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Jesse
12-23-2015, 07:33 PM
I came across this (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151123-how-dark-is-your-personality) quiz. It measures machiavellian, narcissistic and psychopathic traits that psychologists call the "dark triad".

Here are my results:

11995

Not too bad, right?

lilpixieofterror
12-23-2015, 07:37 PM
I got the same thing (although I'm sure some people think I'm evil incarnate).

Jesse
12-23-2015, 07:46 PM
I got the same thing (although I'm sure some people think I'm evil incarnate).

That just makes you more fun at parties.

Cow Poke
12-23-2015, 08:27 PM
I skipped the quiz - I'm a sinner saved by grace and growing in Christ. :shrug:

Christianbookworm
12-23-2015, 08:28 PM
I must have not done it right. It said shockingly saintly. What is the validity and reliability of these online tests anyway?

Jesse
12-23-2015, 08:42 PM
I skipped the quiz - I'm a sinner saved by grace and growing in Christ. :shrug:

You are going to flunk this course if you don't take the test :tongue:.


I must have not done it right. It said shockingly saintly. What is the validity and reliability of these online tests anyway?

:lol:. I am sure you did it right. I don't know really, I usually just take them for fun. I can't tell you how reliable they are though.

Christianbookworm
12-23-2015, 08:46 PM
Of course it's just for fun! And everyone has those tricky cognitive biases that gum up the works and make self reported quizzes not as reliable as they could be.

Cerealman
12-24-2015, 03:14 AM
I'm really looking forward to my plans of World Domination now.
11998

Jesse
12-24-2015, 04:20 AM
I'm really looking forward to my plans of World Domination now.
11998

Dr. Evil is upon us...

rogue06
12-24-2015, 06:44 AM
Moderately nefarious

Cow Poke
12-24-2015, 07:16 AM
:haha:

Moderately nefarious
:lmbo:

Obviously, the test needs recalibrated!

rogue06
12-24-2015, 07:25 AM
:haha:

:lmbo:

Obviously, the test needs recalibrated!
Is there some reason that you're not sharing your results? :whistle:

Cow Poke
12-24-2015, 07:26 AM
Is there some reason that you're not sharing your results? :whistle:

OK, OK.... I'll take the stupid test!!!! :rant:

rogue06
12-24-2015, 07:27 AM
OK, OK.... I'll take the stupid test again and give fake results!!!! :rant:
FIFY n/c

Cow Poke
12-24-2015, 07:33 AM
OK, I did it, and me and Jesse are buds!!!!

11999

Catholicity
12-24-2015, 07:41 AM
I am infrequently vile.....

Jesse
12-24-2015, 09:04 AM
OK, I did it, and me and Jesse are buds!!!!

11999

There seems to be a lot of us Infrequently Vile types here! There are enough of us to start our own almost not very evil army. We will need it, considering we will be dealing with Cerealman and Rogue. :brood:

Cow Poke
12-24-2015, 09:13 AM
There seems to be a lot of us Infrequently Vile types here! There are enough of us to start our own almost not very evil army. We will need it, considering we will be dealing with Cerealman and Rogue. :brood:

Rogue cheats. :sad:

37818
12-24-2015, 09:52 AM
I go to the page and the text says,
Best of 2015

How dark is your personality?

Discover how nefarious you are in our interactive quiz

Do you have a ruthless streak? Psychologists believe the “dark triad” of personality – Machiavellianism, narcissism and psychopathy – might help you succeed in life. To measure your own dark side, choose how much you agree or disagree with the simple statements below – and we’ll tell you how dastardly you actually are.

And below that text, all I am getting are these horizontal different color bars and at the bottom there is a brown, more to being square, rectangle with a white counter clockwise round rotating arrow.

Then I turned on scripting . . . :uhoh:

Got a Java Scripting error . . . need to give more script permissions. :uhoh:

Take test over again.



Infrequently vile
You are infrequently vile – you mostly put others before yourself, though you may find occasions in which your dark side shines.
:uhoh:

Jesse
12-24-2015, 09:58 AM
I go to the page and the text says,And below that text, all I am getting are these horizontal different color bars and at the bottom there is a brown, more to being square, rectangle with a white counter clockwise round rotating arrow.

Then I turned on scripting . . . :uhoh:

Got a Java Scripting error . . . need to give more script permissions. :uhoh:

Take test over again.



Infrequently vile
You are infrequently vile – you mostly put others before yourself, though you may find occasions in which your dark side shines.
:uhoh:

So the moral of the story is, you get more evil when you turn on Javascript.

37818
12-24-2015, 10:04 AM
There seems to be a lot of us Infrequently Vile types here! There are enough of us to start our own almost not very evil army. We will need it, considering we will be dealing with Cerealman and Rogue. :brood:

1 John 1:8-9,
. . . If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us [our] sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. . . .

