Star Trek Quotes-"WHO SAID IT?"

[PRAISE]

Ok, all you Trekkers-Here's a chance to show your stuff! I will give you a line from the entire Trek Universe, (every series, & movie except for ST-NEMISIS & ENTERPRISE). & you have to tell me who said it, & then do the same as I did. Anyone game? Here we go.

KIRK-"That biological unit is a Woman!"

Who said-"A MASS OF CONFLICTING IMPULSES."

Any takers?

PRAISE:thumb:

[NSMinistries]

:shrug:

[Captain Ochre]

Sounds like a Spockism, to me.

[ChrisChillin]

Hmm....can't think of that one...

When it comes to Star Trek quotes, I just love in Star Trek VI how General Chang is a Shakespeare-quoting Klingon.

Chang: "I'm as constant as the Northern Star!"
McCoy: "I'd give real money if he'd just shut up!"

Hehehehehe

[kiwimac]

It IS a Spockism

That unit is a woman." "A mass of conflicting impulses."

- Spock and Nomad, 'The Challenging', stardate 3541.9

Kiwimac

[Em7add11]

You even know the stardate. :rofl:

[Marcus1962]

Ok. Here goes.

"Look at these three words written larger than all the rest."

[Solly]

Eed pebnista; that corny episode with Yangs and Komms and the finding of the US constitution which no one could read intelligibly anymore.

Wow, it came true!!

add: The Omega Glory; that's it.

[doulos]

I've got one..
"We've got to risk implosion, it's our only chance."

[Chuck Lee]

Kirk to Spock in the Naked Time?

Oh no, now I've got that stupid song in my head again.

[bar Jonah]

My favorite episode is the one where the aliens take over the ship.

(Although the one where they reverse the polarity to save the ship is a good one, too.)

[Marcus1962]

Here is a classic.

"I beamed them into the Klingon's engine room just before they went to warp."

:wink:

[Chuck Lee]

That's too easy, Marcus. Scotty in the Trouble With Tribbles.

How about this:

"Captain, look at my legs."

[Thomas2003]

This is a funny thread, in fact, after church today my wife had a headache and asked me to rub her temples. So, as I did it, I said, "Your name is James T Kirk" and she responded, "Kerok!" LOL

Funny timing....

Thomas

[Marcus1962]

That would be Yeoman Rand. I don't remember the episode.

[Chuck Lee]

Good call. It was in "Miri".

[Jillyn'Toast]

I knew I liked you people!! Star Trek is the best :) But why no Nemesis? That was a good movie... hehe :)

Here's an easy one...

"You have achieved in disgrace what I have always aspired to be."

[Chuck Lee]

Good grief, I'm more of a trekkie than I thought.

But I managed to miss the whole last season of Deep Space Nine, so I know I could be stumped there.

Data to Q in "Deja Q".

[RumTumTugger]

How about this one.

"Everybody remember where we parked"

[Chuck Lee]

I hate to monopolize things, so I'm gonna choke down my answer and let somebody else come up with the movie that's in.

Oops, that was a hint, wasn't it?

:nc:

[RumTumTugger]

Today @ 08:26 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=186790#post186790)
Chuck Lee:

I hate to monopolize things, so I'm gonna choke down my answer and let somebody else come up with the movie that's in.

Oops, that was a hint, wasn't it?

:nc:

:Borg: :teeth:

[Jillyn'Toast]

lol, was that Kirk in the movie with the whales? Whats the name of it? The Voyage Home? haha, I'm a bad trekkie... I only watch TNG.

[Jillyn'Toast]

Oh dear, I just thought of something. Has anyone seen this King of Texas movie with Patrick Stewart? I have no desire to see this movie on its own... but just the fact that Patrick Stewart may be tring a southern accent makes it quite appealing.

[The Laughing Man]

08-15-2003 @ 09:34 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=186760#post186760)
RumTumTugger:

How about this one.

"Everybody remember where we parked"

Anachronistically said by Kirk after the original crew lands a Klingon Bird-of-Prey (newly christened "the Bounty") in a San Francisco park in "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home" (aka the humpbacked whale one). :teeth:

I'm a veritable font of useless Star Trek knowledge. :onfire:

[Note that this is from memory, not a book or website.]

[SynchroKnight]

Awesome thread. Here's a new one.

Who said :

"Durango. I'm called Durango."

[The Laughing Man]

Counsellor Deanna Troi in "A Fistful of Datas" - the episode where an accident caused every holo-character on the holodeck to become physically like Data. Worf, Troi and Alexander were trapped in a "Ancient West" setting and Worf had to face down a gun-slinger with Data's reflexes.

