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brother vinny
March 25th 2005, 01:22 PM
Did you hear about the tragedy at the preterist convention?

An elevator car at the hotel crashed when they tried to pack in 2000+ lbs of people when the capacity clearly read "1000 lbs."

Don't be timid, make up your own!
wfaber
March 25th 2005, 03:24 PM
We decided to leave the hotel all at the same time after learning that the convention had already taken place.
Jaltus
March 25th 2005, 03:59 PM
They always lose at Blackjack because they want to get more than 70.
Jaltus
March 25th 2005, 04:00 PM
They date Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard to 69 AD because it does not mention the fall of the temple.
Jaltus
March 25th 2005, 04:03 PM
They believe the Tribulation occurs whenever anyone reads a book by Hal Lindsey.
studyhound
March 29th 2005, 02:50 AM
They believe the Tribulation occurs whenever anyone reads a book by Hal Lindsey.
No I believe that is the Abomination of Desolation. :tongue:
Sheepdog
March 29th 2005, 04:33 AM
how many preterists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none, it was already screwed in.
mossrose
March 29th 2005, 12:23 PM
Just check my pet.

:hehe:
john-philip
March 29th 2005, 01:28 PM
They believe the Tribulation occurs whenever anyone reads a book by Hal Lindsey.

:lol:

I'm not really a preterist, but I can certainly agree with this :tongue:
President-Elect $cirisme
March 29th 2005, 01:32 PM
I hate to spoil the party, but none of these are even close to being funny.

(except the Abomination one :hehe:)
mossrose
March 29th 2005, 04:11 PM
You don't like my pet?

:frown:
markporter
March 29th 2005, 05:01 PM
I hate to spoil the party, but none of these are even close to being funny.

(except the Abomination one :hehe:)
I liked the temple dating one...
Berean Todd
March 29th 2005, 07:22 PM
They date Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard to 69 AD because it does not mention the fall of the temple.

:lol: That one made me laugh
Jaltus
April 6th 2005, 12:13 PM
How many preterists does it take to screw in a light bulb?



None, because it was already screwed in once and they do not believe in double filament.

(ok, that was REALLY bad, but I am proud of it)
Hitch
April 9th 2005, 09:50 PM
They believe the Tribulation occurs whenever anyone reads a book by Hal Lindsey.Hmmmmm ah,,,, hmmmmm gee What do you believe it is when some one reads a Hal Lindsey book?
Sheepdog
April 9th 2005, 10:28 PM
reading through Hal Lindsey's book is a Great Tribulation :hehe:
President-Elect $cirisme
April 9th 2005, 11:04 PM
(ok, that was REALLY bad, but I am proud of it)

I wouldn't be if I were you.