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Piebald
July 6th 2003, 09:17 PM
Alright Image Manipulators, the new contest starts now and ends August 6th!

There's only one theme this time, so here we go:

JardinPrayer
July 6th 2003, 10:43 PM
If this T-Webber ruled the world, everything would be pink, we would be illustrations of ourselves and everyone would be allowed to feed their squirrell on the bed!

Robyn Banks
July 7th 2003, 06:08 AM
NEWS: Farrell Till rules the world. Obscene literature censored.

Robyn Banks
July 7th 2003, 06:34 AM
When I am Ruler of the World, films with thinly-veiled Scientology themes will be clearly labelled, so I don't get them out from the video store by accident.

Robyn Banks
July 7th 2003, 07:11 AM
If I ruled the world, George W Bush would find incontrovertible proof that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction...

JardinPrayer
July 7th 2003, 07:22 AM
Methinks Robyn's out to whup my butt this time!

Dee Dee Warren
July 7th 2003, 07:33 AM
:whip:

Dee Dee Warren
July 7th 2003, 07:33 AM
Robyn what if I ruled the world?

$cirisme
July 7th 2003, 10:25 AM
Haha, this is gonna be great.

And, Hamster, technically this is contest 3 :brow:

Robyn Banks
July 7th 2003, 02:25 PM
Dee Dee Warren:
Robyn what if I ruled the world?
Thou foul temptress!! Wait until I get started...

Dee Dee Warren
July 7th 2003, 02:39 PM
Today @ 02:25 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=142067#post142067)
Robyn Banks:


Thou foul temptress!! Wait until I get started...


Okay who have you been talking to
:wink:

Piebald
July 7th 2003, 07:06 PM
When Dee Dee came to power, American Christians were thrilled... until she unleashed the Preteridactyls to cover the globe, preaching the reality of Preterism, and annoying futurists everywhere.

Dee Dee Warren
July 7th 2003, 07:09 PM
That is one annoyed futuryst

Piebald
July 7th 2003, 07:37 PM
:bunny:

Piebald
July 7th 2003, 09:45 PM
:huh:

Robyn Banks
July 9th 2003, 04:03 AM
When Dee Dee Warren became Ruler of the World, Tim LaHaye burned all his old books, and wrote a new series with her.

Sher
July 9th 2003, 04:04 AM
When Dee Dee Warren became Ruler of the World, Tim LaHaye burned all his old books, and wrote a new series with her.

:rofl: Good one Robyn

Dee Dee Warren
July 9th 2003, 05:14 AM
:rofl: That is good!!!

JardinPrayer
July 9th 2003, 06:17 AM
Just don't think I've thrown in the towel, you guys. I'm hard at work on my own "What if Dee Dee Warren ruled the world" entry. But, like a fine wine, I will not contribute it before its time.

Peace,
Jardin

JardinPrayer
July 9th 2003, 11:10 PM
If Dee Dee ruled the world....well, this speaks for itself.
I'm going on vacation tomorrow morning through Sunday and simply could not let this wait until I came back!

Peace,
Jardin

Piebald
July 9th 2003, 11:23 PM
LOL! Good Job, Jardin. I got more on the way, but right now I'm experimenting with a new animated gif maker I found :-)

Robyn Banks
July 10th 2003, 02:54 AM
Farrell Till's first act as World Ruler was to make everyone else wear absurdly huge glasses:

Sheepdog
July 10th 2003, 03:07 AM
:lmbo:

Sheepdog
July 10th 2003, 03:08 AM
alright, one image manip before i go to bed.

hmm. it may be a while :yawn:

Sheepdog
July 10th 2003, 03:58 AM
"Mononoke, now that you have fulfilled your dream of becoming superior to humans and thus now you dominate the world, what will your first action as Grand Spam Princess be?"

Piebald
July 10th 2003, 04:03 AM
:lmbo: :lmbo: :lmbo: :lmbo:

Good Job, Sheepdog!!!