Here's an easy one, but it's my all-time favorite "Star Trek" quote:

"Sir, I protest. I am not a 'merry man!'"

[SynchroKnight]

Worf as Will Scarlett in "QPid".

Another one:

"I should have known. Even their transporters can't be trusted."

[The Laughing Man]

:eek: You got me on that one. Drop me a hint to jog my brain?

[Hitch]

08-02-2003 @ 09:38 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=165597#post165597)
PRAISE:

Ok, all you Trekkers-Here's a chance to show your stuff! I will give you a line from the entire Trek Universe, (every series, & movie except for ST-NEMISIS & ENTERPRISE). & you have to tell me who said it, & then do the same as I did. Anyone game? Here we go.

KIRK-"That biological unit is a Woman!"

Who said-"A MASS OF CONFLICTING IMPULSES."

Any takers?

PRAISE:thumb: A MASS OF CONFLICTING IMPULSES- Nomad

'I will be mercyfull'

[SynchroKnight]

Today @ 04:46 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=189506#post189506)
Jinx72:

:eek: You got me on that one. Drop me a hint to jog my brain?

Here's a few hints. In a Next Generation episode, it was spoken by a woman who just got her clothes removed by a Ferengi transporter.

[Jillyn'Toast]

Another one:

"I should have known. Even their transporters can't be trusted."


Luaxanna Troi in Menage a Troi, right?

[Jillyn'Toast]

Heres one...

"If theres nothing wrong with me then there must be something wrong with the universe."

[The Laughing Man]

Today @ 08:34 AM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=189636#post189636)
Jill Pole:

Another one:

"I should have known. Even their transporters can't be trusted."


Luaxanna Troi in Menage a Troi, right?

I think you're right. I haven't seen all of that episode in a while (I've caught the end where Wesley saves the day... again... and is promoted to full ensign).

"If theres nothing wrong with me then there must be something wrong with the universe."

AH! Another great quote. Try using it in your real life sometime. It works wonders! :teehee:

Beverly Crusher said that in "Remember Me" when she was figuring out that she was trapped in an quickly collapsing alternate dimension created by one of Wesley's warp-bubble experiments.

[The Laughing Man]

Try this one:

"Data is a toaster."

[Hitch]

STOS

'Five Hundred?'

[themuzicman]

"I don't understand why it is larger in the past."

[The Laughing Man]

Today @ 02:48 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=190545#post190545)
themuzicman:

"I don't understand why it is larger in the past."

Oh, um... Picard refering to the temporal anomily in "All Good Things..." - the TNG finale. (I liked them bringing Tasha back for that. Very nice touch.)

How about:

"The fewer, the higher."

(That one actually has two correct answers, but let's just stick with the show's regular and re-occurring cast members.)

[SynchroKnight]

"The fewer, the higher."

Wasn't that Alexander's line to his father in "Cost of Living"?

(He picked it up at a holodeck simulation with Lwaxana Troi IIRC)

[The Laughing Man]

Yep yep. :smile:

Try this:

"That's all? If she were not dead, I would kill her!"

You don't have to necessarily name the character (props if you do, though!), but give the episode name and general information regarding the circumstances leading to the quote.

[themuzicman]

Give hint? Which Star trek, maybe?

[Jillyn'Toast]

I have no clue, but it sounds like something a Kilngon would say...

[themuzicman]

Do Klingons use contractions? (That's?)

[themuzicman]

"You have not seen death. Look, and always remember."

[The Laughing Man]

Posted by themuzicman on Yesterday 07:18 PM:

Give hint? Which Star trek, maybe?

TNG.

Posted by Jill Pole on Today 08:30 AM:

I have no clue, but it sounds like something a Kilngon would say...

Very astute! :wink:

Posted by themuzicman on Today 09:19 AM:

Do Klingons use contractions? (That's?)

Yes, and so does a certain android, even though he's not supposed to be able to. :teehee:

Here's another clue: it was spoken by a Klingon of someone who had been dead a looooooooooooooooooooong time.

Here's one last clue that I hope should be quite helpful: the episode was based upon the idea of "directed panspermia."

[Bill the Cat]

That was the episode where they said the Klingons, Romulans, Cardassians, and Humans were all descended from the same race... right??

[The Laughing Man]

Yep. It was called "the Chase" and it showed that the idea of "directed panspermia" is alive and well, but at least only presented in a science fiction format. :teeth:

[Jillyn'Toast]

hehe, my mom loves this one...

"Worf, open your mouth."

