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JardinPrayer
July 9th 2003, 08:12 PM
Hello and thank you for contacting me. I will be on vacation from Thursday, July 10 through Sunday, July 13, returning on Monday, July 14. I will be nowhere near a telephone, a computer, or any other means of convenient communication, so don't even try leaving me a message if it can't wait until I get back. If your message is urgent, I'm afraid you have a problem. I'm on vacation, for Jiminy's sake! Leave me alone!

Love,
JardinPrayer



What's your automated away message?
yxboom
July 9th 2003, 08:15 PM
Just make sure you utilize the away status feature on the site and you will send an automated away message to anyone who tries to PM you :teeth:
JardinPrayer
July 9th 2003, 10:13 PM
Oh no! That would be too.....too.....normal. This is more of a challenge to see who can come up with the coolest (or most obnixious) away message. It's part of a series of threads I'm planning to introduce, starting with my "brb excuses" thread.

:grin:

Peace,
Jardin
Ric
July 9th 2003, 10:26 PM
Beeeeeep....
Sher
July 9th 2003, 10:34 PM
My message ...

Forwarding to DDW :teeth:
yxboom
July 9th 2003, 10:45 PM
I for one dig the Grinch's message:


If you utter so much as one syllable, I'll hunt you down and GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you want to fax me, press the star key.
JardinPrayer
July 9th 2003, 11:18 PM
And to think, he said that to a little hoo!
Sheepdog
July 9th 2003, 11:36 PM
"Hello. You have reached .... We are either away, or ignoring you. Either way, please leave a message." beep
$cirisme
July 10th 2003, 10:57 AM
yxboom:

Just make sure you utilize the away status feature on the site and you will send an automated away message to anyone who tries to PM you :teeth:

Really? :yipee: Why didn't you tell me that, I could have set it a long time ago and DDW wouldn't be able to PM me :teeth:

:antibanana: :robot: :dog:
JardinPrayer
July 10th 2003, 11:16 AM
Hey! You took my custom pet! That's okay, but I let him rest every now and then. You'll take good care of him, won't you?
$cirisme
July 10th 2003, 11:33 AM
JardinPrayer:

Hey! You took my custom pet! That's okay, but I let him rest every now and then. You'll take good care of him, won't you?

I didn't take him... you still have yours.

But I liked him so much I got my very own :teeth:
Solly
July 10th 2003, 11:47 AM
This call has been redirected to the Metropolitan Police Telephone Harassment Department for investigation, due to complaints made by the person you are trying to contact. Remain where you are, and one of our officers will contact you shortly.
Em7add11
July 10th 2003, 02:55 PM
Thank you for messaging Em7add11, the first minute is $5.95 and each minute thereafter is $1.95.
luv1another
July 22nd 2004, 04:30 AM
:lmbo: how did I miss this thread a year ago :teeth:
Dee Dee Warren
July 22nd 2004, 05:50 AM
You were away.
NSMinistries
July 22nd 2004, 09:54 AM
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