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  • Christian response only... Caption this

    Only Christians are allowed to respond to this thread. Kthanx

    MercyMe put this on their Facebook page and asked that people come up with a witty caption. Let's see what you got...

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    That's what
    - She

    Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
    - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

    I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
    - Stephen R. Donaldson

  • #2
    My response:

    Proverbs 27:12a (MSG) A prudent person sees trouble and ducks
    That's what
    - She

    Without a clear-cut definition of sin, morality becomes a mere argument over the best way to train animals
    - Manya the Holy Szin (The Quintara Marathon)

    I may not be as old as dirt, but me and dirt are starting to have an awful lot in common
    - Stephen R. Donaldson

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    • #3
      Rev. Quackin's sermon misrepresented the text.

      Just because the Bible doesn't say you can't ordain a duck...
      1Cor 15:34 Come to your senses as you ought and stop sinning; for I say to your shame, there are some who know not God.
      .
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      Scripture before Tradition:
      but that won't prevent others from
      taking it upon themselves to deprive you
      of the right to call yourself Christian.

      ⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛⊛

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      • #4
        But Betty Croker says we're supposed to roast it first.
        When I Survey....

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Faber View Post
          But Betty Croker says we're supposed to roast it first.
          My inner chef says Duck is always better when you have a good spiced berry sauce :)
          A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
          George Bernard Shaw

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