Featherless Chicken Image Thread

[Piebald]

I don't know if this is technically a "game" that belongs in the game room or not, but I am fascinated by the featherless chickens that were produced by those Israeli scientists. They just seem wrong on so many levels.

So I'm making them the target of an image editing super-fun happy thread.

I invite you all to post images of featherless chickens in various scenes.

Here is a good source image for the tasty crimes against nature.

[Piebald]

Poultry Panic

[dizzle]

:rofl:

[Solly]

Be afraid...

[Piebald]

Awakening in Rivendell

[Piebald]

:bunny:

[Piebald]

:cir:

[Solly]

Aww. MOM, do I hafta eat them.

Yes Junior, especially now they have added protein.

:eww:

[Piebald]

Eeew! Reminds me of an old comic card I used to have

Son: Mom, I hate my sister's guts.

Mom: Shut up and eat what's on your plate.

[Piebald]

Jack Chick Tracts

[Piebald]

Solly, what program are you using, out of curiosity?

[Solly]

MSpaint

[John Reece]

:smile:

[Piebald]

MSPaint?? Wow, that's pretty darn amazing considering what you are using!! :eek:

[Undomiel]

Mos Eisley Cantina. You will never find a more wretched coop of chickens and villany.

http://futureprometheus.com/images/cantina1.jpg

[Solly]

apologies to the State involved

[Solly]

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[Undomiel]

This is silly fun.

http://futureprometheus.com/images/leiachick.jpg

[Solly]

Undomiel that one is excellent; good work

[Undomiel]

:rofl: Holochicken



http://futureprometheus.com/images/chick.jpg

[NSMinistries]

I really prefer the feathered kind...

[themuzicman]

Today @ 10:57 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=104285#post104285)
NSMinistries:

I really prefer the feathered kind...

He took care of the problem:

[themuzicman]

And.. the results...

[Undomiel]

Save a chicken!

http://futureprometheus.com/eatham.gif

[Undomiel]

http://futureprometheus.com/chicken1ani.gif

[Bill the Cat]

https://www.cfacompanystore.com/retail/images/8251-s.jpg

[Bill the Cat]

https://www.cfacompanystore.com/retail/images/8150-s.jpg

[Bill the Cat]

And one for EM7

[Undomiel]

Zap! BOOM! Bang! Thwap! POW!

http://futureprometheus.com/images/maulchick.jpg

[Undomiel]

Meanwhile, in the Jedi Council Chambers....

(Yoda) "Anakin, this place, it is not for ....for...What is it?"

(Anakin) "I know, I know, he insisted on coming with me!"

(Chicken) "Baach."


http://futureprometheus.com/images/anichicken.jpg

[Piebald]

Undomiel: LOL!!! Good job! :smile:

[Undomiel]

Thank you. :blush: I'm glad my humor is not too warped for comprehension. :rofl:

[yxboom]

Today @ 12:18 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=104699#post104699)
Undomiel:

Meanwhile, in the Jedi Council Chambers....

(Yoda) "Anakin, this place, it is not for ....for...What is it?"

(Anakin) "I know, I know, he insisted on coming with me!"

(Chicken) "Baach."


http://futureprometheus.com/images/anichicken.jpg

:rofl:

[Em7add11]

I'm thinking somebody here is a HUGE Star Wars fan. :smile:

[Piebald]

Don't watch it, Rachel!!

[Piebald]

:poke:

[Jade]

Today @ 03:13 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=104768#post104768)
Em7add11:

I'm thinking somebody here is a HUGE Star Wars fan. :smile:

Yup! :thumb:

[Undomiel]

That TV chicken is good! lol Who's idea was this ? :thumb:

[Undomiel]

Today @ 09:13 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=104768#post104768)
Em7add11:

I'm thinking somebody here is a HUGE Star Wars fan. :smile:

Oh gosh, yes. I'm afraid I won't be able to watch the last one though. It sounds as if it's going to be terribly sad and depressing. I don't do depressing very well.

http://futureprometheus.com/images/scubachick.jpg

[NSMinistries]

:doh:

[Undomiel]

Trinity prepares the chicken

http://futureprometheus.com/images/trinchick.jpg

[Sheepdog]

hmm, i thought there was something out of place at our family reunion, but i couldn't put my finger on what it was :-/

[Sheepdog]

we remember well that classic scene...

[Sheepdog]

...and we are all familiar with the urban legend...

[dizzle]

Oh man,,,,,,, YOU GUYS ARE CRACKING ME UP!!!!!

[Piebald]

The TV Chicken is a scene from "The Ring" :-)

Very simple effect. All you have to do is stretch the chicken in order to get it at the right angle on the screen, and then add a mask around the entire screen... then just add noise, and voila. A Chicken that looks like it's in the TV :-)

[Piebald]

Sheepdog: LOL.. I don't know what urban legend that is... but I'm glad I drink Pepsi :cheers:

[Piebald]

I found another source image, and i put it against a black background to see if it would get rid of those rough white edges. You can normally get rid of them pretty good by adding a slight blur (or using a smudge brush), if your application has those tools. If not, I reccomend getting the Gimp which is a free image utility and I believe has these features.. I'll have to ask Cirisme for the exact URL

[Sheepdog]

there was always something different about Steve...

[Undomiel]

Gads, I haven't goofed off this much since I was in youth group at the age of 22. :cool:

http://futureprometheus.com/images/termchick.jpg

[Sheepdog]

Today @ 08:00 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=105085#post105085)
Hamster:

Sheepdog: LOL.. I don't know what urban legend that is... but I'm glad I drink Pepsi :cheers:

heheh. turns out it was actually a true story (there was an urban legend of the same sort though)

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2001-25.html

[Undomiel]

A new chicken! lol Well that's good, I think Colonel Sanders swiped the other one. :thumb:

[Sheepdog]

The Theochicken!