[themuzicman]

"A cellular peptide cake. Delicious."

[The Laughing Man]

"Worf, open your mouth."

Beverly Crusher in "Genesis" when everyone on the ship (except Data) was "de-evolving." Worf had grown poison sacs on the sides of his jaw and Crusher made a big mistake asking him to do that. (Her scream when the inevitable happens is simply the most blood-curdling I've ever heard in any movie or TV show.)

"A cellular peptide cake. Delicious."

Worf eating Troi *cough* :blush: in "Phantasms." Actually, it happens in a dream Data is having. Worf is actually eating a piece of cake from a sheet cake that looks like Troi's torso but with her real head.

[themuzicman]

Alright :hrm:

"Sleep, Data." (That's too easy, isn't it...)

[Hitch]

'Do you want it Nancy?'

[Marcus1962]

Doctor McCoy said it in TOS "The Man Trap", stardate 1513.1.

Who said this and in what series/episode?

"all I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by."

[The Laughing Man]

08-22-2003 @ 12:10 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=191967#post191967)
themuzicman:

Alright :hrm:

"Sleep, Data." (That's too easy, isn't it...)

Picard, breaking through the Locutus programming the Borg used on him, in Data's lab. He was hinting at a command for Data to input into the Borg collective to stop them from destroying the Enterprise and invading Earth.

Posted by Marcus1962 on 08-23-2003 03:02 PM:

Who said this and in what series/episode?

"all I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by."

Didn't Kirk say that in one of the movies and then Riker in TNG? I can hear both saying the line in my head, so I am very confused right now.

[themuzicman]

"Data's servo-links look like they've been intentionally cut."

[Solly]

Was it the one where they went back in time to meet Mark Twain?

[Karl_Franz]

This one should be easy..,

"In my expert medical opinion, I'd say it's... sick"

[themuzicman]

(From my earlier one): No, it's from the episode where Riker comes back to the enterprise from vacation with a new game that hypnotizes everyone into obeying some queen of some other world, and Wesley repairs Data, who modifies a flashlight to de-hypnotize everyone.

Michael

[themuzicman]

Bones... not sure which episode...

(THe one where they find the silicone based creatures?)

[themuzicman]

"Play Damjat, Human." (ST:TNG)

[Queen]

That has to be a Ferengi.....:argh: :argh: :argh: .AARRGGHHH....but...I don't know...Is that even possible....me the Star Trek Geek....I need a dvd player...SOON!!!

"Make it so"

[themuzicman]

"Make it so" has been spoken by multiple characters, and is a command to underlings to execute the instructions or suggestion given.

Characters include:

Picard
Riker
The idiot captain who took over while Picard was being tortured by the Cardassians.


(FYI, the answer to mine was the Naussikan in the episode where 'Q' lets Picard relive an episode of his youth. I think it's called something like apron strings.)



"You do realize that you will be stripped down to your circuits to find out what happened, don't you?"

Michael

[DunnySaze]

10-10-2003 @ 12:54 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=239725#post239725)
themuzicman:

You do realize that you will be stripped down to your circuits to find out what happened, don't you?

Michael

Picard to Data, after Data was determined to be witholding information after the encounter with a xenophobic people (I think called the Paxsons).

[themuzicman]

A true star trek geek, you are.

[DunnySaze]

Yesterday @ 08:57 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=244226#post244226)
themuzicman:

A true star trek geek, you are.

A geek in so many other ways as well! :smile:

[themuzicman]

Alright... uh....

"If you want the best pilot, it's Commander Riker."

[DunnySaze]

Today @ 01:30 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=244903#post244903)
themuzicman:

Alright... uh....

"If you want the best pilot, it's Commander Riker."

It sounds very much like what was said in Episode #137, Chain of Command, Part II by Geordi to acting Captain Jellico when Jellico was asking about for a shuttle pilot to handle a dangerous mine-laying mission. Captain Picard had been kidnapped and was being tortured by Cardassians. As I recall the quote was more like, when asked if Geordi could do the mission, was "I could do it, but truthfully, the man you want is Commander Riker. He's the best pilot on the ship." Something like that. I could be wrong there.

[themuzicman]

Nope, that's the one. :no:

Thought maybe that was obscure enough.. hmm...

How about....


"It seems you have gained his trust... and more..."

[DunnySaze]

Yesterday @ 07:34 PM post located here (http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=245527#post245527)
themuzicman:

Nope, that's the one. :no:

Thought maybe that was obscure enough.. hmm...

How about....


"It seems you have gained his trust... and more..."

Nope.

