Let us make a story

[Merthsoft]

We are going to make a story, it can be funny, seruious, whatever, I don't realy care...



On day, a boy was walking in the woods....



YOur turn, fill it in.

[Patroclus]

/ot I am going to put this in the dormitory as this is a forum specifically for the book club.

[luv1another]

he started to think about life and death and wondered if what the boy next door had said was true, about there being a God who loved him.

[Ryokan]

Unforunately, thinking about life and death caused the boy to trip over a log. He cracked his skull and went from life to death...

[luv1another]

but a true believer of God came along the path just at that moment and healed the boy.

[Ryokan]

which caused the boy to wonder "Hey, whats that guy a true believer in." I which the the guy says, "I believe in the one true power, He-man". "I HAVE THE POWER!" the boy looked at him like...

[Sher]

he was crazy ... until he realized that he had heard the guy wrong. The guy had said "human" not "he-man" ... for the guy was really an angel sent by God to deliver a message. The message was, "...

[Ryokan]

Which was of great relief to the boy, because his Sunday school would have been wasting ALOT of money otherwise. So he ran after the guy....

[luv1another]

to ask him about the message which he hadnt heard because he was daydreaming, the angel said listen carefully to these words as they will influence the rest of your life. Then the angel spoke softly into Israels (the boy) heart and mind the following words.....

[dawnghost]

APRIL FOOL'S DAY LOLZ OMG LOLZ I 0WN Y0U N00B!

and then the "angel" left running and jumping like a rabbit to dodge the bullets that were flying towards him, while screaming "C4MP3R F4GG0T!!1"


and the boy realized his skull was seriously injured.

[luv1another]

Israel grabbed his fathers gun and ran after the angel after it turned into a demon as it ran away.

[John Reece]

Then he went to sleep and dreamed of what he had done.

[$cirisme]

Then the boy woke up and shouted, "Spam I am!!"

[luv1another]

all of a sudden the thread that his story was written in was also resurected

[themuzicman]

When suddenly, out of the woods, 13 men in camo gear and bearing MAC-10 fully automatic rifles, stun and white phosophorus grenades, and an assortment of military cultery, asked him to join their unit which was defending the land agains the evil babylonians.

[TuckEverlasting]

He said 'Yeah, sure, my flight to Miami's canceled, so I might as well!' :duh:

[Lily]

"But first we must all get on our knees and pray that....

[luv1another]

these evil angels to not come back before we are fully prepared for them

[Lily]

so when they had finished their prayer they looked up to find....

[Tickle Me Goody]

that everyone had left and gone to paltalk.

[Rushing Jaws]

He said 'Yeah, sure, my flight to Miami's canceled, so I might as well!' :duh:

## Too late, he realised, with steadily-mounting horror, that the men were themselves evil Babylonians, sent from a parallel universe - what was he to do ? ##

[Lily]

he ran deep into the woods and found the secret tree that had a hidden door in it which led to the time machine...

[Tickle Me Goody]

so he went into the past and gatherered up all the folks who went to pal talk and then he

[Lily]

dropped them off because he knew he had to get ready for a battle that could be the deadliest encounter he had ever experience...he grabbed his Bible...his....

[Tickle Me Goody]

trusty steed and he galloped right into

[Lily]

the quicksand...but luckily he had his built in anti- quicksand rocketbooster which launched him and his trusty steed to the nearby town of ....

[Tickle Me Goody]

Foolhardy, Massachusetts where the natives were carrying posters that said "Vote for Ted Kennedy for king of ..."

[Lily]

"Lots of Taxes", he knew this is a town he did not want to stay in... so he galloped his trusty steed around the delusional crowd and....

[Tickle Me Goody]

headed off to the west Texas town of El Paso where he found ...

[Lily]

himself in the early 1800's...and because he was a fashion conscious time traveler he knew he needed....

[Tickle Me Goody]

salvation, so he had an opportunity to teach himself about ....

[Rushing Jaws]

salvation, so he had an opportunity to teach himself about ....


## ....the mystic truth hidden in the hieroglyphs of ancient Egypt - a truth which he could unlock, only if he entered the Great Pyramid of Egypt, where he would... ##

[Lily]

attain a mystic truth ..but not the real truth that can only come from God...so he cast that thought out of his mind and continue on his quest to battle the.....

[Tickle Me Goody]

last poster thread until ...

[Rushing Jaws]

last poster thread until ...

## ...looming in the gathering dusk, he saw a door. He knocked, timidly. Imagine his revulsion when, in answer to his call, it opened, to show him a troll, all of twenty feet in height, who... ##

[Lily]

was similar in appearance to.....

[Rushing Jaws]

was similar in appearance to.....

## nothing that our hero could remember seeing. The head upon his neck - if the troll had a neck - was green-black, and the eyes in his head were like burning coals. Slowly the troll turned to him, and said:

"Where is your daughter ? You promised her to me - and you will give her to me to marry, this very night; or I will kill you, and all this country." ##

[Tickle Me Goody]

and then he woke up and remebered that he was late for pal talk again ....

[Lily]

and try as he might,he couldn't figure it out...why he obsessed on Pal Talk so much...why...why...why...perhaps he needed to seek some help from the pal talk anonymous club...yes he would finally have to admit that he was a pal talk addict...but first he had to.....

[Tickle Me Goody]

confess his weakness; ---- & although "Rushing Jaws" kept him from admitting anything of a sinful nature, one day he just said to everyone nearby that he was ....

[Lily]

so tired of hunting the threads to see if he could get anyone else to follow him to Pal Talk...he realized he had to stop this, so he asked.....

[Rushing Jaws]

so tired of hunting the threads to see if he could get anyone else to follow him to Pal Talk...he realized he had to stop this, so he asked.....

## for a cloak of invisibility, seven-league boots and.... ##

[Tickle Me Goody]

a pretty maiden who would take his mind off of pal talk for a while, but then he saw ....

[Rushing Jaws]

a pretty maiden who would take his mind off of pal talk for a while, but then he saw ....

