C'thulhu Mythos Humor Thread

[bar Jonah]

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A C'THULHIAN REDNECK

10) if you buried Ol' Yeller... three times!
9.) if you read the Necronomicon, looking for recipes to clip and save.
8.) if you have more tentacles than teeth.
7.) if you can find backward lyrics on a Garth Brooks album.
6.) if your name has more syllables than letters.
5.) if you just shrug when you are shown the Yellow Sign, because you "cain't read good."
4.) if your family tree has no branches... and no leaves! (And no birds, and no squirrels...)
3.) if you think Oasarku is a mountain range in Tennessee!
2.) if you don't chew tobacco because when you spit, your tentacles go THPTPTPTPTPTPT!
1.) if you have more children than Shub Niggurath, simply for the welfare money!



[More to come! Be sure of it!

AAAARRGHGHGRHGRHGRHGRHGHRGHRRR!!!!

[Piebald]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[bar Jonah]

IA IA!


You liked that, didja? Actually, I came up with that list by myself several years ago. :ri:

Feel free to add to your own! I have more C'thulhu humor on the way... :bow: :troll:

[Em7add11]

6.) if your name has more syllables than letters.

That one makes my head hurt. :hrm:

[bar Jonah]

COMING SOON TO SATURDAY MORNINGS ON THE CARTOON NETWORK!


C'THULHU KIDS!

Laugh along with the younger elder gods! Flirtatious Shubby... nerdy Yuggy... big dumb Azathoth... oh-so-cool Yogs... gnarly Nyarlathotep ... and Lil C'thulhu! Watch their shenanigans as they accidentally lose the Yellow Sign in Central Park, and the chaos that ensues -- literally! Witness their hilarious attempts to dress up for Halloween. And who wants to miss their misadventures with their grumpy neightbor, the King in Yellow?

Coming this Fall on the Cartoon Network!

http://bysshe.homestead.com/files/Cthulhu_Kids.gif

[graceinme]

:poke:

[Em7add11]

There should be a surfer movie about Vishnu too.

[Piebald]

There should be a Cthulhu smiley

[bar Jonah]

Q: What's the difference between a Chthulian priest and a lawyer?
A: There are some things even a Chthulian priest won't do.

Q: What's the difference between Milwaukee and R'lyeh?
A: Milwaukee is REALLY one dead town.

Q: What's the difference between Milwaukee and Oasarku?
A: NO ONE escapes Milwaukee.

Q: How many Chthulian priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Em7add11]

:rofl:

Are you making all these up?

[bar Jonah]

Today @ 05:23 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=127018#post127018)
Hamster:

There should be a Cthulhu smiley
You mean like this one, which I just made, myself?

:bow: http://bysshe.homestead.com/files/Smiley_Cthulhu.gif

[bar Jonah]

Today @ 05:34 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=127025#post127025)
Em7add11:

:rofl:

Are you making all these up?
Yup. http://bysshe.homestead.com/files/Smiley_Cthulhu.gif

[Piebald]

LOL!!

[Piebald]

Insane Yet?

[Piebald]

Err..

[bar Jonah]

Not at all. But I'm beginning to think that Sqwrky, my invisible pet squid, is... He now refuses to play Chinese Checkers with me, and keeps talking about some imaginary friend of his. :hrm:

[bar Jonah]

What is everyone's favorite C'thulhu-mythos movie?

Without a doubt, mine is "In the Mouth of Madness," with Sam Neil! Pure genius!

Second place would be "Event Horizon" ... with ... hmmm.... Sam Neil!

This guy played the Anti-Christ... he keeps showing up in Lovecraftian movies! Man, this guy is more suspicious than Jeffrey Combs! :ponder:

[Yog^sothoth]

It's time for this thread to make a comeback.

Pokethullhu, done by a fellow RPG'er from my old BESM group here in Austin, S. John Ross!

http://www.gamespy.com/comics/kovalic/pokethulhu/

It's available free somewhere....where where....

ahh yes,

http://www222.pair.com/sjohn/downloads.htm

[djnoz]

Wow, I wish I had that much free time on my hands :lol:

[Dee Dee Warren]

Now that you own a board, kiss your free time bye bye.

[Yog^sothoth]

oh man, djnoz has the best avatar ever!

[Ric]

:eek:

[Dee Dee Warren]

I named my guitar C'thulhu a long long time ago, does that count?

[Yog^sothoth]

I don't think you could ever be cool dee dee.....:poke:

insult to injury!

WOOO!:whip:

[bar Jonah]

Yesterday @ 04:36 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=131815#post131815)
Dee Dee Warren:

I named my guitar C'thulhu a long long time ago, does that count?
There are few things cooler than chicks who dig the Cthulhu mythos. Three thumbs up! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

[luv1another]

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