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Solly
July 8th 2003, 09:55 AM
Simple game, lotta lotta fun, i hope.

You know how there are squillions of Bible versions out there now, all known by acronyms for ease of reference, NASB, KJV, CEV.

Take a known one, make a new one, give it a funny name, related to translation/denomination issues.

ie NIV, Nearly Infallible Version (you might know that one.)
NSMinistries
July 8th 2003, 10:03 AM
AM- Amplified Bible

AM = Almost Made
Solly
July 8th 2003, 10:17 AM
DBV = Denominational Bias Version
NSMinistries
July 8th 2003, 10:20 AM
NAB - New American Bible

NAB = Never Answered Basics
Bill the Cat
July 8th 2003, 02:31 PM
The Message

The
M ost
E rroneous
S laughter of
S cripture
A vailable
G oes
E everywhere
$cirisme
July 8th 2003, 02:38 PM
ESV - Erroneous Scripture Version
NSMinistries
July 8th 2003, 02:56 PM
Today @ 01:38 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=143417#post143417)
cirisme:

ESV - Erroneous Scripture Version

:shocked: :no: :frown: :eek:
Solly
July 9th 2003, 03:18 AM
KJV = Klingon/Jewish Version
Solly
July 9th 2003, 04:03 AM
NLB = New Liberal Bible
Solly
July 9th 2003, 04:03 AM
INRTV = It's Not Really True Version
Solly
July 9th 2003, 04:04 AM
SOB - Sceptics Online Bible
Solly
July 9th 2003, 04:05 AM
BBE = Best Bible Ever
Solly
July 9th 2003, 04:05 AM
BBE2 = Best Bible Ever 2
Solly
July 9th 2003, 04:06 AM
BBE(JGB) = Best Bible Ever (Just Got Better)
prgmrdave
July 9th 2003, 10:39 AM
NASB = North American (Southern-californian) Bible

(I grew up one city over from where the Lockman Foundation lives...)
Solly
July 9th 2003, 11:01 AM
NBV = Next Bible Version
Solly
July 9th 2003, 11:01 AM
EMOV = Excellent Marketing Opportunity Version
Solly
July 9th 2003, 11:03 AM
YPV = Your Personalised Version (Yes folks, your own name inserted into the list of apostles, or the Chronicler's Genealogy. Just $59.95)
Bill the Cat
July 9th 2003, 11:54 AM
LXX

L ong
X tinct
X planation
Solly
July 9th 2003, 12:00 PM
NRSV = Not Really Suitable Version
Robyn Banks
July 10th 2003, 04:29 AM
NRSV = Non-Racist/Sexist Version
Solly
July 10th 2003, 04:36 AM
GNB = Gender Neutered Bible
Lizard
July 10th 2003, 03:30 PM
TLB

Trendy Little Book
One Bad Pig
July 10th 2003, 08:02 PM
RSV - Revised Sub-standard (per)Version :teeth:
One Bad Pig
July 11th 2003, 07:50 PM
NWT - New Wooden Transmogrification (JW bible)
luv1another
July 13th 2003, 11:54 PM
NCV .... Noted Circulation Violation
Solly
July 29th 2003, 03:54 AM
ASV = American Slanted Version
luv1another
July 30th 2003, 09:31 PM
NASB = New Advanced Sensitive Boom
darcutm
August 1st 2003, 02:47 AM
NIV=Newly Inspired Version
HerodionRomulus
August 2nd 2003, 11:51 AM
DRC Douai-Rheims-Challoner

Don't
Read
Catholics
HerodionRomulus
August 2nd 2003, 11:53 AM
AV Authorised Version (KJV)

Antiquated Version
darcutm
August 3rd 2003, 11:04 PM
NLT--Notably Liberal transla---uh...--paraphrase
Christianotaku
August 9th 2003, 04:26 PM
Never Answered Stupidly Bible
Solly
September 25th 2003, 03:47 AM
NLT - Nearly Literate Translation
truthman
April 5th 2004, 11:34 AM
NAS - New American Slandered

NIV - New Illiterate Version
Solly
April 5th 2004, 11:36 AM
My, this was a long time ago!!

Excellent Supplanting Version
Jellibean
June 19th 2004, 02:03 AM
J = Jesus first
O = others second
Y = yourself last