## ...before him a lake of milk, stretching to the limits of his sight. Beyond, was a suggestion of what might be a forest... ##

[Tickle Me Goody]

so he and the maiden each had a glass of the milk and passed out, only to awake in ....

[Lily]

a doughnut shop with several police officers trying to take them into custody for....

[semmie]

frolicking through a meadow of daisies with naked cows and sprinkled long-johns that had been...

[Tickle Me Goody]

washed so often that they were thread bare, so they just ran far away to pal talk where they found an old friend who ..... ...

[semmie]

was wearing fuzzy red clown hair and a blue feathered apron to keep his clothes safe from the ....

[Tickle Me Goody]

pizza being thrown around in a gigantic food fight started by ....

[semmie]

an inconspicuous member of the Internal Revenue Service, who had lost his pepperonis in...

[Lily]

a pizza gambling establishment. He knew he had to get back to the adventure of looking for what...it had been so long he could no longer remember what he was hunting for until.....

[barryrob]

a pizza gambling establishment. He knew he had to get back to the adventure of looking for what...it had been so long he could no longer remember what he was hunting for until.....
he tripped over a mirror lying on the floor, so he picked it up and looking into it he saw ....

[Rushing Jaws]

he tripped over a mirror lying on the floor, so he picked it up and looking into it he saw ....

## ...something black, small, wriggling in the middle of it. The harder he looked at it, the more distant it seemed from him. With a thrill of horror, he realised that it was boring its way upwards from the middle of the earth, upwards, ever upwards. A sensation of nausea, indefinite, indescribably foul, overwhelmed him, and he fell down on the ground in a swoon. ##

[Lily]

it was ...it was...a bunny rabbit...the one thing he truly feared...who would save him from this creature with long alien ears and sharp teeth....perhaps he could scream for a friend from pal talk...he started to let out a horrific scream when....

[semmie]

the phone rang! it was his russian hair-stylist, looking for his long lost...

[barryrob]

it was ...it was...a bunny rabbit...the one thing he truly feared...who would save him from this creature with long alien ears and sharp teeth....perhaps he could scream for a friend from pal talk...he started to let out a horrific scream when....
...his dentures fell on the ground so with a red face he took out his hanky and cleaned of the dirt and was about to put them back into his mouth .....

[semmie]

...his dentures fell on the ground so with a red face he took out his hanky and cleaned of the dirt and was about to put them back into his mouth .....
BUT THEN...

the phone rang! it was his russian hair-stylist, looking for his long lost...

bald monkey, named cedric, who had run away and become president of the New Kids On The Block Fan Club...

[Tickle Me Goody]

too late to avoid the angry crowd coming after him for ....

[semmie]

his pink bunny slippers. he covered his ears with his hands, crossed his eyes, bent over to touch his chin to his knees, and ran as fast as he could, to the nearest...

[Tickle Me Goody]

pal talk outlet where Lily, sipping beer through a straw, looked up and said .....

[semmie]

"moo!"

[semmie]

Lily turned in fright and lept from her socks as a disoriented banana, draped in green and purple silk scarves, danced across a cheeseburger. this is no cow, Lily thought! she reached for the nearest paper towel and...

[Tickle Me Goody]

woke up to realize that it was a dream, so she went to pal talk and told her friends that semmie is a certified ...

[Lily]

nurse...who had accidentally gave GoodyGoody an overdose of fairy pills...while she/Lily was sipping on her rootbeer through a straw...and that is why he saw things that did not exist. Suddenly a low ranking fairy flew in on a honey bee she had rented to tell everyone in pal-talk....

[Tickle Me Goody]

time was up and they all had to go to bed because it was late ....

[Lily]

so they call it a night...and got up in the morning to discover....

[Tickle Me Goody]

that goodygoody had won all of the last poster threads so they ....

[Lily]

decided that he must be taught a lesson about lying so he was....

[Tickle Me Goody]

given an award for tucking everybody in bed before midnight ..

[Lily]

but being in denial as he was...he was actually banished from pal-talk....and he couldn't deal with it..never to harrass unsuspecting people...so he swam across a pond (which he told everyone was a ten mile lake...) and crawled to the bank covered with...

[Tickle Me Goody]

beautiful women who fell in love with him and he had to run away into the deep woods which were full of ice cream sundaes that were starting to melt .....

[Lily]

until a northern blew in...and froze him right where he stood...so once he thawed out...he went to look for the time machine... hoping to find his way...

[Tickle Me Goody]

back to the time before he was banished from pal talk but he instead found a web site hosted by infidels and he ....

[Donotbeafraid]

....found there advice that he should go to the enchanted castle where the great Uber-fairy Valuntarus lived. Only she could cast a spell powerful enough make the scales fall from his eyes so that he could truly see Pal Talk for the ship of fools that he knew, deep in his heart, it was. Struggling, knee deep in semi-frozen chocolate chip and cookie dough (may contain nuts) he suddendly spied.....

[Tickle Me Goody]

his allergy pills floating away from him as the peanut mist rose around his head and into his nostrils and he ..

[Rushing Jaws]

woke up to realize that it was a dream, so she went to pal talk and told her friends that semmie is a certified ...

## ...member of the John Birch Society. Something buzzed noisily. Outside. Out of her eye she saw it was a black helicopter, circling... ##

[Tickle Me Goody]

to capture all posters who have not yet changed their avatars to real photos of themselves...

[Lily]

so the first one they captured was a guy who kept insisting he was a younger version of Paul Newman....they looked at him in disbelief and told him....

[Tickle Me Goody]

that finally realized that the latest avatar was the real him and all the ladies swooned and ...

[Donotbeafraid]

fell over into a lake of melted choc chip cookie dough. The sweet, sickly odour of the choc chips and dough brought them round suddenly. One of them, a tall flaxen-haired maiden of indeterminate age pointed towards the East and shrieked, in a voice which echoed through the valley, seemingly for eternity ".......

