Rhymemaster G campaign thread

[Solly]

Why a vote for RMG is a vote for...well...Rhymemaster G

1. He is the Bard of Tweb (not the Bawd of TWeb, someone else is that :poke:) he is very own Poet in Residence.

2. Lest he and other nonC's think we only appreciate them when they are funny, I think every forum, nay, every church should have an RMG, to use their barbed wit to prick the balloon of Christian pomposity & pretentiousness - Pretentious? Moi?

3. He's got a nice dog.

So, VOTE RMG. You know it makes sense. Unlike my poetry :lol:


RMG, RMG
Vote for him
And poetry

[Solly]

:bump:

[LGM]

Why a vote for RMG is a vote for...well...Rhymemaster G

As a campaign manager, Solly’s brilliance is only surpassed by his eloquence…



1. He is the Bard of Tweb (not the Bawd of TWeb, someone else is that :poke:) he is very own Poet in Residence.

Actually I am only 1/3 of the Holy Bard Godhead Trinity along with Justin and Duder(although clearly I'm the most handsome), fighting a never ending battle against the demonic assonant forces of the evil Bard Satan – Goody Goody…

(…now that Mr. Goody has apparently slipped into a permanent napping coma (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=947145&postcount=164), we are taking auditions for a new Tweb Bard Satan. Please post your resume, a sample of your work, and your salary and fruit icon requirements at the official Tweb Dead Poet Society Bard Temple (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47414&page=12&pp=15)…)



2. Lest he and other nonC's think we only appreciate them when they are funny, I think every forum, nay, every church should have an RMG, to use their barbed wit to prick the balloon of Christian pomposity & pretentiousness - Pretentious? Moi?

“prick”? :hrm: yes…the word does have a familiar ring…



3. He's got a nice dog.

Trained to piddle on the shoes of pretentious French speaking Englishmen on my command…



So, VOTE RMG. You know it makes sense. Unlike my poetry :lol:

I’m RMG and I did NOT endorse the preceding message.

Please refer to my official camPAIN (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=49273) thread for reasons to vote for my much more worthy competition.




RMG, RMG
Vote for him
And poetry
:eww:

Solly, Solly
If he ever nominates you,
Prepare to suffer the whole month thru…