anti blonde joke

[studyhound]

SMART BLONDE
A Blonde and a Lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to
NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls
over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
pay me $5.00, and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you
pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00
bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."

She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and
searches the net and the Library Of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an
hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.

The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00,
and goes back to sleep

[Sher]

w00t ... Blonde revenge ... :lol:

[$cirisme]

:rofl:

[yxboom]

:rofl:

[Little Cow]

I am not a blonde. But man, that was funny. :lol:

[Marcus1962]

Are you sure that was a blonde joke and not a lawyer joke?

:poke: :cheers:

[Em7add11]

:lmbo:

[mossrose]

More! More! :yipee:

[$cirisme]

Marcus1962:

Are you sure that was a blonde joke and not a lawyer joke?

:poke: :cheers:

Maybe it counts as both? :teeth:

[Marcus1962]

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde
jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days
later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped
her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly
creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many
sheep you have, can I take one?"

The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, "Of course."

The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason
said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably,
totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to
my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally
picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of
the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K.,
now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair
color, can I have my dog back?

[$cirisme]

:lmbo:

[semmie]

:rofl:

[docjam]

a very wealthy blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC and asks the banker for a $5,000 dollar loan. She exclaims that she has to go out of town on urgent business and needs the 5 grand right away. The banker regretfully tells her that they'll need to run a background check before just giving out a loan to someone. She begs and begs but to no avail. The woman says that there's no reason, since she's one of the wealthiest people in New York. The banker, not sure whether or not to believe her or not, says that the only way they can skip the background check is if she has something of value that's considerably worth more than the 5 grand. The blonde says well how about if I give you the keys to my porsche. The porsche, having been all paid for, was enough to persaude the banker to give her a $5,000 loan. After twenty minutes or so, the lady walked out of the bank and flew overseas on her business trip.

A week later she returns and tells them she's like to pay off her loan. The banker tells her with interest accumulated that she owes $5,021.19. She pays in cash for it and begins to walk out the door. As she's leaving, the banker stops her and says. "I can't help but wonder. we did a background check on you anyways and indeed, you are one of the wealthiest people in New York. May I ask why in the world you would you need a loan for a measly five thousand dollars?"

The blonde looks back at the banker and replies: "are you kidding me, where else in New York city could I find a place to park my car for the week for $21.19?"