I'm afraid you've out trek-geeked me. :smile:

[Queen]

What about: "Smooth like an Android's butt"

Wasn't that Riker to Picard?

:lmbo:

[themuzicman]

"It seems you have gained his trust... and more..."

It's the episode where the crew visits a world in a civil war with terrorists, and Dr. Crusher is kidnapped early on, and Picard is kidnapped later.

It's the one with the "dimensional shift" mode of transporting.

Michael

[Queen]

Oh Yeah.... :doh:

[iLuke]

What about: "Smooth like an Android's butt"

Wasn't that Riker to Picard?

:lmbo:

We're allowed to dig up old posts, right?

That was Riker speaking to Data shortly after he (Riker) had shaved his beared...


How about:
Eat any good books lately, Warf?

[truthman]

Riker to Warf. Don't remember the episode.

Anyone know where this song came from? I can't remember...

(in chipmunk style voice)
"There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow,
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, Shoot 'em off, Jim!"

truthman

[Solly]

The Firm: Star Trekkin (across the universe)

[truthman]

(where might I find a copy?)

[iLuke]

Riker to Warf. Don't remember the episode.

It was Q in the episode where he was shunned out of the continuem (I think it was called Q Who or something like that).


[to Picard] "You have the heart of a poet and the mind of an explorer"

[Lostdog]

Star Trekkin' can be found on the Dr. Demento 25 Anniversary CD...at Rhinorecords.com.

How about this one...name the movie..

Data to Worf..."Do you find your breasts are firmer?"

Eric ;)

[The Laughing Man]

[to Picard] "You have the heart of a poet and the mind of an explorer"


Tasha "the Inflatable Security Officer" Yar in her "I'm dead, so here's my pre-recorded farewell speech to you all."

[The Laughing Man]

How about this one...name the movie..

Data to Worf..."Do you find your breasts are firmer?"

It it was after "First Contact," I have no clue. I saw "Insurrection," but I remember very little about it because it was so un-memorable.

[iLuke]

It it was after "First Contact," I have no clue. I saw "Insurrection," but I remember very little about it because it was so un-memorable.

Indeed it was Insurrection.


How about:
"If there's nothing wrong with me, then there must be something wrong with the universe!"

[TCapp]

Beverly Crusher - "Remember Me"

[TCapp]

"No kill I"

:teeth:

[iLuke]

I give up. Who said it?

[Chuck Lee]

"No kill I"

The horta.

[TCapp]

Yep! :clap:

[TCapp]

How about: "ootchie wootchie cootchie coo"?

[TuckEverlasting]

Bones, and also Spock not understanding Bones. :teeth:

[TuckEverlasting]

'I hope you relish it as much as I!'

[Chuck Lee]

'I hope you relish it as much as I!'

That would be Balok in "the Corbomite Maneuver".

[OneFollowingHim]

How 'bout this one?...

Pain, PAIN!

[TCapp]

Dr. Smith! (whoops, wrong television show) :sorry: :lol:

Just a guess:

Worf. Doin' that ceremony in the holodeck with the painsticks. John Tesh was in the episode. Forget what it is called.

Okay, I'm wrong. Hubby says it was Spock, in mental contact with the Horta. (Gee, I can't compete against an uber-Trekkie).

BTW, the name of that episode is Devil in the Dark! HAH! At least I remembered that part. (I think).

[TCapp]

"Good tea. Nice house."

[iLuke]

That was Warf... Forget what the episode was called -- it was the one where there was the super-being who appeared to be the only surviver of a nuclear war and his wife and, uhh, yeah, stuff.


Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an ammusment part
:D

[GCapp]

I just joined...

"A mass of conflicting impulses" - said by Nomad in "The Changeling", spoken to Kirk and Spock in reference to Lt. Uhura

"Look at these three words written larger than all the rest" - Kirk, in "The Omega Glory", reading the Constitution to the Yangs after they have retaken their village from the Kohms.

"We've got to risk implosion, it's our only chance" - Kirk, in "The Naked Time", to Spock (who is suffering the Psi 2000 virus), while in the briefing room.

"Just before they went to warp, I beamed them (the whole kit 'n' kaboodle) into their (the Klingons') engine room... where they'll be no tribble at all" - Scotty, in "The Trouble With Tribbles", to Kirk. (David Gerrold wanted to title it "You Think You've Got Tribbles?")

"Captain, look at my legs." Janice Rand, in "Miri", to Kirk, upset that the disease has rendered them unsightly.

"You have achieved in disgrace what I have always aspired to be." - Data, in "Deja Q", to Q, on Q's attainment of humanity.