Robyn Banks
July 10th 2003, 08:29 AM
If Socrates were Ruler of the World, women would be secluded once a month during their week of filth (in strict accordance with Leviticus 15.19-20), and made to wear clothing notifying others not to touch them:

Robyn, check your PMs ~Sher

Sheepdog
July 10th 2003, 03:54 PM
aww

(check your PMs? :eek:)

Piebald
July 10th 2003, 04:08 PM
:sig:

Sheepdog
July 10th 2003, 07:18 PM
If J.P. Holding ruled the world, the infudel Farrell Till would be vanquished quickly...

Dee Dee Warren
July 12th 2003, 06:36 PM
Where is our Master Image Manipulator Robyn been?

Robyn Banks
July 12th 2003, 08:41 PM
Dee Dee Warren:
Where is our Master Image Manipulator Robyn been?
I've had my last two submissions censored. Apparently a moderator's perception of strong disagreement with the message of the photos is grounds for censorship now on TheologyWeb.

And I remember so fondly the days of open discussion...



:hmph:

Dee Dee Warren
July 12th 2003, 08:45 PM
Well Robyn, the same rules are in place as they always have been including voicing public disagreement with a Moderator's decison in a thread.... but... that being said, you also have always pushed the envelope so things are as they have always been. You are a talented and humorous image manip and I am sure you can come up with something hilariously appropriate. Your Till one had me in stitches.

Piebald
July 12th 2003, 08:56 PM
Well, I disagree with Robyn on a lot of issues but I find his image manips outstanding and hope that he will continue.

P.S.
On occasion I've had to ask if an image submission was a little too risque (e.g. that one of Patroclus in drag holding Solly's severed head - I think it's a good idea to run your idea past others to get their opinions, particularly admins)

Sincerely,
:sig:

Robyn Banks
July 12th 2003, 09:05 PM
Just to be fair, here is a pic of me, taken last night at a friend's 30th birthday party. The theme was Rock. For those of you who don't recognise it, I am dressed as Slash from GnR.

Dee Dee Warren
July 12th 2003, 09:09 PM
Is that really you?

Robyn Banks
July 12th 2003, 09:13 PM
Dee Dee Warren:
Is that really you?
Yes, it really is. :rockon: Taken on Saturday night.

Piebald
July 12th 2003, 09:18 PM
I have no idea how I can improve upon that image, Robyn :lol:

Robyn Banks
July 12th 2003, 09:22 PM
Hamster:
I have no idea how I can improve upon that image, Robyn :lol:
Why, thank you!

bar Jonah
July 13th 2003, 11:54 PM
07-09-2003 @ 02:03 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=144085#post144085)
Robyn Banks:

When Dee Dee Warren became Ruler of the World, Tim LaHaye burned all his old books, and wrote a new series with her.
I know it's early, but I have a feeling I'll be voting for this one to win. LOL :rofl:

Piebald
July 14th 2003, 11:22 PM
:sleep:

Piebald
July 14th 2003, 11:39 PM
DDW

Piebald
July 14th 2003, 11:51 PM
Oppose her, Perish. Any Questions?

Piebald
July 14th 2003, 11:59 PM
"So you're saying you don't have TheologyWeb bookmarked?"

Xmansmommy
July 15th 2003, 12:27 AM
:rofl:

Sher
July 15th 2003, 02:11 AM
too funny

Robyn Banks
July 15th 2003, 05:13 AM
Nudist Camps looked quite a bit different after Dee Dee Warren became Ruler of the World...

bar Jonah
July 15th 2003, 11:44 AM
Yesterday @ 09:59 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=148941#post148941)
Hamster:

"So you're saying you don't have TheologyWeb bookmarked?"
Linda, has anyone ever told you that you're cute when you're megalomaniacal? :smitten: :brow:

Xmansmommy
July 15th 2003, 12:00 PM
:hamster:

JardinPrayer
July 15th 2003, 12:53 PM
Just because I know you're all losing sleep wondering about this...I'll be submitting more once I get past the following obstacles:

- decompressing from my vacation
- mastering time management techniques now that I'm gainfully employed again
- getting over how hot Robyn looks as Slash. :brow:

Peace,
Jardin

Robyn Banks
July 15th 2003, 02:57 PM
You big flirt, JardinPrayer! :smile:

I look hot?

http://www.aotearoa.maori.nz/images/smiles/microwave.gif

:rofl:

JardinPrayer
July 15th 2003, 03:46 PM
Oh yeah. I find it very sexy when I can't see a man's face! :teeth:

Robyn Banks
July 16th 2003, 03:59 AM
When Solly became Ruler of the World, he ordered that the Biblical Concept of the Universe be taught in schools.

