Would you survive the typical slasher film?

[Epoetker]

http://film.guardian.co.uk/quiz/questions/0,5952,366196,00.html


You scored 7
Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Film Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

Dang straight.

[Em7add11]

You scored 10
Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Film Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

[Xmansmommy]

/ot I haven't yet taken the poll, but for those of you who pride yourself in your thick skin regarding these type of movies, I guarantee that you'd have a difficult time watching "House of a Thousand Corpses." Not that I'm recommending it or anything, b/c I'm not. :bonk:

[Sher]

Score: 9

[Epoetker]

Sad thing is there's only three possible outcomes. Slackers.

[Em7add11]

So that "sole" survivor option is kind of misleading. About 33% of the population would survive.

[Epoetker]

But then again, %33 of the originals is around the survivor ballpark for most typical slasher films.

[Jin-Roh]

Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Film Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

I knew that being the book-worm, a virgin, and scoffing at the sequal would bring up points. I also opted for the vigalantie group though.

[Em7add11]

Looks like the people on TWeb are smarter than your average banana. :yipee:

[Epoetker]

I think it's more that the neurotic screenwriters write the stories for the slashy flicks, actually.

[JardinPrayer]

Score: 5

And I still got the Sole Survivor honor. I thought I was doomed!

[studyhound]

You scored 9
Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Film Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.



I am not just another pretty face, i am a surivor! :dufus:

[graceinme]

I always thought that if I ever ended up in the mountains with Jason, I would want to be the first one to go. Who wants to spend the next week running from him, to find yourself in the sequal. I mean, the first one never knows there is a monster with a maggot face chacing them. Usually the first person is having sex with some hot co-star in a quiet place and Jason stabs them together. They don't ever have time to stress out or run threw the woods, or get stuck in a locked room while he's waiting in a closet. I mean duh!!!!

[Pilgrim]

You scored 5
Sole survivor. We've followed your adventures from start to finish, from the opening murder (you watched it from the window) through to the massacre at the prom through to your climactic showdown with the killer (your mad high-school principal) atop the old bell tower. Congratulations - you've made it. Your reward is top-billing in Film Unlimited Bloodbath II, plus a lifetime in therapy.

[geebob]

hey folks, the scores aren't from 1 to 10



You scored 30
Lamb to the slaughter. Our movie opens with a tracking shot through a Bacchanalian teenage revel. You wander, drunk, into the bushes for a pee, are seized from behind and unceremoniously kebabbed by a psycho with a knife. The opening credits start rolling over a soft-rock soundtrack - but for you the film is already over.

I figuered surviving was something of a cliche with this crowd.

Well the licentious lifestyle was good while it lasted. Before I go, I just want to request that Jaltus use my sad story in a sermon against drunken debauchery.