You might be addicted to TWeb when...

[Sheepdog]

Rules
1. Think Jeff Foxworthy
2. Be funny

You might be addicted to TWeb when...

[Sheepdog]

...you start greeting your family by their screennames.

[Sheepdog]

You might be addicted to TWeb when you buy a TWeb t-shirt from the TWeb "store." then, you wear it every day and don't ever wash it.

[NSMinistries]

You might be addicted to TWeb when fall for ever joke thread...

:thumb:

[yxboom]

While talking on the phone with someone you send them a PM.

[Sher]

(or while IM'g someone, you send them a PM)

[Jin-Roh]

...When signing on tweb, you say "I'm going to chruch."
...You forget that mononoke is not real.

[Sheepdog]

...you realize, "oops, i have been on TWeb for 10 hours straight now"

[luv1another]

you post while vacuming the house

[bar Jonah]

if you find yourself typing the code for a TW smiley.... in PalTalk. For the third time today. B-)

[NSMinistries]

When you wonder where the smilies bar is while typing an email at work:help:

[JardinPrayer]

...your husband fell asleep on the couch hours ago and you're completely oblivious!

[JardinPrayer]

...you actually dream yourself sitting and typing your rebuttal to that T-Webber you've been arguing with all week!

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 04:48 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=126896#post126896)
JardinPrayer:

...you actually dream yourself sitting and typing your rebuttal to that T-Webber you've been arguing with all week!

Thats not funny...:help: I've been there:frown:

[Sheepdog]

:lol:

[luv1another]

when you start trying to use quick reply on another board ... which has never had it :shrug:

[Xmansmommy]

When you go to type in a URL and you catch your fingers automatically typing .... www.theologyweb.com

It's happened to me more times than I can count. :ahem:

[JardinPrayer]

When you consistently use your microwave's "quick defrost" feature because you haven't given a thought to dinner all day!

[prgmrdave]

When you consistently use your microwave's "quick defrost"

And here I thought it was just because I can't cook... :lol:

[$cirisme]

When you go to type in a URL and you catch your fingers automatically typing .... www.theologyweb.com

It's happened to me more times than I can count.

You're NOT addicted unless you have it as your start page. :poke:

[$cirisme]

...the very first thing you do when you wake up is login and shout "Good morning!" in the shoutbox.

[$cirisme]

When you talk with friends on the phone and keep looking for the smiley codes by pressing random numbers on the keypad..

[yxboom]

Thats bad!

[Sher]

Yesterday @ 05:48 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=126896#post126896)
JardinPrayer:

...you actually dream yourself sitting and typing your rebuttal to that T-Webber you've been arguing with all week!

:uhoh:

[$cirisme]

When you constantly beg to immortalized with your own smiley.

:bv:

[JardinPrayer]

>whew!< Then I'm still safe! I've only asked to sit next to someone else's smiley!

:yipee:

[$cirisme]

When you have a forum that bears your name.

[Sheepdog]

Today @ 04:58 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=128081#post128081)
cirisme:

When you have a forum that bears your name.

lol...egad! :teeth:

when you are posting in the game room when you should be working on a rebuttal to a debate in the Wrestling Ring (btw, why'd the Boxing Ring get axed? that confused me for at least a half hour)

[$cirisme]

When you hear a joke and start throwing pieces of popcorn at the person, only because real pearls are too expensive.

[JardinPrayer]

When you've already shut your PC down because you're about to be late for church...and then fire it up again because you think you can squeeze in 5 more minutes (doing that right now!).

[Rubens]

When you suddenly remember with horror that your boss is going to be on your computer tommorrow while you're not there and if he checks the internet history he'll realise two things- you've been wasting time at work, and worse...you're a Jesus Freak!!

I have to go now, I have to...um...go to the office and do something...