So it was out with the scientific view of the Universe; in with the 3-Tiered Universe - a flat Earth in-between the Dome of the Heavens above and the Waters of the Deep below.

http://theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=149889

JardinPrayer
July 16th 2003, 07:33 AM
Solly, love your dress, but those shoes could use a re-think!

Solly
July 16th 2003, 08:26 AM
Hey JP, they are practical and comfortable!!

Sher
July 16th 2003, 08:28 AM
Solly:

Hey JP, they are practical and comfortable!!

:rofl: ... Solly ... You are such a great sport ... :thumb:

Have some pearls!


:shersig:

Solly
July 16th 2003, 08:30 AM
Thanks Sher.

/ot did I show you my "going out" shoes?

Dee Dee Warren
July 16th 2003, 07:34 PM
Did you steal those from AJ?

Xmansmommy
July 16th 2003, 09:23 PM
:rofl: Solly looks awesome in a dress!!!.....hey some guys just have the knack for it. :wink: I agree Sherry, have some pearls Solly!

Solly
July 17th 2003, 02:59 AM
Are gee gals, you're all heart. And only a size 8 too. :teeth:

JardinPrayer
July 17th 2003, 01:38 PM
Yesterday @ 08:30 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=149952#post149952)
Solly:

/ot did I show you my "going out" shoes?

Check my avatar, Solly. I gave you those shoes and I can take them away from you!

Besides, ruby is totally not your color, child. Get yourself to an image consultant!

Speaking of images, we need more of them, don't we?

Robyn Banks
July 20th 2003, 12:16 AM
From the time 'JP Holding' became World Ruler, all toast fell to the floor butter and jam side up! Every time!! And lo, the masses acclaimed him as The One.

Mind you, from the time 'JP Holding' became World Ruler, he also commanded that both sides of any piece of toast must be covered in jam...

Robyn Banks
July 20th 2003, 01:49 AM
Through his dealings with a little-known Nigerian Government Employee, Dr Umbago Smith, Jason Gastrich amassed a fortune so large that he soon ruled the world.

It all started with his 10% take of a $80m fortune of a deceased millionaire - which just happened to be lying in an unclaimed account which Dr Umbago Smith had access to. Then Jason received Thirteen Million, Two Hundred And Sixty Thousand United States Dollars(US$13,260,000) from contracts and commissions the Nigerian Government awarded to some foreign firms for supply and installation of Airport Equipment. But there was more to come! Gastrich then took a share in a $155m floating fund owed by a millionaire who died without an heir. This was followed by his receipt of a $31.5m amount relating to an undeclared windfall from the sale of crude oil during the Gulf War. And once he received $15,000,000.00 (Fifteen million United States Dollars only) in an account that belonged to one of Dr Umbago Smith's foreign customers who died along with his entire family a wife and two children in November 1997 in a Plane crash, Jason was well on his way to World Domination.

Piebald
July 20th 2003, 06:08 AM
That toast animation is great! What program are you using again?

Robyn Banks
July 20th 2003, 06:44 AM
Hamster:
That toast animation is great! What program are you using again?
Jasc Animation Shop.

I'm not quite sure about that toast animation.

Piebald
July 20th 2003, 06:46 AM
I think it looks great, even if the toast looks a little thin at one point :teeth:

A Lot of the times I usually get this grainy quality to my animated GIFs

JardinPrayer
July 20th 2003, 08:58 AM
Remember, there is no toast.

bar Jonah
July 20th 2003, 11:36 AM
Yes, and there is no spoon...

... even in Zion. :teeth:

Robyn Banks
July 20th 2003, 09:20 PM
RightIdea:
Yes, and there is no spoon...

... even in Zion. :teeth:
Yet, all will be revealed.
http://www.rednova.com/news/stories/4/2003/07/18/story001.html

Robyn Banks
July 23rd 2003, 12:07 AM
When Tizzidale became Ruler of the World, everyone went to church, everyone always smiled, families dressed in their Sunday best, and carried their Bibles with them everywhere they went, and every family had a mom, a pop, one boy and one girl.