[Lily]

look...look...she screamed to GG....a giant chocolate chip cookie is rolling down the mountain...you need to put on your super hero costume...and save the day...so he became the super hero known as.....

[Rushing Jaws]

look...look...she screamed to GG....a giant chocolate chip cookie is rolling down the mountain...you need to put on your super hero costume...and save the day...so he became the super hero known as.....

## ...Biscuitman - resplendent in tights of brown nylon, and cape of yellow, tastefully tinted to resemble... ##

[Lily]

one healthy cinnamon roll ....he flew...well bless his heart he tried...but he had ate one too many chocolate chips cookies...so he kind of bounced along the hillside...until he hit....

[Tickle Me Goody]

a rock and goodygoody came to the rescue.

(While all the girls were unaware goodygoody had assumed his supper powers that were limited to saving the world.)

Since the world was no longer at risk, he went Pal Talk and took a nap while ...

[Lily]

alas..that was the problem...GG was a supper power...instead of a super hero...yes he could eat more than anyone...one time he ate a whole cow in......

[Tickle Me Goody]

After finishing his supper (which gave him back his super powers), the ladies once again started to fawn all over him...
so, after kissing all the ladies, he flew back to pal talk where he found One Bad Pig moaning away because of the fact he never wins any threads, and Lily told ODP that ...

[Donotbeafraid]

After finishing his supper (which gave him back his super powers), the ladies once again started to fawn all over him...
so, after kissing all the ladies, he flew back to pal talk where he found One Bad Pig moaning away because of the fact he never wins any threads, and Lily told ODP that ...
there was a whole mess of melted cookie dough to be cleared up. At that moment however.....

[Lily]

she was busy winning in another thread! But,she look up in the sky and saw our resident super hero GG flying a little too close to the sun...he was carrying his friend One Bad Pig with him...when he suddenly thought he smelled bacon...so he told O.B.P......

[Tickle Me Goody]

now if we had some eggs, we could have bacon and eggs ....

[Lily]

which sent shivers down O.B.P and he let out a squeal that could be heard across the land...which in turn startled GG who dropped O.B.P. over a.......

[Tickle Me Goody]

quicksand pit so goody flew off to pal talk to tell them that :obp: would be a bit late today...

[Rushing Jaws]

which sent shivers down O.B.P and he let out a squeal that could be heard across the land...which in turn startled GG who dropped O.B.P. over a.......

## ...frying-pan of enormous dimensions. While GG was rescuing OBP, Rushing Jaws swooped down on his enormous black wings, snapping up the victory to which he had so convincingly proved himself entitled. Realising that not everyone could be so intelligent as he was,... ##

[Tickle Me Goody]

although he was afraid to post a photo of himself as an avatar ....

so Dee Dee clipped his wings and sent him to reside an everlasting last-poster-wins thread where he lost his mind and started to scream ...

[Lily]

"I should be the super hero of this story not GG"....so he fought his way back through the everlasting poster thread and confronted GG in a battle Known as.....

[Rushing Jaws]

"I should be the super hero of this story not GG"....so he fought his way back through the everlasting poster thread and confronted GG in a battle Known as.....

## ..."War of the Titans". Picking up a mountain, he flung it straight at GG...

[Lily]

who did a quick spin with his yellow cape...and shattered the mountain into thousands of small pieces which reminded him of chocolate chips floating in a sea of milk...then he grabbed R.J. and the dance began with Mr. Piggy playing the fiddle ....

[Donotbeafraid]

who did a quick spin with his yellow cape...and shattered the mountain into thousands of small pieces which reminded him of chocolate chips floating in a sea of milk...then he grabbed R.J. and the dance began with Mr. Piggy playing the fiddle ....
and the cow pole-vaulted over the moon in a new world record height. Meanwhile the dish was runing away with the spoon but......

[Tickle Me Goody]

gg and :piggy: went to pal talk where Dee Dee was giving a lecture about not posting on threads after they were closed and GG had already won ...

[barryrob]

gg and :piggy: went to pal talk where Dee Dee was giving a lecture about not posting on threads after they were closed and GG had already won ...
but they soon got fed up with all of this and went home to watch a Soap and turning on the TV they could not believe thier eyes as they saw in front of them...

[Tickle Me Goody]

John Kerry donning his uniform to go do battle in IRAQ on a PT boat ...

[Lily]

which unfortunately took off in another direction when they saw the enemy advancing...but no fear Super Hero GG was here to save the day...he dove underneath the PT cruiser...which was a little heavier than he expected causing him to sink chin deep in the mud...so he whistled for his friend One Bad Pig...but.....

[One Bad Pig]

it took :obp: a while to find out he was in the story, so...

[Lily]

when he realized he could now be the leading man( pig) in this moving drama, he decided to lead a platoon of thousands of piglets to march.....

[One Bad Pig]

to GG's rescue. "Where was GG?" :obp: wondered.

[Lily]

But he did wonder very long...his little piglets informed O.B.P. that Super Hero GG was still stuck chin deep in the mud...so O.B.P. gave the order to....

[barryrob]

But he did wonder very long...his little piglets informed O.B.P. that Super Hero GG was still stuck chin deep in the mud...so O.B.P. gave the order to....put the kettel on and have a nice cup of tea as all this hero stuff is hard work and beside he missed his post on TW for the day and was having withdraw effects so on went his computer and as it booted up.....

[Lily]

a secret coded message which only he could decipher came across his screen...it said

[barryrob]

a secret coded message which only he could decipher came across his screen...it saidtwspq156 and he understud the code and wotre the message now uncoded on bit of paper and then it read ........

[apostate]

"Who down with Monchichi? Not me!" He now knew he was in the archives of x-entertainment. He decided read matt's review of some forgotten direct-to-video pap. He clicked on the link, but instead of the review he saw Figment. Figment said...

[One Bad Pig]

"GG is stuck in the LPW threads! He thinks he's stuck because the threads are closed. Unbenownst to him, the mud is only an illusion. He's really free to move." :obp: tells GG this, but...