[markporter]

06-19-2003 @ 11:42 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=128138#post128138)
JardinPrayer:

When you've already shut your PC down because you're about to be late for church...and then fire it up again because you think you can squeeze in 5 more minutes (doing that right now!).

Worse.....go to bed for an hour, and can't get to sleep because you must check that thread.....and so get up and do it....

[Dee Dee Warren]

06-19-2003 @ 01:10 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=127816#post127816)
cirisme:



You're NOT addicted unless you have it as your start page. :poke:

Check.





06-19-2003 @ 01:12 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=127820#post127820)
cirisme:

...the very first thing you do when you wake up is login and shout &quot;Good morning!&quot; in the shoutbox.


Oh my goodnes, that's me. I stagger out to the living room at 4am and don't DO anything until I log on to TWeb.


06-19-2003 @ 04:58 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=128081#post128081)
cirisme:

When you have a forum that bears your name.


Well I hve a thread that is just about my name, does that count?


06-19-2003 @ 05:39 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=128101#post128101)
Sheepdog:



lol...egad! :teeth:

when you are posting in the game room when you should be working on a rebuttal to a debate in the Wrestling Ring (btw, why'd the Boxing Ring get axed? that confused me for at least a half hour)


You? I leave for lunch break and come back and Boom has the whole forum switched around and I throw a fit.


06-19-2003 @ 06:42 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=128138#post128138)
JardinPrayer:

When you've already shut your PC down because you're about to be late for church...and then fire it up again because you think you can squeeze in 5 more minutes (doing that right now!).

:rofl: LOLOLOLOLOL.... i am doing that right now before work. I am late EVERY day, and what is the first thing I do at work? Sign on to TWeb.



Today @ 07:52 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=131344#post131344)
Rubens:

When you suddenly remember with horror that your boss is going to be on your computer tommorrow while you're not there and if he checks the internet history he'll realise two things- you've been wasting time at work, and worse...you're a Jesus Freak!!

I have to go now, I have to...um...go to the office and do something...

Or you are worried that while you are in the copy room the AIM boxes will pop up.



Today @ 07:57 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=131346#post131346)
markporter:



Worse.....go to bed for an hour, and can't get to sleep because you must check that thread.....and so get up and do it....


I have SOOO been there. I feel your pain.

[Belteshazzar]

Your father and uncle bind you in ropes and drag you away from the computer, just like this fellow in China. (Wonder who he is?)



China Internet addict bound with rope after 3 days in Cyber Cafe
Tues Jun 24 2003 00:37:29 ET

Hong Kong (dpa) - A 16-year-old boy addicted to the Internet was bound
up with rope and carried home by his father and uncle after spending
three solid days in a Cyber Cafe in China, a news report said Tuesday.

The teenager from Guangdong stole 100 yuan (12 U.S. dollars) from his
parents to fund his addiction and refused to leave the Jinghong Internet
Cafe in Shandong when his parents ordered him to, according to the Hong
Kong edition of the China Daily.

Eventually, the father returned to the Cyber Cafe on Sunday and bound
his son's legs with rope before carrying him into a waiting taxi with
the help of the boy's uncle, the newspaper reported.

Internet cafes have boomed in popularity across China in recent years,
even though Communist authorities still put up firewalls to restrict
access to some websites.

[Dee Dee Warren]

So that's what happened to Solly? And we were all fooled into thinking he was a British pastor. Sabbatical ha!

[luv1another]

when you phone someone up call them by their TWeb name and use your own Tweb name to identify yourself

[Bob Jenkins]

when you buy a small ice box for drinks and a cabinet for snacks next to the computer

when you can't sleep cause you're forming replies to posts

when you get out of bed and post the reply

[Xmansmommy]

When you search through the 20 pages of a forum to find a topic that you might have missed b/c you've read through all the current threads and have already responded to all of them. :poke:

[DunnySaze]

... when the ghost image of the Home page gets burned into your monitor.

