blar-zero

[shadowmaster]

heh

[Faramir]

bleh

[Manwë Súlimo]

moop

[shadowmaster]

poof

[MooseOnTheLoose]

multisystofibromatosis - one of many interestingly spelled medical conditions.

[Faramir]

MooseOnTheLoose a misspelling of MosseOnTheLose.

[shadowmaster]

heh

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Actually it's a misspelling of Mouse On The Loose.

[Faramir]

:woot:

[Manwë Súlimo]

Woosh!

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Moose!

[Faramir]

Caboose.

[shadowmaster]

loose

[Faramir]

You most certainly did.

[MooseOnTheLoose]

I've gotta beer and I'm happy.

[Faramir]

Sounds like a winning combination. So I guess you aren't too bummed about losing this thread.

[Manwë Súlimo]

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[MooseOnTheLoose]

See? Turin is nuts.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Hey dol merry dol, hop along me hearties!

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Nuttier than a fruitcake.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Old Turin Turambar is a merry fellow,
bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.
None has ever caught him yet, for Turin, he is the master.
His songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Turin thinks he's clever but
I have to say he is a nut
Although to say it is a pain
I do believe he's clinically insane
About my thought I am not hazy
The poor dear boy is totally crazy

[shadowmaster]

mooooooooooooooooose looooooooooooses

[Faramir]

:fruitcake:

[shadowmaster]

yum

[Faramir]

:pizza:

[Manwë Súlimo]

Cold be hand and heart and bone,
and cold be sleep under stone:
never more to wake on stony bed,
never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead.
In the black wind the stars shall die,
yet still on gold let them lie,
till the Dark Lord lifts his hand
over dead sea and withered land.

[Faramir]

Is that the "Dirge of the Loser"?

[MooseOnTheLoose]

His poetry is bad
Because he is mad

[shadowmaster]

And that is sad

[Manwë Súlimo]

I am glad
that you are mad.
But this fad
is getting sad.

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Running out of rhyming words?

[Manwë Súlimo]

Poetry is nice, but I don't want to abuse her.
Now leave me alone, you freakin' big loser.

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Oooooh diddums!

[shadowmaster]

Dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy dum dum


Chorus
C
Dom dom dom dom dom
C
Dom be dooby
Am
Dom dom dom dom dom
Am
Dom be dooby
F
Dom dom dom dom dom
F G
Dom be dooby dom
G7
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

Chorus
Dom dom dom dom dom
Dom be dooby
Dom dom dom dom dom
Dom be dooby
Dom dom dom dom dom
Dom be dooby dom
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

Verse 1
C
I love love you darling
C Am
Come and go with me
Am
Come home with me
Am F
Baby I'm to see
F
I need you darling
F G7
Come and go with me

Verse 2
Come come come come
Come into my heart
Tell me darling
We will never part
I need you darling
F G
Come and go with me
G7
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

Bridge
C
Yes I need you
C
Yes I really need you
F
Please say you'll never leave me
C
When you say you never
C
Guess you really never
NC
You never give me a chance

Verse 2
Come come come come
Come into my heart
Tell me darling
We will never part
I need you darling
Come and go with me
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

SOLO

Bridge
C
Yes I need you
C
Yes I really need you
F
Please say you'll never leave me
C
When you say you never
C
Guess you really never
NC
You never give me a chance

Verse 3
I love love you darling
Come and go with me
Come home with me
Baby I'm to see
I need you darling
Come and go with me

Outro
F C
Come on go with me
C
Dom dom dom dom dom
F C
Come on go with me
C
Dom dom dom dom dom
F C
Come on go with me
C
Dom dom dom dom dom
F C
Come on go with me
C
Dom dom dom dom dom

NC C
Come on go with me

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Okay, Shadowmaster wins.

[shadowmaster]

of course

[Manwë Súlimo]

Wrong again.

[Michelle]

I

[Michelle]

need

[Michelle]

more

[Michelle]

spam

[Michelle]

points.

