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Jedidiah
November 26th 2006, 02:17 AM
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police
officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk
where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate
holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."

YoungOne
November 26th 2006, 07:43 PM
I've read it before but its still funny. Christians sadly do a lot stupid things in the sight of the world.

TuckEverlasting
November 26th 2006, 07:48 PM
Yeah, I've often thought that I'd never put a fish on my car simply because it means I'd have to drive like less of a maniac. :shifty:

Piebald
November 26th 2006, 07:49 PM
This is the reason I'll never put a religious bumper sticker on my car. If anything, I'll put a sticker representing an opposing viewpoint on there.

YoungOne
November 26th 2006, 07:52 PM
yeah i don't think i am a big fan of fish symbol or bumper sticks at all

Vigilante
November 26th 2006, 09:08 PM
In my town, I need a bumber sticker to read:


"I'm already going over the speed limit, so get off me!"

Sorry, sort of off topic, but hey, while on the subject of bumper stickers...