[luv1another]

when you stay up till 1.30am trying to get people to spam with you so you can get a custom pet :doh:

[Ethos]

:bomb:

[Ethos]

:stars:

[Ethos]

:lol:

[luv1another]

you wake up to find your stil at your computer and Tweb is open

[studyhound]

You wake up in the moring and have to post even before you get your coffee :jade:

[$cirisme]

Bob Jenkins:

when you can't sleep cause you're forming replies to posts

when you get out of bed and post the reply

Definately happens to me! :hrm:
DunnySaze:

... when the ghost image of the Home page gets burned into your monitor.

/me checks monitor, yep! :egad:



Triphicus:
When you start to say "lol" in real life
:bomb:

Oh man.... I do that all the time. I have to catch myself or everyone looks at me funny.... well funnier than normal.

:brood:

[DunnySaze]

... you push the "Reload/Refresh" immediately after posting a message to see if anyone has responded yet.

[luv1another]

when you turn up to church in your slippers because you had to make one last post

[Bob Jenkins]

when you give up the prize that comes from spam points

[luv1another]

when you got to pick your kids up from school and your 10 minutes late because you were at Tweb and forgot the time

[Bob Jenkins]

when the only heat in the house is from your monitor.

[luv1another]

when you start loosing weight because you can't bare to leave your chair to get food

[John Reece]

When you can't leave it alone.

[luv1another]

when the only thing on your mind is getting a custom pet

[John Reece]

When you spend all your time on it.

[luv1another]

when you forget your cooking while your posting and burn dinner

[John Reece]

You are on it night and day.

[$cirisme]

When you're compulsively posting to the "You might be addicted to Tweb when...." thread.

:hamster:

[John Reece]

What C said :smile: .

[luv1another]

:yipee: :yipee: :rofl: I guess Im addicted then Cir:tongue:

when you buy Tweb tshirts and use them as wall paper

[$cirisme]

When you toss and turn all night because you're worried that the anniversary code you put up will crash the site.

(that was definately me last night :wink:)

[luv1another]

well Cir see you didnt need to worry it worked just fine :smile: you could of just asked me if it was working since being in aussie it was working here before you went to bed :teeth:


when you have more than one window open one with Tweb so you dont miss out on anything

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 09:32 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=158800#post158800)
cirisme:

When you toss and turn all night because you're worried that the anniversary code you put up will crash the site.

(that was definately me last night :wink:)

it works...

When I suggested this months back I never though you guys would do it.

Yepppiiieeee

:cheers:

[luv1another]

when you dont have any clean clothes to wear because you have been at tweb for a week

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 09:44 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=158821#post158821)
luv1another:

when you dont have any clean clothes to wear because you have been at tweb for a week

:bonk: that could get a little smelly

[John Reece]

When you play word games on TWeb.

[luv1another]

when your house looks like a tornado has been through it.... because youve only had time for Tweb

and yes NSM I guess it would get smelly mine hasnt gotten that bad yet :teeth: close though they are all in the clean clothes basket and havnt been put away ...LOL

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 10:51 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=158976#post158976)
luv1another:

when your house looks like a tornado has been through it.... because youve only had time for Tweb

and yes NSM I guess it would get smelly mine hasnt gotten that bad yet :teeth: close though they are all in the clean clothes basket and havnt been put away ...LOL

Frebreze works great...

:cheers:

[Bob Jenkins]

when you simultaniously think of keyboard shortcuts and the next word in the game room

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 11:10 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=159042#post159042)
Bob Jenkins:

when you simultaniously think of keyboard shortcuts and the next word in the game room

:rofl:

[studyhound]

Today @ 08:51 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=158976#post158976)
luv1another:

when your house looks like a tornado has been through it.... because youve only had time for Tweb

and yes NSM I guess it would get smelly mine hasnt gotten that bad yet :teeth: close though they are all in the clean clothes basket and havnt been put away ...LOL

Does my office count?:help:

[Dee Dee Warren]

You constantly talk about TWeb to someone who probably does not care but is being polite for about 20 hours.