[Tickle Me Goody]

GG is then wondering why :obp: is butting in on this thread when he is supposed to be monitoring the postings of other threads as a moderator.

Evidently he has so little work, that it is no surprise that Dee Dee turned him into a frog until Lily gives him a big kiss. ... then Lily sees him and says "yuk!" ... but she puckers up her lips and hopes that Luv1 will come to rescue her ...

[One Bad Pig]

:obp: :poke:s GG, who then wakes up from his dream...

[Tickle Me Goody]

Sadly, GG realizes that it was a dream and poor Lily actually has to kiss :obp: before :luv: can rescue her.

.. but that was the entire reason for GG to rescue Lily and it has has failed

.. so he vows never to eat pork chops again. (But bacon and eggs are stiil O.K.) so GG goes to pal talk to discuss what is for breakfast tommow morming and is told that ....

[Lily]

he has taken to many fairy pills and Lily has never been in any danger because she is protected by angels :angels: whereas poor GG is still stuck chin deep in the mud with his friend who he tried to make into a bacon sandwich...will another super hero come to their rescue...tune in later to hear the rest of the story.....

[Tickle Me Goody]

.....following that commercial for fairy pills we now return to real life .....where GG and those at pal talk wonder what to do about Lily and her dangerous delusions. They decide that an antidote must be found so they go to :obp: who says that ....

[One Bad Pig]

it involves a shrubbery and a pair of red shoes. :luv: can supply the shoes, but where will our intrepid heroes find a shrubbery?

[Tickle Me Goody]

And GG thinks, let's see .. you can find shrubs in a shrubbery so a shrubbery must be located where one can find a lot of shubs and that is undoubtably where a shrubbery owner hides his shrubs ..... so gg has cleaverly figured out where to look if only he knew a shrubbery owner. That being a lot of work gg decides to take a nap .....

[Donotbeafraid]

And GG thinks, let's see .. you can find shrubs in a shrubbery so a shrubbery must be located where one can find a lot of shubs and that is undoubtably where a shrubbery owner hides his shrubs ..... so gg has cleaverly figured out where to look if only he knew a shrubbery owner. That being a lot of work gg decides to take a nap .........Suddenly he was awoken by a beatiful princess. She had many years before had a wicked spell cast on her :pot: which had turned her into an old hag. Only on kissing someone :kiss: who loved pal talk with all his heart could she be set free. This was thought to be an impossbile task and so she was filled with love and gratitude towards gg. As soon as he had opened his eyes and (and she had become the beautiful princess again) she said to gg.......

[Tickle Me Goody]

.. GG"I am so sorry that you are married and faithful to your wife. That means that I will turn into an old hag again -- unless, of corse,:obp: comes to my rescue with a magic potion" ... but gg doubts whether or not :obp: can arrive on time. Does anyone know how to get in touch with :obp:? .. oh yeah maybe pal talk ....

[Tickle Me Goody]

Unfortunately ,:obp: was not at pal talk and Lily is now in big trouble.

.. So GG decided to take a nap .....

[Tickle Me Goody]

and when he woke up, :obp: was too busy on pal rtalk, so GG went back to sleep for the next millenium.
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[{Tim}]

Suddenly, he was awoken by ...

[luv1another]

Luv1another crowing in paltalk

[Donotbeafraid]

Luv1another crowing in paltalk
....the princess/hag had gone but she had left a small glass bottle of the most beautiful deep, ruby red on the table. It had a stopper, made also from what looked like glass, but with a million facets which made it sparkle incrdibly brightly, like diamond. Next to the bottle the prinhag had left a note which said "Drink one drop of this potion and......."

[Tickle Me Goody]

it will dry up your sinuses and put hair on your chest...

[One Bad Pig]

GG thought to himself, "My chest is way short on hair. I wonder what will happen if I drink the whole bottle?" He tries, but only gets half of it down before he passes out. When he wakes up, he realizes he's turned into a...

[Tickle Me Goody]

amazingly handsome man and suddenly all the woman are chasing after him including :ddw:and :luv: and :mossrose: and Lily and Anthrogirl and others. But GG is married and faithfull to his wife so he is thankful that he once went to the orient with Lamont Cranston and learned the power to cloud men's (and womens's) minds such that they cannot see him so he ....

[One Bad Pig]

was doing okay until he went to see a football match. He bumped into somebody when he was invisible and accidently started a fight. By the time he managed to escape the fray, he was bloody and bruised and not so handsome anymore. He fled the melee and...

[Donotbeafraid]

was doing okay until he went to see a football match. He bumped into somebody when he was invisible and accidently started a fight. By the time he managed to escape the fray, he was bloody and bruised and not so handsome anymore. He fled the melee and...decided he'd better stop being invisible as his blood could still be seen and the sight of a load of blood running down the road was terrifying the populace. He dashed into an alley and became his normal, visible self. He returned to the main road and was comtemplating what to do next when.......

[Lily]

he noticed a mirror leaning next to the garbage dumpster...he was horrified to see that he had actually turn into bigfoot(a big hairy monster thought to be fictional until now)so Mr. Piggy's hair tonic had worked...he couldn't find a razor to shave with so he used a......

[Donotbeafraid]

he noticed a mirror leaning next to the garbage dumpster...he was horrified to see that he had actually turn into bigfoot(a big hairy monster thought to be fictional until now)so Mr. Piggy's hair tonic had worked...he couldn't find a razor to shave with so he used a......penknife and some shaving foam that he found lying next to the mirror. Having done that he bounded at great speed down the road until....

[Lily]

he bumped into Mr. Piggy who thought he was a wolf since he was so hairy and huffing and puffing...and he had tried to eat Mr. Piggy before...was there a sinister plot here... to rid the world of pigs...Mr. Piggy didn't have time to worry about it...he squealed and ran for cover in the......