[Michelle]

That

[Michelle]

15

[Michelle]

second

[Michelle]

rule

[Michelle]

bugs!

[Michelle]

:glare:

[Manwë Súlimo]

lawl

[shadowmaster]

8440

[Manwë Súlimo]

0448

[shadowmaster]

heh

[Manwë Súlimo]

lplplplplplp

[shadowmaster]

poof

[Manwë Súlimo]

dfgsdfgsdfgsdfgsdfg

[shadowmaster]

poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof poof

[Manwë Súlimo]

as;dlijf;alkwej;alksdjf;al w;s89adyr;laksdjf;lak sd;aw389ua[039u;asldkfja;lsdkjt a;48u;alskdjf

[shadowmaster]

8440

[Manwë Súlimo]

8440844084408440844084408440844084408440844084408440844084408440844084408440844084408440844084408440844084408440844084408440844084408440844084408440

[Michelle]

that's ridiculous

[Manwë Súlimo]

So is your face. Oh, snap!

[Michelle]

MrsMu snap back!

[Manwë Súlimo]

Ow!

[Faramir]

I win (and I am not subject to the 15 second rule) :woot:

[Michelle]

:deal: That disqualifies you, buddy. :glare:

[Manwë Súlimo]

Boo!

[Michelle]

:ahem:

[shadowmaster]

This is no place for nice ladies.

We got pigs and lizards and moose and turds

[Michelle]

:lol:

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Though it causes them great pain
Everyone loses yet again

[shadowmaster]

especially the moose

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Especially not the Mouse.

[Manwë Súlimo]

I win.

[shadowmaster]

moose and Turin lose

[Faramir]

I am 6 posts away from 19K er make that 5.

[Alan3838]

Go Lizard!

[Faramir]

3...er now 2 more post. I really need to think what I want my 19K post to be.

My guess. I will go to bed tonight, then post tomorrow some lame spam post without really thinking about it.

[Alan3838]

3...er now 2 more post. I really need to think what I want my 19K post to be.

My guess. I will go to bed tonight, then post tomorrow some lame spam post without really thinking about it.


I only have 18,729 more post and I'll be at 19k. :woohoo:

[shadowmaster]

heh

[Manwë Súlimo]

lolwut?

[shadowmaster]

hehheh poof

[Manwë Súlimo]

:shadowloser

[shadowmaster]

heh heh heh

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Tickety boo

[shadowmaster]

a looooooser moose

[MooseOnTheLoose]

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinner !!!!

[shadowmaster]

heh

[Faramir]

Sure enough. I wasted my 19K post on something silly (I think)

[Alan3838]

This thread has been offically closed for posting.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Wrong.

[shadowmaster]

It was won at 8440. all else is cheering for the winner --> the shadowmaster

hehheh

[Alan3838]

This thread is offically closed for posting.

[Alan3838]

Again.

[shadowmaster]

8440

[Manwë Súlimo]

Blarg.

[faithymom]

:ill:

[Manwë Súlimo]

Hey, mommy! I'm hungry.

[shadowmaster]

shut up and go to bed

[Faramir]

Now that everyone has shut up and gone to bed. I win!

[Manwë Súlimo]

[]

[FreezBee]

shadowmaster is still a loser, I see

[MooseOnTheLoose]

The Mouse wins.

[Faramir]

Mickey?

[FreezBee]

Well, he always wins over Pegleg Pete, so ...

[shadowmaster]

8440

[FreezBee]

8440 what?

[shadowmaster]

8440 won the thread.

Where have you been?

[Faramir]

That is some sick obsession of Tall Dark and Spooky.

[shadowmaster]

8440 ====> winner

[Faramir]

8440 =========> Obsession

[FreezBee]

8440 won the thread.

But who or what is 8440?


Where have you been?

What do you mean?


- FreezBee

[Manwë Súlimo]

{}

[FreezBee]

8440 ====> winner

:huh: Please explain

- FreezBee

[faithymom]

Don't explain, just ignore.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Mommy, I'm still hungry!

[shadowmaster]

:huh: Please explain

- FreezBee

At 8440, the shadowmaster won and all last poster threads were closed down except for those applauding the shadowmaster's win

[Manwë Súlimo]

What a gargantuan lie.

[shadowmaster]

The shadowmaster thanks TURDIN for toasting to his victory.

[Manwë Súlimo]

King Turin the Magnificent modestly congratulates StupidLoser for being a stupid loser. :shadowloser

[shadowmaster]

Thanks to all for particpating

[faithymom]

:tongue:

[Manwë Súlimo]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

[shadowmaster]

8440

[Manwë Súlimo]

No.

[shadowmaster]

8440 wins

[FreezBee]

Post #8440:

Time for all others to go home and rest.

The shadowmaster is the official winner.

Thank you all for participating,

But that's not the last post!

So the shadowmaster must be a loser

[shadowmaster]

8440 was the official last post. All the posts after that are merely applause for the winner ==> The Shadowmaster!

[Faramir]

Victory by proclamation only works in elementary school playgrounds. These threads, have not yet risen to the level of elementary school playgrounds. Ergo, your claim of victory is bogus.

[shadowmaster]

not true

The shadowmaster won and the shadowmaster knows

and Augustine says that the shadowmaster is correct.

[Faramir]

Augustine was wrong! So there. :nana:

[FreezBee]

If Augustine was wrong, then I must be the winner.

[Faramir]

False dichotomy. I am the winner. Period.

[FreezBee]

Wrong. Period.

[Manwë Súlimo]

This is my hour of victory.

[faithymom]

Your hour's apparently up.

[shadowmaster]

hi mom

[faithymom]

Hi shadowmaster :hi:

[MooseOnTheLoose]

I just like to let you all wibble for a couple of pages before ruining your efforts yet again.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Wibble? Are you drunk?

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Me post last again.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Wrong.

[shadowmaster]

wrong wrong

[faithymom]

wrong to infinity! :tongue:

[Manwë Súlimo]

Wrong to infinity times two!

[shadowmaster]

Turdin loses

[FreezBee]

You all lose - you just don't know it yet :tongue:

[Faramir]

Hi.

[shadowmaster]

yes?

[Manwë Súlimo]

No.

[FreezBee]

indeed

[Faramir]

Hi.

[FreezBee]

Hello

[shadowmaster]

8440

[FreezBee]

19723

[shadowmaster]

8440 = winner

[FreezBee]

No

[shadowmaster]

poof

[Faramir]

8440 = Prevert.

[shadowmaster]

8440 = winner

[Faramir]

8440 = 22 * 2110

[faithymom]

Happy Halloween!

[MooseOnTheLoose]

Im here to spook y'all again.

[FreezBee]

You still lose -- so hand over all your treats. All of you.

[shadowmaster]

hehheh

[FreezBee]

The shadowmaster disguise´d as the shadowmaster?

[shadowmaster]

heh heh heh

[FreezBee]

I don't think so

[Faramir]

Any one for a soul cake?

[FreezBee]

I don't think so

[shadowmaster]

heh heh

[FreezBee]

I don't think so

[shadowmaster]

heh

[FreezBee]

hah

[shadowmaster]

hehheh

[FreezBee]

The shadowmaster is coming out of the shadows?

[shadowmaster]

heh heh

[FreezBee]

No, it's just the sound of a duck quacking.

[shadowmaster]

bugs buzz

[FreezBee]

What bugs buzz?

[shadowmaster]

all bugs buzz
and all bugs lose

[FreezBee]

all beetles buzz
and all beetles lose


What are you trying to say?

[shadowmaster]

bees lose ... along with the others that have lost

Only the shadowmaster has won

8440

[FreezBee]

The shadowmaster has lost his hands!

[shadowmaster]

The bee has lost his head

and this thread

[FreezBee]

The shadowmaster has lost his shadow

and his mind

[docjam]

i don't get it

[FreezBee]

That's because we don't give it away