[Bill the Cat]

Today @ 04:41 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=159410#post159410)
Dee Dee Warren:

You constantly talk about TWeb to someone who probably does not care but is being polite for about 20 hours.

Ya mean like my wife??

[Dee Dee Warren]

:rofl:

My cell phone to my husband about 10 hours into my road trip:

MR WARREN: You aren't not bugging her [my trip companion] to death about the website are you? And don't bore her to death about Matthew 24 either.

[Xmansmommy]

Today @ 04:41 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=159410#post159410)
Dee Dee Warren:

You constantly talk about TWeb to someone who probably does not care but is being polite for about 20 hours.

Shame! That depicts my children. :whack: They know what avatars and smileys are whose and everything. *sigh*

[yxboom]

Dee Dee Warren:

:rofl:

My cell phone to my husband about 10 hours into my road trip:

MR WARREN: You aren't not bugging her [my trip companion] to death about the website are you? And don't bore her to death about Matthew 24 either.

To aren't not....is that him encouraging you to do it :huh:

[Bob Jenkins]

when peta serves notice on your computer mouse

[Bob Jenkins]

when snack food crumbs clog your keyboard after signing on

[Bob Jenkins]

when the doctor writes a script for mittens to be worn when you log on

[Bob Jenkins]

when the Red Cross stores your blood type in your refrigerator.

[Bob Jenkins]

when you buy a generator to keep the access open in thunder storms

[Bob Jenkins]

when your newborn's first words are "Preterist"

[Bob Jenkins]

when you marry in a computer room and the bridal party from Tweb is all on separate monitors

[Bob Jenkins]

when your honeymoon is in a hottub with waterproff laptops

[Bob Jenkins]

when you need a second refrigerator to hold the leftovers from meals you missed

[Bob Jenkins]

when you afix a wireless laptop to your riding mower

[Bob Jenkins]

when you pospone a surgery to see how a thread turns out

[Bob Jenkins]

when you keep posting to an empty game room

[Sher]

Yesterday @ 08:32 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=158722#post158722)
luv1another:

when you forget your cooking while your posting and burn dinner

Guilty :hi:

[Bob Jenkins]

when you tint your hair, start posting, and the hair turns orange.

[luv1another]

when there are cobwebs on your hair

[Bob Jenkins]

when your emergency contact is this web site

[Jaltus]

when you read 6 pages of a spam thread so you feel justified in posting to it.

[Bob Jenkins]

when your pantry is chock-a-block with tins of spam

[Em7add11]

Jaltus:

when you read 6 pages of a spam thread so you feel justified in posting to it.

Something you want to confess? :wink:

[Bob Jenkins]

when you get paranoid that your wife will find out about Dee Dee

[studyhound]

:teeth: :pray: :kiss:

[darcutm]

WHen in day to day conversation you consider Dee Dee and mononoke your personal friends (or people you "see" more than, say, your wife.)

[darcutm]

when it's 257AM and you posted something on the internet that says Dee Dee

[Solly]

When a young man greets you whom you don't know, and he says, "It's me Dad, remember?"

[Solly]

When all your fingers remain a keypad's distance apart, no matter how much you try to close them

[Solly]

When you actually think the banana is funny :yipee:

[themuzicman]

When it says "administrator" or "moderator" next to your avatar.

[darcutm]

when after not seeing your fiancee for a week and being only two weeks from the wedding, you go to her place and get on her computer and start posting...... :no:

[Bill the Cat]

When you get JP's humor

[LeiLani]

When you actually start doing the things on the list just so you can say you're addicted.

[Dee Dee Warren]

Oh man, this is so funny!!!!!


I love you guys!!! :joy:

[Bob Jenkins]

when your pants come back from the cleaners with a second horizontal crease at the knees

[Dee Dee Warren]

LeiLani, no one will beleive you until you get an avatar.