[Donotbeafraid]

he bumped into Mr. Piggy who thought he was a wolf since he was so hairy and huffing and puffing...and he had tried to eat Mr. Piggy before...was there a sinister plot here... to rid the world of pigs...Mr. Piggy didn't have time to worry about it...he squealed and ran for cover in the......nearest straw house. GG tried to get Mr Piggy to come out but he wouldn't because he thought it was the wolf. So gg huffed and puffed until he blew the house down. Piggy ran out squealing and......

[Tickle Me Goody]

:piggy:

[Lily]

but he stopped when he saw a flute on the ground...he couldn't resist himself and began to play a pretty little tune..which made GG smile...and when he smiled all his hair began to fall out...now GG was bald...and heat of the sun began to cause his scalp to smoke...which got the local Indians attention they mounted their horses and.....

[Tickle Me Goody]

GG decided that he had enough of this adventure so he found a deep cave and hid in it.

[Lily]

ohhh but not for long...for he was the main character in the storyline...he knew he could not stay away...so he found his Super Hero Costume which had been hid in the cave and came out to fight the Indians with....

[Tickle Me Goody]

one bad pig. The indians immediately recognized one bad as the incarnation of the great chief hogwash and fell down before him ---- and Goody beat a hasty retreat back to his cave.

[Lily]

one bad pig. The indians immediately recognized one bad as the incarnation of the great chief hogwash and fell down before him ---- and Goody beat a hasty retreat back to his cave.


but it wasn't because he was afraid...he just forgot something...sure that is what it was...meanwhile O.B.P. was enjoying that he was the center of attention now...to properly be recognized by the tribe..he was thrown into the mud (pigs like that) now he knew he was destined to be....

[Lily]

but it wasn't because he was afraid...he just forgot something...sure that is what it was...meanwhile O.B.P. was enjoying that he was the center of attention now...to properly be recognized by the tribe..he was thrown into the mud (pigs like that) now he knew he was destined to be....

[Rushing Jaws]

but it wasn't because he was afraid...he just forgot something...sure that is what it was...meanwhile O.B.P. was enjoying that he was the center of attention now...to properly be recognized by the tribe..he was thrown into the mud (pigs like that) now he knew he was destined to be....
## ...a toothsome and delightful meal for the very very hungry Rushing Jaws. Not of course without GG - that would not do at all - but unless OBP found his way out into the forest of doughnuts just ahead, there would not be any more... ##

[Lily]

dreams of being the Great Chief Hogwash...he thought back to when he was a just a little piglet...when he was squealing in the hog pen...oh the good old days...listening to Uncle Bacon telling him....

[One Bad Pig]

"You gotta work, boy. You think doughnuts grow on trees? You see doughnuts on trees, you're dreaming." OBP wakes up, relieved yet curiously disappointed...

[Tickle Me Goody]

especially because he looks up and sees mounted on poles, not human heads, but hog hooves and there is pot of boiling water nearby. OBP realizes now that those "friendly indians" are actually hoof hunters so he quickly ....

[Donotbeafraid]

Turns round and rushes of in the other direction. He rushes into Lily, who has just returned from the florest with an armful of.......

[Lily]

wood...she tries to assure him she needs it to build a log cabin... he calms down until he saw a thin man in a long brown overcoat and white stockings hold a torch in his hand...Mr. Piggy called for his long lost friend GG...GG yelled out from the cave....

[Donotbeafraid]

"Do not be afraid of the man in the long brown coat. He's just come to collect the wood from Lily as where he lives it's going to be snowy tonight." Then gg came out and Mr Piggy calmed down. Lily, DNBA, Mr Piggy and gg all sat round and had a drink of....

[Lily]

hot cocoa...As they sat there discussing the meaning of life...something emerged from the woods...they all looked at each other and knew they would have to band together to survive this creature which was as tall as a......

[One Bad Pig]

dormouse. It was armored like a tank and had teeth like razors, and it was headed straight for GG. OBP tried to step on it, but only hurt his hoof. GG kept circling around, trying to hide behind OBP. DNBA said, "I have an idea..."

[Tickle Me Goody]

and he read GG the story of David and Golliath. GG then took heart and said "I have no apple nor any crowns or stars or bracelets or chess pieces on my bar but I can be like David --- except that I have no slingshot". so GG hid beheind OBP again.

[One Bad Pig]

Unfortunately, GG's maneuver doesn't fool the creature. It bites a chunk out of GG's leg, runs up Lily and sits on her shoulder purring contentedly...

[Tickle Me Goody]

"That does it" says GG. He takes a forked piece of wood, cuts off a few inches of :obp: 's tail, makes a slingshot, and blasts the purring creature into the next county and he then carries Lily off to the safety of his cave.

[One Bad Pig]

Unfortunately, GG's cave is also in the next county, and the creature meets him at the door. OBP is no longer there to hide behind, because he's a bit miffed at losing part of his tail. What will GG do?

[Tickle Me Goody]

Zing! with the slingshot again. Kills the beast, cooks him, shares a feast with Lily, and then goes into his cave to take well earned nap (which he learned from the Bible).

[Donotbeafraid]

Meanwhile, DNBA has been performing micro-surgery on OBP's tail and, the anaesthetic having worn off, he's feeling a lot better. So they both trot off to the cave just as gg is waking up. "Let's go and have a few Martinis" says DNBA. Lily replies....."

[Tickle Me Goody]

"lips that touch booze will never touch mine." so DNBA kisses her on the cheek and heads off to the bar with OBP ---- followed by a strange looking animal with 7 legs.....

[One Bad Pig]

It turns out that GG's work with the slingshot was rather less effective than he thought (armor-piercing slingshot rounds are hard to come by). It's looking for revenge, and figures that where OBP is, GG will soon show up and try to close a thread or two...

[Tickle Me Goody]

having been tipped off by :obp:, GG gathers up his supply of armor-percing high-explosive moderate-yield nuclear slingshot rounds and camps out at the entrance to the cave to protect Lily from the beast and from drunken bar-hopping pigs and DNBAs.