Jeremiah 31:34,
. . . for they shall all know me, from the least of them unto the greatest of them, saith the LORD: for I will forgive their iniquity, and I will remember their sin no more.

Jedidiah
12-24-2015, 03:12 PM
OK, OK.... I'll take the stupid test!!!! :rant:

Not me. (And I recognize the grammar error.)

Jedidiah
12-24-2015, 03:13 PM
There seems to be a lot of us Infrequently Vile types here! There are enough of us to start our own almost not very evil army. We will need it, considering we will be dealing with Cerealman and Rogue. :brood:

And Cerealman warped his results.

Jedidiah
12-24-2015, 03:15 PM
I am a sweet heart. And I don't need no stinkin' test to tell me so.

rogue06
12-24-2015, 04:48 PM
Rogue cheats. :sad:
If you don't cheat you just aren't trying hard enough.

Jesse
12-24-2015, 06:42 PM
I am a sweet heart. And I don't need no stinkin' test to tell me so.

Yeah...but if you don't take the test you won't know how sweet you really are. :yes:

Cerealman
12-24-2015, 10:10 PM
And Cerealman warped his results.

Nope honest answers.
Though if you are considering joining in my plans for World Domination you are accepted.

Christianbookworm
12-25-2015, 05:19 AM
Some of the questions would be affected by your personality and aren't inherently bad or good. Now I'm wondering what fictional characters would score on it...

lilpixieofterror
12-28-2015, 10:19 AM
There seems to be a lot of us Infrequently Vile types here! There are enough of us to start our own almost not very evil army. We will need it, considering we will be dealing with Cerealman and Rogue. :brood:

I don't think we'll need to worry about them too much...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkT19uH2RQ

rogue06
12-28-2015, 07:43 PM
I don't think we'll need to worry about them too much...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBkT19uH2RQ
Just you wait until the Pinky and the Brain marathon is over 12036

Ben Zwycky
12-29-2015, 06:09 AM
So I'm shockingly saintly. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

lilpixieofterror
12-29-2015, 09:06 AM
Just you wait until the Pinky and the Brain marathon is over 12036

Need some ideas for your nefarious, overly complex, plots for world domination? :whistle:

rogue06
12-29-2015, 09:40 AM
Need some ideas for your nefarious, overly complex, plots for world domination? :whistle:
:no:

World domination has never been part of rogue tech's agenda. Our customer base would dry up.

lilpixieofterror
12-29-2015, 09:44 AM
:no:

World domination has never been part of rogue tech's agenda. Our customer base would dry up.

So you need ideas to steal 'borrow' for your 'inventions' instead? :yes: I suppose that you also liked Despicable Me for the same reason?

Cow Poke
12-29-2015, 01:13 PM
I had Mrs CP take the test, and the room was suddenly filled with the fragrance of flowers, and the computer shut down. :shrug:

rogue06
12-29-2015, 01:26 PM
I had Mrs CP take the test, and the room was suddenly filled with the fragrance of flowers, and the computer shut down. :shrug:
Mrs CP uses Glade as pepper spray to distract you while she turns off the computer so you can't see the results? :huh:


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T-Shirt Ninja
01-28-2016, 02:25 PM
I'm infrequently vile according to the test. My strongest characteristic was Machiavellianism. It makes sense. I try my best to be compassionate to all but if I'm in a situation where I have to do something that will potentially hurt someone else's feelings and I feel like it's the best thing to do out of all of my choices, I'll do it.

flowers92
04-10-2016, 04:37 PM
"YOUR RESULTS
Shockingly saintly

Do you ever find yourself walking on water? Because you are shockingly saintly. You are a chink of light in a dark world."

I was more NARCISSISM than anything

NorrinRadd
04-10-2016, 06:50 PM
"Infrequently vile."

Disappointing to score so low on Psychopathy, given the way I really LOL at the grisly sprays of blood on "Supernatural," and the torture and mutilation scenes on "Criminal Minds."

Christianbookworm
04-10-2016, 06:59 PM
How would Jesus do on it?

Rushing Jaws
08-09-2016, 02:23 PM
I got "shockingly saintly", but that's only because the test asked the wrong questions.

Christianbookworm
08-09-2016, 08:58 PM
Internet personality quizzes are only for fun and don't really have any reliability or validity. Personallity is too complex to be defined by a few categories.

Bill the Cat
08-10-2016, 08:16 AM
17781

Bill the Cat
08-10-2016, 08:22 AM
I'm really looking forward to my plans of World Domination now.
11998


17783

Yttrium
08-10-2016, 08:22 AM
17782

Dangit. I'll never become a decent mad scientist at this rate.