Robyn Banks
July 24th 2003, 10:05 PM
After becoming pirates, Dee Dee and Boom slowly began to gain control of the High Seas. Gradually they amassed a fleet of Pirate Ships which became invincible. Truly, they were the Rulers of the World.

Xmansmommy
July 24th 2003, 10:21 PM
:rofl: Whoohoooooo Robyn! Great entries! :thumb:

yxboom
July 24th 2003, 10:52 PM
:yx::popcorn:

Robyn Banks
July 29th 2003, 07:26 AM
When Boom became World Ruler, he instigated what was known as 'The Eternal Return of Boom'. And then things started to get a little bit surreal.....

Xmansmommy
July 29th 2003, 08:02 AM
:shocked: Wow :yx: looks AWESOME in a dress! :wink: You GO boy! :highfive:

:rofl:

Sheepdog
August 12th 2003, 04:05 AM
If Sheepdog ruled the world, TWebers would star in their very own saturday morning cartoons.

Dee Dee Warren
August 12th 2003, 04:32 AM
Why do I think Robyn is gonna win again?

Sheepdog
August 12th 2003, 03:46 PM
yeah, Robyn has been the MPV this game, for sure.

now, when is the contest going to end officially? i thought it was supposed to end the 6th

Piebald
August 12th 2003, 03:51 PM
The Moderators are holding a vote, so we should have a winning entry by the end of the week at least :smile:

Sorry about the delay!

Robyn Banks
August 17th 2003, 01:22 AM
Hamster:

The Moderators are holding a vote, so we should have a winning entry by the end of the week at least :smile:

So many broken promises...

:no: :sad: :brood:

Piebald
August 17th 2003, 02:39 AM
:doh:

Okay, tomorrow (Sunday, or 12 hours from now) we'll have winners. Scout's honor.

:ham2:

Robyn Banks
August 18th 2003, 04:07 AM
I am the Super Image Manipulator!!

:cheers: :yipee: :yipee: :yipee: :cheers:

:cool: :Robyn Banks:

Piebald
August 18th 2003, 04:19 AM
I had put this one in the wrong thread, eh :doh:

The Winning Entries!

If Tizzi Ruled the World by Robyn

Tim Lahaye and Dee Dee by Robyn

Farrel Till makes everyone where huge glasses by Robyn

Congratulation to our winners!

Solly
August 18th 2003, 04:48 AM
Today @ 09:19 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=188821#post188821)
Hamster:

I had put this one in the wrong thread, eh :doh:

The Winning Entries!

If Tizzi Ruled the World by Robyn

Tim Lahaye and Dee Dee by Robyn

Farrel Till makes everyone where huge glasses by Robyn

Congratulation to our winners!

"Winners" is a generous term. You meant "Winner" of course. :teeth:

Robyn Banks
August 18th 2003, 06:08 AM
Solly:
"Winners" is a generous term. You meant "Winner" of course. :teeth:
I am three persons with one substance....

...hmmmm... where have I heard something like that before?

Robyn Banks

Solly
August 18th 2003, 06:20 AM
RB: ...substance

Must...resist...must...resist... :hamster:

Robyn Banks
August 18th 2003, 07:56 AM
Solly:
Must...resist...must...resist... :hamster:
I resist your implication.

Xmansmommy
August 18th 2003, 11:45 AM
Congrats Robyn!!!! :thumb: We'll just call you Manipulator from now on. :wink:

Solly
August 18th 2003, 12:09 PM
Coming soon from Kiwi-land

Xmansmommy
August 18th 2003, 12:16 PM
:rofl:

JardinPrayer
August 18th 2003, 12:33 PM
Congrats, Robyn. I gave you a break and let you post the majority of entries. I was afraid your fragile artist's ego might be bruised if I took the prize twice in a row.

Wait'll next time!

Love,
JardinPrayer

Robyn Banks
August 18th 2003, 03:58 PM
JardinPrayer:

Congrats, Robyn. I gave you a break and let you post the majority of entries. I was afraid your fragile artist's ego might be bruised if I took the prize twice in a row.

Wait'll next time!

Love,
JardinPrayer
You are too kind, J:pray:

And Solly - nice contribution from up there in the Antipodes!

Robyn Banks