[luv1another]

when you are using YXBoom's face for your avatar this week

[darcutm]

when someone remarks on a subject like the weather and you immediately ask, "are you a calvanist? are a futurist? What do you think of Biblical innerancy?"

[darcutm]

When you introduce yourself to someone by your screenname

[luv1another]

when your shoes don't seem to wear out because you don't go far from your computer.

[Bob Jenkins]

When you install a T3 line for faster access

[Bob Jenkins]

when, after winning a lottery, you build a shadow site

[luv1another]

when you sit in chat for hours waiting for someone to notice

[darcutm]

when you spend the few squinty-eyed moments out in the sunlight recruiting people to sign up and get involved

[luv1another]

when you continue posting in a game that involves 3 letters DDW just for some fun

[darcutm]

When the time you aren't on tweb, you disuss tweb with your friends in person...(constantly happening to me lately.)

[studyhound]

When Your name is an entire post, (see me here, Thanks Luv1another) :yipee: http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=163321#post163321

[darcutm]

When your number of posts exceed the number of dollars in your bank account

[Dee Dee Warren]

When you can't get offline before checking the main page and the emails, and then again, just in case someone responded.

[Dee Dee Warren]

You get up at 4am, blow off the gym, work on the site until 8am, scramble to get to work to sign on, check the active threads every five minutes, and emails, come home, stay on the site until 11pm.....

Oh wait a minute :hrm:....

[darcutm]

When you go to your computer with a clean shave and new hair cut and leave with a long beard and bald head. (kind of like a Tweb version of Rumplestiltskin (sp?))

[darcutm]

When large noises outside (i.e. aircraft falling from the sky, neighbor's garage exploding.) suddenly make you conscious of the outside world. :shy:

[Xmansmommy]

/ot :rofl:

[darcutm]

when you have become "one flesh" with your desk chair

[darcutm]

when taking a psychological inkblot test they hold up the card and you say, "Dee Dee Warren's Avatar on a hot summer day" :hrm:

[Dee Dee Warren]

When (totally true story) - a big world event happens, and Pilgrim knows you so well that he PMs you and says, "Turn on your TV Dee Dee."

[NSMinistries]

Today @ 01:18 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=165530#post165530)
darcutm:

when taking a psychological inkblot test they hold up the card and you say, &quot;Dee Dee Warren's Avatar on a hot summer day&quot; :hrm:

:help: I'm getting :ill: from :lmbo:

[darcutm]

Yesterday @ 01:41 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=165538#post165538)
NSMinistries:



:help: I'm getting :ill: from :lmbo:

When words only fall short and all emotions comments ideas dreams interpretations and simple brain waves are best expressed through the use of smilies :nc:

[Ignatius J. Reilly]

when you have nightmares involving the dancing bannanna creature.

:yipee:

[Dee Dee Warren]

You too? :evil:

[luv1another]

when you turn off the computer and feel like you just switched off your life support machine

[darcutm]

When you dn't switch off your computer, because you're afraid that it has become your life support system.

[Bob Jenkins]

when you plead with your company for a T3 line and more idle time

[Dee Dee Warren]

when your computer send you roses

[Bob Jenkins]

when you can smell roses sent by computer

[Solly]

You try to get your posts listed as all there is on the get new page

[LeiLani]

When you start introducing yourself in real life as your screen name...

[LeiLani]

When you find yourself spamming in your sleep...

[Solly]

You are still trying to figure out what Yxboom means.

[Solly]

or what DD looks like

[Solly]

or who Arminian is

[Solly]

or how old Cirisme is

[Solly]

or how many pairs of shoes Cirisme has

[LeiLani]

When you're sure the name Yxboom must signify the antichrist...

Totally not sure where that came from, but hey, it works!

[Solly]

When the upcoming matrixing of Lei seems rather quite funny, in context

[Bob Jenkins]

When you travel 30 miles to a library to post a hello

[Solly]

When, having survived a hurricane, your first thought, your very first thought, is to get the computer back up.