"Everybody remember where we parked" - Kirk, in "IV- the Voyage Home", to everyone else

"Durango. I'm called Durango." - Troi, in "A Fistful of Datas", to Worf on showing up as the "mysterious stranger" in the ancient West.

"Sir, I protest! I am NOT a merry man!" Worf, in "Q-Pid", to Picard, on being told that he is one of Robin Hood's merry men.

"I should have known. Even their transporters can't be trusted." - Lwaxana, in "Menage a Troi", to Deanna after they were beamed from the brig to another part of the Ferengi ship, sans apparel.

"I will be merciful (and quick)" - Gorn captain, in "Arena", to Kirk, on the Metrons' asteroid.

"If there's nothing wrong with me then there must be something wrong with the universe." - Dr. Crusher, in "Remember Me", to herself.

"Data is a toaster." - Capt. Phillipa Louvois, in "The Measure of a Man", to Picard and Riker, when Riker declines to prosecute the Starfleet case that Data is property.

"Five hundred?!" - Harry Mudd, in "I, Mudd", on seeing one of the Stella series emerge with a flowing badge that reads "500".

"I don't understand why it is larger in the past." - Picard, in "All Good Things", on noticing the anomaly being larger in 2364 than in 2370.

"The fewer, the higher" - the philosopher in the Parallax Colony of free thinkers, in "Cost of Living", and then Alexander uses it on Worf to get away from dinner to get back to Lwaxana.

"That's all?! If she were not dead, I would kill her!" - Klingon captain Nu'daq in "The Chase", at the end of the proto-humanoid's speech.

"You have not seen death. Look, and always remember." - Worf, in "Reunion", to Alexander, as Keylahr lays dead.

"Worf, open your mouth." - Dr. Crusher, in "Genesis", to Worf who has venom sacs on his cheeks

"A cellular peptide cake." - "Phantasms" - not sure who said it, although Worf adds, "with mint frosting"

"Sleep, Data" - Picard/Locutus, in "Best of Both Worlds Part II", to Data.

"Do you want it, Nancy?" - Kirk, in "The Man Trap", to the M-113 salt vampire (who looks like Nancy Crater)

"All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by." - Kirk, in "Balance of Terror" to McCoy; Kirk, in "V - The Final Frontier" out loud as his officers and he are flown to the Enterprise for the mission to Nimbus III.

"Data's servo-links look like they've been intentionally cut." - Wesley, in "The Game", to Ensign Robin Lefler.

"In my expert medical opinion, I'd say it's... sick" - I AM TOTALLY STUMPED!!!

"Play dom-jot, human!" - a Nausican bully, in "Tapestry", to Picard's friend Corey.

"You do realize that you will be stripped down to your circuits to find out what happened, don't you?" - Picard, in "Clues", to Data.

"If you want the best pilot, it's Commander Riker." - Laforge, in "The Chain of Command Part II", to Capt. Jellicoe.

"It seems you have gained his trust... and more". I had guessed the Starfleet Intelligence agent to O'Brien in "Necessary Evil", until I saw someone else's answer: "The High Ground", Picard to Beverly.

"As smooth as an android's bottom". Riker, in movie "Insurrection", to Data after Data notes Riker shaved his beard off.

"Eat any good books lately, Worf?" - Q to Worf, but which episode? Hmmm... Q Who? Deja Q?

"You have the heart of a poet and the mind of an explorer". Heart and mind might be the wrong way around, but it was Tasha Yar's holographic farewell in "Skin of Evil".

"Do you find your boobs are firmer?" Data to Worf in "Insurrection", after hearing Deanna and Beverly talking about it.

"No kill I" - Mama Horta, in "The Devil in the Dark", seared into the rock as a message to Kirk and Spock.

"Oochie woochie coochie coo" - McCoy, in "Friday's Child", to the High Teer Leonard James Akaar.

"I hope you relish it as much as I" - Balok, in "The Corbomite Maneuver", to Kirk, McCoy and Bailey, with regard to the beverage tranya.

"Pain... PAIN!" - Spock, in "The Devil in the Dark", while attempting an empathic contact with Mama Horta. ("Oh, the pain, the pain" is how Dr. Z. Smith mournfully said it!)

"Good tea. Nice house." - Worf, in "The Survivors", to Rishon Uxbridge.

GCapp

[Chuck Lee]

:vulcan: !!!!

[TuckEverlasting]

'Books, young man, books. Thousands of them.'

[TCapp]

Samuel T. Cogley, attorney at law. "Court Martial"

"If it should become necessary to fight, could you arrange to find some rocks to throw at them?"