[One Bad Pig]

Unbeknownst to all in the story, the creature hides in OBP's backpack while he's busy indulging. OBP's tail has been re-attached, to boot. After a few hours of fun, OBP and DNBA return to GG's cave to sleep it off...

[Donotbeafraid]

OBP and DNBA are rudely awoken by the sound of a thermo-nuclear blast as gg tries yet again to send the rambo-like doormouse into the next state. They run to the entrance to the cave just in time to see...

[One Bad Pig]

GG looking like Wile E. Coyote after a misadventure with dynamite, while the creature runs around unharmed. It would rather not take any more bites out of GG, however, having a profound dislike of the taste of charcoal. It scampers off into the sunset as GG does a faceplant. Lily hurries out to play nursemaid...

[Lily]

but little do they know that all this time that it was not really Lily in the cave...it looked like Lily, but it was really an alien from a nearby planet in disguise, who had came to retrieve it's pet mouse it had accidentally let loose on the planet on a previous trip...Lily had vanished...and when the creature tore off it's fake human skin, GG fainted with fright... and when poor O.B.P. took off running he lost part of his tail again when DNBA grabbed it...the creature not finding his pet mouse decided to take GG as his new pet and off they headed for the planet of.....

[One Bad Pig]

We Made It! where the aliens had survived a crash landing centuries before. They were really bad pilots. OBP and DNBA quickly commandeered the TWSS yxboom and followed them in order to find Lily and rescue GG...

[Tickle Me Goody]

Meanwhile GG was trying to convert the aliens. It was not working too well because they did not speak English. Then GG realized that really liked talking food, so he shut up and awaited help......

[Donotbeafraid]

Fortunately it was not long in coming as OBP and DNBA, because of their superior navigation and flying skills, arrived shortly after the aliens. "What do you think we should do?" said DNBA. "I know", said OBP, "Lets entice the aliens to pal talk, then we can....

[Tickle Me Goody]

teach them the English language and maybe GG can try to convert them before they decide to eat him and Lily without proper cooking instructions.....

[Lily]

poor GG once again he was delusional... for Lily was not there...she had vanished....so he begin to wonder how would they cook him...perhaps theywould prefer pork..he could give them some ideas on that...but before he could ponder any more...DNBA & OBP ran their vessel up close to the aliens vessel and told him....

[One Bad Pig]

"This is your only chance. Hop on board."...

[Lily]

it was a big jump for GG ...and now he found himself straddling between the two vessels...his yellow cape was whipping majestically through the air...the wind tossing his ever graying curls...he felt like "SUPER MAN"... OBP put in the SUPER MAN soundtrack that he just happen to have on board...did GG dare take a flying leap...

[Rushing Jaws]

it was a big jump for GG ...and now he found himself straddling between the two vessels...his yellow cape was whipping majestically through the air...the wind tossing his ever graying curls...he felt like "SUPER MAN"... OBP put in the SUPER MAN soundtrack that he just happen to have on board...did GG dare take a flying leap...## ...or not ? The blazing sun streamed down - and silhouetted against the outline of the sun, splendid in the majesty of his dragonly might, came Rushing Jaws, black, vast, terrible as, filling all the sky with fear... ##

[Tickle Me Goody]

But GG was taking a nap. He remembered the Biblical account where Jesus was taking a nap duing the storm at sea. The disciples where admonishesed for "not having faith".

Shame on them!

So GG has always taken a nap duiring the storms of life.

Up to now it has worked out well ..and he is napping away (since he had been the Captain of the College Napping Team. ......

[Lily]

poor GG the reality of taking the jump...to really try out his super powers and..to battle this ghastly black thing was too much for him...he thought he was napping...but he had actually fainted...OBP couldn't let the soundtrack go to waste so he pushed GG out and....

[Tickle Me Goody]

GG slept on and on and on ----

Then he woke up and gave OBP a shot of morphine & that put pigs out :piggy: while cooking for several days.

Then goody, having forgotten was married, scooped Lily up and took her to Las Voogas to get married


---- until his wife found him and :mossrose:

Whoops!

[One Bad Pig]

Fortunately for GG, he was once again dreaming, being in no position to stick anybody with morphine. OBP and DNBA managed to wake him up long enough to get him in their craft, and off they went in search of Lily...

[Lily]

but first OBP had to make a quick dive with the vessels...for GG was rapidly falling to the ground...down..down..down..the vessel did go...until it swooped up GG who was now as yellow as his cape...but remember the creature that was searching for his mouse...he following behind them...ducking behind clouds...he would never give up until he found his pet...only GG knew where it was...he had....

[One Bad Pig]

swallowed it while sleeping. It was sleeping itself, having overindulged in an intoxicant. All this maneuvering was bound to wake it up sooner or later...

[Lily]

and that dive did it! Up come the pet mouse with the long teeth and boy was he mad...first thing he latched on to unfortunately was OBP tail..which in turn caused him to....

[One Bad Pig]

eject the creature from the vehicle with extreme prejudice. A hatch on the other vessel providentially opened, and the creature was reunited with its owner. Our intrepid heroes sped off in search of Lily while the alien and its pet got reacquainted...

[Lily]

now where was Lily....could she be hidden in a Lily garden? For now they would search the planets one by one...or just make a quick stop on earth and call out for Lily and see where she is...so they decided....

[Tickle Me Goody]

... to go to pal talk and ask around. They found out that .....

[NotQiteEinstein]

Homeland Security had been monitoring pal talk for the last six months and discoverd that...

[Lily]

LIly wasn't there and has not been there..may be there in the future...but for now we must deal with the present... she is hiding with the angels and when all is clear she will reappear....but the information that Homeland Security uncovered about GG was quite interesting...he was a spy from....

[NotQiteEinstein]

The Neverland Ranch who was willing to do anything to protect...

[Tickle Me Goody]

his favorite pig, :obp: , who is ...

[One Bad Pig]

doing his best to rescue Lily, who is not actually in heaven. She has been duped by the diabolical Dr. Lookright into thinking his thugs are really angels. Will Lily find the truth before it is too late?