[Bob Jenkins]

When you hook up a treadmill to power the 'puter during a blackout

[Bob Jenkins]

(actually it was to get the spoiled food to the dump)

[Solly]

:eww:

[LeiLani]

Solly:

When the upcoming matrixing of Lei seems rather quite funny, in context

:rofl: Oh wait... I meant :eek: :bow: :yx:

[LeiLani]

When just seeing your name and 'matrix' in the same post makes you want to beg for mercy. :bawl:

Nooo! Not that! Anything but the Matrix! Don't the Anna K. pics count for anything?

[Dee Dee Warren]

Today @ 08:32 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=220474#post220474)
Bob Jenkins:

When you travel 30 miles to a library to post a hello


hahaha!!! I went through a rough neighborhood at night, got lost, and called Boom and Grace all scared and stuff to get to post on TWeb

[Solly]

Now that's serious addiction

[LeiLani]

:shocked: And I thought I was obsessed...

:egad: :shy:

[Solly]

You might be obessed when you call reality "The Big Room"

[Bob Jenkins]

when you buy a laptop for the bedroom

[LeiLani]

When you do half of these things and still deny you're obsessed.

[Bob Jenkins]

when you clean up your vocabulary

[Solly]

When you spend the weekend planning your spamming tactics to move up the top ten

[Bob Jenkins]

when you work to get 10,000 points combined - as I just did with this post - 9338/662

[Solly]

nonono

[Bob Jenkins]

when you post to your wife from another room

[Solly]

...and you are only asking for a cup of coffee!! :lmbo:

[Bob Jenkins]

:rofl:

[Solly]

Hi Bob. Jaltus and I just made a break from the pack to reach 5000, but he fell at the bend. So it's just me cruising in now.

[Dee Dee Warren]

Well I want the big 10K

[Dee Dee Warren]

When you bug your co-owner for a special TWeb notebook to keep at hand for all the site ideas that pop in and out of your head

[Solly]

TWeb note book. Great idea. Write that down.

[Bob Jenkins]

Go both of ya!!!!!

or should that be begone

[Solly]

Verily, begone beeth the approbiumic substantive, quoth I

[Bob Jenkins]

*questionable literary value follows

when your beard grows into your pullover and cleans the keyboard ('cause you post)

[Solly]

When you are happy to store food in your beard as well.

[NSMinistries]

when you start soliciting money for a site thats not yours just so you can know you'll have a place to spam you might be addicted...:nsm:

[Bob Jenkins]

When you give up chocolate to answer TWebs call for support

[Solly]

when :argh: you :argh: can't :argh: stop :argh: spamming :spam: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee:

[luv1another]

when you go to another site and type the code for smile instead of :)

[Bob Jenkins]

... when you invite others to join the fun.

[markporter]

10-26-2003 @ 06:47 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=257007#post257007)
luv1another:

when you go to another site and type the code for smile instead of :)

:sigh: I do that both ways around, I try using the code on MSN and then the :) here.

[Dee Dee Warren]

When you panic when Dee Dee revives this thread. (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?action=showthread&postid=118495#post118495)

[Bob Jenkins]

... when you love Dee Dee anyway

[markporter]

Today @ 09:38 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=272864#post272864)
Bob Jenkins:

... when you love Dee Dee anyway

awww, Bob, how sweet.....

[Dr T]

your still spamming when the boss is looking over your shoulder

[markporter]

Today @ 11:08 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=272909#post272909)
Dr T:

your still spamming when the boss is looking over your shoulder

or when there's 15 minutes until your tute and you still haven't quite finished the essay....

[Dee Dee Warren]

Today @ 06:08 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=272909#post272909)
Dr T:

your still spamming when the boss is looking over your shoulder

Or your boss is talking with you and three AIM boxes pop up

THE SITE IS DOWN!!!!!