[Piebald]

:eek:

[Piebald]

He'll Be Back

[Piebald]

I... I feel like I'm.. flying

[Sheepdog]

:em7:

[Sheepdog]

Today @ 08:42 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=105107#post105107)
Hamster:

He'll Be Back

d00d, that is cool

[Piebald]

Thanks! Got more comin' soon! :-)

[Sheepdog]

It's Chickzilla!

[dizzle]

:rofl: I love the TheoChicken.

[Undomiel]

These are all very good. The terminator II chicken is great and the godzilla chicken. :teeth:

[Sheepdog]

Today @ 05:32 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=105365#post105365)
Dee Dee Warren:

:rofl: I love the TheoChicken.

Today @ 07:14 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=105404#post105404)
Undomiel:

These are all very good. The terminator II chicken is great and the godzilla chicken. :teeth:

thank you both :teeth:

[Piebald]

For some reason I really love the first one I made, with the chickens attacking Drew Barrymore's house. I dunno, but I look at that thing every 4 hours and laugh my head off :help:

[Jade]

Hamster's neighbors: *Bangs on cage* Stop that incessent laughing!

[Piebald]

Jade, :lol:

By the way, there is an image contest going on right now in the computer lab!

[Jade]

I'll check it out. Thanks! :smile:

[dublczek]

Rolling along, which came first?

[Ric]

:rofl:

[dublczek]

What the original chickenegg looked like before the question "Which came first?" was posed:

[dublczek]

What the first egg thought of the separation of egg and chicken:

[Undomiel]

Reposting as attachment for Crisime's image manip gallery

[Undomiel]

Reposting as attachment for Crisime's image manip gallery,

[Undomiel]

Reposting as attachment for Crisime's image manip gallery..

[Undomiel]

Reposting as attachment for Crisime's image manip gallery.

[Piebald]

Thanks for bumping up the thread, Undomiel :smile:

[Undomiel]

Reposting as attachment for Crisime's image manip gallery....

Meanwhile, in the Jedi Council Chambers....

(Yoda) "Anakin, this place, it is not for ....for...What is it?"

(Anakin) "I know, I know, he insisted on coming with me!"

(Chicken) "Baach."

[Undomiel]

Err I guess it doesn't auto post to the image manip gallery, just the contest gallery

[Robyn Banks]

Prelude to the Chicken Scene

[Piebald]

Funny you should bump this one up! I just finished making this banner for my page:

[Patroclus]

That is freakin' awesome, Hamster! You should show that to boom, and *make* him put that on a t-shirt.

[dizzle]

how did this thread ever die?

[Tobias Reiper]

Not really too good, but I'm relatively new to compositing outside of scenes I render strictly for the purpose of compositing (i.e., when a full scene would take too much memory to render so I render parts and composite in Gimp)

[Sheepdog]

Not really too good, but I'm relatively new to compositing outside of scenes I render strictly for the purpose of compositing (i.e., when a full scene would take too much memory to render so I render parts and composite in Gimp)


:lmbo:

[Piebald]

Wow, I remember this thread!

[dizzle]

Not really too good, but I'm relatively new to compositing outside of scenes I render strictly for the purpose of compositing (i.e., when a full scene would take too much memory to render so I render parts and composite in Gimp)

That is great!

[dizzle]

We need the chicken and the badger together. Kind of like a Freddy versus Jason thing.

[Piebald]

:badger: :chicken: :badger: :chicken: :badger: :chicken: :badger: :chicken:

[dizzle]

Now that is funny

[Sheepdog]

"Whoever Wins, We Lose."

[Piebald]

Sheepdog I was thinking of that movie tagline, but didn't have the time to do an image :lol:

[Sheepdog]

(in case you are wondering, this is the image being parodied.)

[Sheepdog]

Sheepdog I was thinking of that movie tagline, but didn't have the time to do an image :lol:

well i did. don't have a jarb and you will have plenty of time. :rofl: :frown:

[Piebald]

Ha! I haven't had a job for at least 4 years! But it's the lack of dough that's making me study to get one. It's nice to have time, but you need the cash to make it worthwhile :teeth: :wink:

[Cello]

I don't know if this is technically a "game" that belongs in the game room or not, but I am fascinated by the featherless chickens that were produced by those Israeli scientists. They just seem wrong on so many levels.

So I'm making them the target of an image editing super-fun happy thread.

I invite you all to post images of featherless chickens in various scenes.

Here is a good source image for the tasty crimes against nature.
The latest addition to the new Wil Smith movie..........

[Cello]

The beginning.......

[Cello]

last one...I suck at this

[Cello]

I don't know if this is technically a "game" that belongs in the game room or not, but I am fascinated by the featherless chickens that were produced by those Israeli scientists. They just seem wrong on so many levels.

So I'm making them the target of an image editing super-fun happy thread.

I invite you all to post images of featherless chickens in various scenes.

Here is a good source image for the tasty crimes against nature.
ok, now hes gone...

[Piebald]

I like the one with the ark.. I know it is supposed to be them coming off the ark after the flood, but the thought of it really being them turned away from the ark before the flood really makes me crack up

[dizzle]

I like the one with the ark.. I know it is supposed to be them coming off the ark after the flood, but the thought of it really being them turned away from the ark before the flood really makes me crack up

:lmbo:

Her image manip made my Post of the Day.

[Piebald]

If anyone needs a featherless chicken avatar, they know who to call

[Piebald]

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[Sheepdog]

heh, got to love the classic threads!