[Tickle Me Goody]

...... drum roll........

[NotQiteEinstein]

probably not for Lily was as naive as she was beautiful, but after GG finished his audition for lead drummer with Jefferson Pilot he saw...

[Tickle Me Goody]

everybody returning from pal talk with their heads hung low because OBP ate all the desert and then ...

[Donotbeafraid]

OBP rushed in with DNBA. OBP was very full and they were both very excited. "We've just seen Lily" they chimed. "Where?" said gg. "In the.......

[One Bad Pig]

dessert line", said OBP. OBP handed over a bag containing the dessert he had "eaten". "Dr. Lookright was serving poisoned food, so I took it all away so no one would get hurt. We must convince Lily to come with us. How?"

[Lily]

they convinced her that she had been brainwashed all this time to think she was in heaven with the angels... she did however have a glass of buttermilk which was the antidote to the poison OBP had eaten...now all the friends were once again together to defend the world of all the evil in it...they decided they must punish Dr. Lookright...they decided to....

[NotQiteEinstein]

tell him the Good News because NQE remembered vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord.

[Tickle Me Goody]

So GG got bored and took a nap....

[Lily]

fortunately Dr. ? repented and the team started to leave to go fight other evils in the world...but first OBP' s tail needed to be repaired again. Dr. ? fixed OBP's tail into the cutest little curly. DNBA, NQE and Lily all agreed it looked quite cute...but GG was feeling a little snappy and said....

[Tickle Me Goody]

I need a nap .. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[learning]

But then Lily cried 'Dr.! Dr.! Wake up!' Look at what is happening now!'

[Lily]

but he wouldn't wake up....so they left GG napping and and thought they could handle it without him...the thing was black and slimy...and it said...

[learning]

'Yesssss, I think we likesss to eat little pink pigs! Yesssss'

[Lily]

but OBP was not about to have someone make a snack out his tail again and he shoved DNBA out in front to take out the black slimy thing...so out from under his thin brown coat came a can of black slimy repellent...he sprayed it on the thing and it....

[NotQiteEinstein]

went poof!

[Donotbeafraid]

And turned into a huge green serpent. "Oh dear", said DNBA, "wrong can." But before anyone had time to say or do anything else, the huge green serpent wriggled faster than you've ever seen a serpent wriggle before, towards the sleeping gg. "Oh no", cried Lily, "it's going to.......

[Tickle Me Goody]

be sorry that it woke gg up. gg does not like his nap distrubed so he beat the serpent up and tossed it into the next county where ...

[NotQiteEinstein]

NQE was at the local 7 11 buying snacks for the Yankees game that was soon to come on when he heard a familiar hiss coming from the sky. NQE focused on the beast and sprayed it with mind bullets (That's telekinesis) and sent the beast back to the abyss from whence it came. NQE then went to pick up his snacks and noticed that...

[One Bad Pig]

the snacks were mouldy, and the cashier was skeletally thin. What county was NQE in, anyway?

[Tickle Me Goody]

It was old presidents' territory where Bill Clinton was waiting for the 2008 elections while training monsters to eat conservatives and fat little pigs. Time to practice again, he told the newest beast...

[NotQiteEinstein]

the dreaded Hilldabeast the sKerry to be patient our time will come soon. Yessss hissed the monster while morphing back into the senator from New York. Meanwhile back at the ranch...

[Lily]

President Bush rode up on his horse and promised a better America...which everyone applauded ...except the hissing serpent who will remain nameless though we can all figure out who she may be....she said....

[Donotbeafraid]

"I'm off to paltalk." At that gg.....

[Tickle Me Goody]

took a nap and dreamed that....

[One Bad Pig]

he was napping. In the nap, he was dreaming that he was napping, until the possibility of infinite regression from which he could never escape scared him and woke him up.

[Tickle Me Goody]

But then he said "nahh" and went back to sleep and dream a better dream where lovely women wre admiring his good looks and brilliant mind and they asked him .....

[Lily]

Why he hadn't told his wife of these reoccurring dreams? Maybe she could help you stop dreaming so much. At that point GG's wife walked in and woke GG up..she told him she needed to have a little talk with her dream wandering husband...meanwhile the rest of the group went there merry way to see what adventures there were to be found...and sure enough they spotted a car broke down with 3 people in it...OBP said...

[One Bad Pig]

That car isn't really broken down. Those are terrorists trying to get us to stop so they can steal our car.

[Ryan Dallion]

After saying this, OPB turned to Sun Myung Moon and said...

[NotQiteEinstein]

"NQE"!!! NQE said "Turn your head Lily" again using his uncanny ability to control solid matter with his mind NQE turned the car and it's godless inhabitants into a ball of flesh and metal. Why didn't you tell them the Good News lily said? NQE said nothing and walked away. OBP said good riddance and...

[Tickle Me Goody]

Then GG woke up and his wife understood why the women fawned over him.
(He is just all that great)

After all, he was indeed the most desireable man on the earth at this time.

Goody asureed her that, although women (even Lily), fawned over him, that he was her Hero and faithfull to her at all times.

He then soared into the air to bring all evil to justice -- but ...

[Lily]

first he was brought back to earth to deal with his lies... he knew that Lily was not fawning over him because she was happily married. He admitted that he lied every now and then and so the powers that be (Lily in this thread) allowed him to continue on his quest of fighting evil... now that he had stopped that evil sin. So once again he soared into the air only to be stopped by a....

[Tickle Me Goody]

man who claimed to be lily's hubby but he had two heads -- which kept biting each other. GG doubted that it was really Lily's hubby because she is so sweet and she refused to fawn over him. At that GG decided to take a nap to rest up for an ensuing battle with ...

[NotQiteEinstein]

Narcissus, who also claimed that he was the most desirable man on earth. GG and Narcissus squared off when suddenly...

[Tickle Me Goody]

Narcissus saw his reflection in the water and GG pushed him in and then went back to his nap and dreamed about :obp: who had not been seen since ...