[Bob Jenkins]

...when posts are compossed in dreams

[Dr T]

when you no longer sleep just so you can be the last poster

[Solly]

When you come into work on saturdays just to see what's happening on TWeb.

[Dr T]

Today @ 11:55 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=272937#post272937)
Solly:

When you come into work on saturdays just to see what's happening on TWeb.

wow, that is sad!

[markporter]

When your sole aim in life is to get enough spam points for a pet

[Solly]

You find yourself reading old blogs, just for something to do.

[Dr T]

when you get anoyed with the boss cos he wants you to do some work

[Solly]

When you wonder why you have to work at all.

[luv1another]

it is all you think about and you even dream of posting :noid:

[Dr T]

When the first thing you do is check how far the posting lists you dropped over the weekend.

[luv1another]

when your life revolves around it

[themuzicman]

You try to think of ways to draw enough income from posting on Tweb to support yourself.

[luv1another]

when you believe that all other forums should have the same smilies with the same codes because you keep using them everywhere else too :teeth:

[themuzicman]

When you actually spend energy and time on what your signature should be.

[luv1another]

when you look at the clock and think its stopped because you just speny 12 hours staright posting spam on Tweb

[c968]

You put a warm soda in the freezer to get cold while you post a reply and two hours later you get this horrifying thought.

[c968]

Jay Leno reads the marriage announcements and you check to see who's wearing the bow on their head in the photo.

[c968]

You preach a message in church and when you get home you check to see who replied to it.

[RumTumTugger]

:lmbo: c968 those last few are good.

[c968]

:lmbo: c968 those last few are good.
Thx Rum! This thread is hysterical, but it's almost just as scary when you see yourself in some of the posts! woah. Maybe we need a Tweb 12 step:

1. We admitted that we were powerless over our postings and compulsive spamming and that our lives had become unmanageable.

2.....?

[RumTumTugger]

:haha:I can see the meetings now "Hello my name is ____ and I'm a Spamaholic on Tweb." :teeth:

[c968]

:haha:I can see the meetings now "Hello my name is ____ and I'm a Spamaholic on Tweb." :teeth:

:lmbo:
:rofl:

[luv1another]

when you need a twebaholic coucellor

[Search'n Urchin]

You'be been on so long that Servant Wayne begins to sound credible. :hehe:

[Findo]

When your sole aim in life is to get enough spam points for a pet

hey.. I was really excited about that! :shrug:

then I found out I needed 3000 points for a cutom! :d'oh:

[luv1another]

when you spend more time spamming than talking to people

[themuzicman]

When you start picking your top ten favourite (sic) posters.

[Beef_Cream]

You call it out in your sleep

[Beef_Cream]

You accidentally call your girlfriend the name of the recent twebber you were debating

[Beef_Cream]

You get T W tatooed on your buttocks

[Beef_Cream]

you post too much in one go on this thread...

[RumTumTugger]

hey.. I was really excited about that! :shrug:

then I found out I needed 3000 points for a cutom! :d'oh:

only 2440 more to go at 3 points per post. that's only 813.33 posts you can do it just go to the word association games an play them.

[luv1another]

when you chat and spam at the same time

[Findo]

when you have it running in 2 browser windows to not have to waste posting time while pages load..

[luv1another]

when you have 2 spam windows open and a third for the shoutbox

[luv1another]

when you volunteer to be a moderator :hehe:

[luv1another]

when you spend $13.50 at an internet cafe just so you can visit Tweb when your computer crashes

[luv1another]

when your posting people goodnight notes knowing they will see them before you really leave :teeth:

[Sparko]

...When you think it might be funny to start a "You might be a TWEB Junkie when..." thread and find out that one already exists for over a year with over 226 posts from other junkies.

I need a life. :jester:

[luv1another]

when you post :smilies: in your xanga blogs and expect them to work :hehe: