The Top Ten Ways to Know If You're Obsessed with Bible Prophecy

[Secretary of Education - Colin the Cat]

1. You always leave the top down on your convertible in case the rapture happens.

2. You never buy green bananas.

3. You talk your church into adapting the '60s pop song, "Up, Up, and Away" as a Christian hymn.

4. Barcode scanners make you nervous.

5. You refuse a tax refund check because the amount comes to $666.

6. You can name more signs of the times than Commandments.

7. You believe there is an original Greek and Hebrew text with Scofield's notes.

8. You believe the term "Church Fathers" refers to Hal Lindsey and Tim LaHaye.

9. You get goose bumps when you hear a trumpet.

10. You use the Left Behind books as devotional reading

[eschaton]

Sounds more like obsessed with pre-trib.

[technomage]

Sounds more like obsessed with pre-trib.
For most pre-tribs, there is no other interpretation.

Justin

... former pre-trib ... recovering nicely, thank you. :teeth:

[Secretary of Education - Colin the Cat]

Sounds more like obsessed with pre-trib.

:brood: I am pre-trib, but not like that...

[eschaton]

:brood: I am pre-trib, but not like that...

So does being obsessed with Bible prophecy mean not being obsessed with preterism?

[technomage]

:brood: I am pre-trib

Acknowledement is the first step in solving the problem. :hehe:

[Gromit45]

Three times a day you bow in the direction of Chuck Missler

[Hitch]

1. You always leave the top down on your convertible in case the rapture happens.

2. You never buy green bananas.

3. You talk your church into adapting the '60s pop song, "Up, Up, and Away" as a Christian hymn.

4. Barcode scanners make you nervous.

5. You refuse a tax refund check because the amount comes to $666.

6. You can name more signs of the times than Commandments.

7. You believe there is an original Greek and Hebrew text with Scofield's notes.

8. You believe the term "Church Fathers" refers to Hal Lindsey and Tim LaHaye.

9. You get goose bumps when you hear a trumpet.

10. You use the Left Behind books as devotional reading LOL

PERF!

H

[Lady Gooner]

how refreshing to meet people who can laugh about eschatology :thumb:

[Secretary of Education - Colin the Cat]

how refreshing to meet people who can laugh about eschatology :thumb:
Especially within their own camp...

[Mr Arkadin]

1. You always leave the top down on your convertible in case the rapture happens.

2. You never buy green bananas.

3. You talk your church into adapting the '60s pop song, "Up, Up, and Away" as a Christian hymn.

4. Barcode scanners make you nervous.

5. You refuse a tax refund check because the amount comes to $666.

6. You can name more signs of the times than Commandments.

7. You believe there is an original Greek and Hebrew text with Scofield's notes.

8. You believe the term "Church Fathers" refers to Hal Lindsey and Tim LaHaye.

9. You get goose bumps when you hear a trumpet.

10. You use the Left Behind books as devotional reading

Brilliant. Even though the rib is at pre-tribbers as myself.

[Keepupthefire]

1. You always leave the top down on your convertible in case the rapture happens.

2. You never buy green bananas.

3. You talk your church into adapting the '60s pop song, "Up, Up, and Away" as a Christian hymn.

4. Barcode scanners make you nervous.

5. You refuse a tax refund check because the amount comes to $666.

6. You can name more signs of the times than Commandments.

7. You believe there is an original Greek and Hebrew text with Scofield's notes.

8. You believe the term "Church Fathers" refers to Hal Lindsey and Tim LaHaye.

9. You get goose bumps when you hear a trumpet.

10. You use the Left Behind books as devotional reading

I'd add John Hagee to the list as well.

[calvin]

The "last days" began when Hal Lindsey wrote his book !!

[FreezBee]

The "last days" began when Hal Lindsey wrote his book !!
:huh:
No, no - the last days are always in the past, it's the first days that are in the future!

- FreezBee

[dizzle]

The last Door mag had "End Times Bible College" - it was hilarious

[Hitch]

The second to Last Days srtarted when Hagee wrote his..

[LionOfJudah]

Thanks for the laugh. That was a good list. Sounds alot like me. :lol:

[DesertBerean]

1. You always leave the top down on your convertible in case the rapture happens.

2. You never buy green bananas.

3. You talk your church into adapting the '60s pop song, "Up, Up, and Away" as a Christian hymn.

4. Barcode scanners make you nervous.

5. You refuse a tax refund check because the amount comes to $666.

6. You can name more signs of the times than Commandments.

7. You believe there is an original Greek and Hebrew text with Scofield's notes.

8. You believe the term "Church Fathers" refers to Hal Lindsey and Tim LaHaye.

9. You get goose bumps when you hear a trumpet.

10. You use the Left Behind books as devotional reading

:lol:

[Pilgrim]

and the number 0 reason: You start funny threads about the rapture on theology web sites.