[Raptor]

...:obp: had trounced him in the last poster threads, a mere two days ago. Suddenly, GG ran into...

[Donotbeafraid]

DNBA, who had returned having been out for a meal with friends. "What's all this?" he cried. "I only left for 24 hours and this story has gone all to pot." At this, GG, OBP, Lily, Raptors and NQE all rushed up and agreed that the story needed to go in a new direction. Just as they were wallowing in a haze of self-congratulatory camerarderie, a new evil appeared for the intrepid sextet to deal with in the form of.......

[Lily]

a huge marshmellow that weighed ten zillion tons.... the problem was that GG was trying to take bites out it feet...then GG started turning into a chubby little marshmellow...however could they stop this hideous creature...DNBA the bravest of the bunch decided to.....

[Tickle Me Goody]

consult with friends at pal talk to see if obp could possibly eat what is left of the marshmellow monster and was told that ...

[Lily]

pigs will eat anything...so OBP finished the marshmellow monster....then the group headed back to find the time machine they had left so long ago...they reached the woods and found the hidden door that led to the time machine...they all discussed it and thought it might be nice to take a trip to the year.....

[Tickle Me Goody]

1918 and watch the Red Sox win their last World Series ....

[Lily]

so they all hopped in the time machine and went to 1918...the first place that GG wanted to go was to the....

[Tickle Me Goody]

ball game to watch the Sox win a game back when the "Boston" Red Sox were actually a local team from the Boston area. Then GG saw the evil demon swoop from the sky and put the curse on the Sox for them get players from all over the world and be known as the "RED SOX NATION"

The evil spirit could be seen swooping above the ball field and OBP said "Let the Sox beat the Yankees" and then ...

[Donotbeafraid]

they all jumped back into the time machine and went back in time to 1789. Unfortunately they landed in France, just at the start fo the French Revolution. A group of sans cullotes ran up to them and shouted "Off with their heads" before impounding the time machine for non-payment of customs duties. "Oh cried Lily, what are we to do?" "Don't worry said OBP, I'll.....

[Tickle Me Goody]

let GG take care of it and he went off to pal talk.
(Thats' the kind of pig that he is.)
but goody woke up, shook his head and said "this is silly"
and went back to sleep to dream about better times in TWebland when .......

[Lily]

the story lines kept focused...so they got the time machine back (there was a mix up) hopped in and went to the 1950's...they all decided to hang out in a soda shop...they were surprised when Elvis walked in the door and said....

[Donotbeafraid]

I've just got out of a time machine and I'm all shook up. I went to the the late 1990s and took a job in Macdonalds but everyone kept giving me funny looks so I came back here.

[Lily]

Elvis was quite taken with Lily...but she informed him she was happily married...but she could be a back up singer for him ...which the rest of the crew...GG, OBP, DNBA, and NQI chimed they could all sing too...so they were the official backup singers for Elvis they called themselves....

[One Bad Pig]

"Twebbers for Elvis". But OBP didn't really like Elvis, so he didn't talk to him much.

[Tickle Me Goody]

And GG had to go to Florida for a week, so he didn't talk to him either

[Donotbeafraid]

And DNBA was too young to remeber much about him so he didn't talk to him either. So they all decided that theywould quit this job and go back to saving the world, which was far more satisfying. Good job they did too because at that moment....

[Lily]

Elvis drank too much soda and had to leave...so off they went to fight the battle of the evil ones...they came to a dark forest and everyone was frightened and jumped back when they saw....

[NotQiteEinstein]

NQE,Lily,GG,DNBA,and OBP's evil twins who all had powers equal to our heroes. Suddenly from behind the shadows stepped...

[One Bad Pig]

The Controller, who had a remote control he used to direct the evil twins. Veteran couch potato that he was, DNBA grabbed the remote while the Controller was busy using it. He hit the "power off" button, and all the evil twins collapsed...

[NotQiteEinstein]

GG looked at the Lilybot just lying there, looking so...real. He began to walk towards it when...

[Donotbeafraid]

DNBA, who only appeared to be a couch potato but was in reality constantly on the go and rarely got five minutes to himself and had, in fact, just returned from an exhausting two day trip travelling to the North of the country cried, "No, don't touch it!
" "Why?" laughed GG. "They can't do us any harm now"
DNBA, almost hysterical now, shrieked "....

[Lily]

"Don't touch it...if you do...you will turn into a green alien monkey that only eats grass." So GG heeded his advise...and at that moment the Lilybot and the rest of the evil twins...slinked away as earthworms threatening to return when the group least expected. Suddenly a man appeared riding on a beautiful white stallion he had been sent from the Kingdom of....

[NotQiteEinstein]

Cliche. Where everyone magically ended setences in cliches. The man who rode up said "Greetings strangers,better late than never" NQE said how do we leave here honesty is the best policy. The man then said Patience is a virtue beggars cannot be choosers, now follow me he who hesitates is lost.

[One Bad Pig]

"Let's not", said OBP. "That would get really annoying. Buh-bye."

[Lily]

The man of cliche rode on far into the sunset...then somewhere in the distance thunder roared...no...it was only GG getting hungry....so they started to look for a place to go eat...when they spotted....

[willing heart]

The man of cliche rode on far into the sunset...then somewhere in the distance thunder roared...no...it was only GG getting hungry....so they started to look for a place to go eat...when they spotted.... arabbit in a carrot and broccoli patch.........

[Lily]

the bunny turned around and looked at the group approaching...he then hopped toward the spinach patch...he took a mouthful in and swallowed and spun in a circle so fast that he was a blur...when he stopped spinning...they now saw the new bunny it looked like....

[truthman]

a grossly deformed version of Popeye due to the levels of spinach intake.

It was at this point that...

[Lily]

his hair begin to turn green...and ripping muscles formed so that he now took on the mutated look of Popeye and The Incredible Hunk...well then :obp: thought that he should try a bite of that spinach too...but he knew he would have to distract the mutated bunny...so he threw.....