View Full Version : Reason #456,832 Farrell Till Has Outlived His Usefulness
jpholding
February 28th 2006, 11:30 AM
Get this:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/?url=theskepticalreview.com
Traffic Rank for theskepticalreview.com: 2,092,110
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/?url=tektoonics.com
Traffic Rank for tektoonics.com: 2,449,264
Heck, just a little promotion and my toon site will leave Foo Foo panting in the dust. :lmbo:
Rayado
February 28th 2006, 12:04 PM
(Psst...you can have Alexa directly compare traffic between two different sites and display it in a graph, like this. (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=1y&size=large&compare_sites=www.tektonics.org&y=r&url=theskepticalreview.com)) :teeth:
technomage
February 28th 2006, 12:12 PM
Get this:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/?url=theskepticalreview.com
Traffic Rank for theskepticalreview.com: 2,092,110
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/?url=tektoonics.com
Traffic Rank for tektoonics.com: 2,449,264
Heck, just a little promotion and my toon site will leave Foo Foo panting in the dust. :lmbo:
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jpholding
February 28th 2006, 12:24 PM
r."
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80 cents a day? Hmmmmmmmmm....
You're obviously looking for a way to fund your Coffee Consumption Disorder. :glare:
technomage
February 28th 2006, 12:49 PM
80 cents a day? Hmmmmmmmmm....
You're obviously looking for a way to fund your Coffee Consumption Disorder. :glare:
Would I do that? :innocent:
And who says coffee consumption is a disorder? :glare:
Bill the Cat
February 28th 2006, 12:53 PM
Would I do that? :innocent:
And who says coffee consumption is a disorder? :glare:
:com: indulging his disorder... :java2:
Jimmy Higgins
February 28th 2006, 01:06 PM
(Psst...you can have Alexa directly compare traffic between two different sites and display it in a graph, like this. (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=1y&size=large&compare_sites=www.tektonics.org&y=r&url=theskepticalreview.com)) :teeth:What an interesting tool. And speaking of tools, I pondered what JP Holding's site traffic would look like against another organization (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=6m&size=large&compare_sites=www.kkk.com&y=r&url=tektonics.org). Must mean JP Holding's site and their site have yet to outlive their own usefulness.
jpholding
February 28th 2006, 01:34 PM
What an interesting tool. And speaking of tools, I pondered what JP Holding's site traffic would look like against another organization (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=6m&size=large&compare_sites=www.kkk.com&y=r&url=tektonics.org). Must mean JP Holding's site and their site have yet to outlive their own usefulness.
What gave you the idea to stop by that one? Renewing your membership? :lmbo:
Darth Executor
February 28th 2006, 03:25 PM
Man I'm gone for half a day and you guys trashed this place already.
Jimmy Higgins
February 28th 2006, 05:31 PM
What gave you the idea to stop by that one? Renewing your membership? :lmbo:They really only accept conservative ignorami. It's on their company seal:
Racistis Conservat Ignorami
Sheepdog
February 28th 2006, 06:18 PM
(Psst...you can have Alexa directly compare traffic between two different sites and display it in a graph, like this. (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=1y&size=large&compare_sites=www.tektonics.org&y=r&url=theskepticalreview.com)) :teeth:
:lmbo:
dizzle
February 28th 2006, 06:47 PM
egad that is funny
Rayado
February 28th 2006, 06:50 PM
:shy:
jpholding
February 28th 2006, 07:55 PM
They really only accept conservative ignorami. It's on their company seal:
And now you're having illicit associations with pinnipeds! Good grief! :ahem:
Jimmy Higgins
March 1st 2006, 10:50 AM
And now you're having illicit associations with pinnipeds! Good grief! :ahem:You remind me of that guy in the office who thinks he's funny and clever.
jpholding
March 1st 2006, 11:28 AM
You remind me of that guy in the office who thinks he's funny and clever.
You remind me of the guy in the office who thinks he gets "French benefits". :rasberry:
Jimmy Higgins
March 1st 2006, 11:30 AM
You remind me of the guy in the office who thinks he gets "French benefits". :rasberry:See, you can't even be original. :sigh:
jpholding
March 1st 2006, 12:18 PM
See, you can't even be original. :sigh:
Like, "you remind me of that guy in the office who thinks he's funny and clever" wins some award for Terminal Originality? :lmbo:
I think it's time for you to go back to doing your usual triathlon of expert performance measures: burping, snoring, and eating. :thumb:
Jimmy Higgins
March 1st 2006, 12:35 PM
Like, "you remind me of that guy in the office who thinks he's funny and clever" wins some award for Terminal Originality? :lmbo:Well, you'll have to excuse me for that as your personality is a cliche among people.
I think it's time for you to go back to doing your usual triathlon ... :thumb:Funny you mention triathlon. I am looking at getting a new bike for this racing season. They are pricey, but I'm looking at the Trek 1500 (http://www2.trekbikes.com/bikes/bike.php?bikeid=1442000&f=4). Really nice ride. Something that would have been great on a couple courses I've raced on before. Really looking forward to this racing season. Maybe 5 to 7 triathlons a duathlon or two and some road races. Biggest season for me in a few years.
jpholding
March 1st 2006, 01:03 PM
Well, you'll have to excuse me for that as your personality is a cliche among people.
I have no excuse for you that passes muster, I'm afraid. :ahem:
Funny you mention triathlon. I am looking at getting a new bike for this racing season.
Good luck. This time remember to get the kind with 2 wheels, not 3. :thumb:
Jimmy Higgins
March 1st 2006, 01:06 PM
I have no excuse for you that passes muster, I'm afraid. :ahem:
Good luck. This time remember to get the kind with 2 wheels, not 3. :thumb:So do you need to insult people to make you feel better about yourself or are you just a jerk? Naw, don't answer that. I'll just assume it's a bit of both.
jpholding
March 1st 2006, 02:14 PM
So do you need to insult people to make you feel better about yourself or are you just a jerk?
When it comes to the pretentious, there are no limits to the services I'm willing to provide. :lol:
anewlife
March 3rd 2006, 12:39 PM
Did someone say eructation or was that extravasation?
Talk about fringe...
:)
Darth Executor
March 20th 2006, 11:09 AM
Oh man this is hilarious. :rofl:
I put Till's picture into FaceGen to see what it looks like in 3D. Apparently the program had some sort of disagreement with Till.
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jpholding
March 20th 2006, 11:38 AM
Oh man this is hilarious. :rofl:
I put Till's picture into FaceGen to see what it looks like in 3D. Apparently the program had some sort of disagreement with Till.
I think Star Trek had aliens that looked like that. :glare:
LilPunkishOfTerror
March 20th 2006, 11:43 AM
I think Star Trek had aliens that looked like that. :glare:
The Cage? Where the aliens forced their illusions on others? Sounds familiar... :lol:
Sheepdog
March 20th 2006, 07:56 PM
wow
so Till looks like a space alien in 3D. interesting
Ebor
March 22nd 2006, 12:24 PM
Oh man this is hilarious. :rofl:
I put Till's picture into FaceGen to see what it looks like in 3D. Apparently the program had some sort of disagreement with Till.
[attachment=1]
To be rejected by FaceGen is the lowest from of rejection.
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