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Creation Date: August 11th 2007 02:52 AM

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silent but deadly

This is where a poor little possum goes to journal his brave fight against old meanies, and to share his incredible wisdom with those who appreciate his wit and subtle humor.

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Status: Public

Entries: 24

Comments: 56

In Main Category Men are from Mars
#24 October 4th 2009 12:53 PM
I saw a book at the library. Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars. I think the guy who wrote that must have been a little bit crazy. It's more like Men are from Mars and most women are from the Bizarro Planet. Most women don't make any sense. They pull out all of their eyebrow hairs and draw them back on. They wear clothes that are hard to put on. They buy all sorts of pointy toed shoes and then complain that their feet hurt. Don't they know that they don't have pointy feet? ...More
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In Main Category I made a present for Auntie Michelle!
#23 September 2nd 2009 10:42 AM
Hello. I was making stuff the other day and I started to think about Auntie Michelle. I feel bad for her. Not only does she have to be on staff with a meanie, but her home is going to be destroyed by fire and brimstone and she is going to have to flee with all of her earthly possessions and spend the rest of her life in a FEMA trailer. She might get lucky and go live in the Astrodome. That would be so cool! She could drink beer and eat hotdogs and pretzels and pizza and see football gam ...More
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In Main Category I made a present for Auntie Pixie!
#22 August 26th 2009 09:32 AM
Hello. Yesterday I was making jewelry and I started thinking about my Auntie Little Pixie. She is somewhere in the Middle East. I decided to make her something nice because I heard one of the old meanies say that the Middle East is a lot like Hell but without all of the interesting people. That sounds very bad. So I made Auntie Pixie a pearl necklace. Pixies are mysterious and special, so I looked through my stuff and found some little pearls that are called "ocean" colored. They ...More
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In Main Category Perfect isn't important
#21 August 12th 2009 05:54 PM
Hello. I like to make jewelry. It is fun to work with beads and stones. Yesterday I saw an old meanie making a necklace. She had the most beautiful pearls that I even saw. They were the color of chocolate! Right then I knew that I had to get some of those beautiful pearls to work with. So I started whining and nagging and bothering the old meanie until she gave me a few of the little chocolate pearls to get me to go away. That always works for me. I knew that I had to make s ...More
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In Main Category Tomorrow I mail the earrings out!
#20 July 27th 2009 12:07 AM
Tomorrow I mail out the earrings I made for Auntie Dee Dee! I tricked an old meanie into taking me to the post office! I wrapped up the little pearl earrings in a bag that keeps the silver from getting tar gnashed. Silver tar gnashes and turns black if you aren't careful with it. Then I dug through my box of beads that the meanie doesn't want and I made a pair of turquoise earrings. Turquoise is blue and I hope that Auntie Dee Dee likes blue. While I still looking around in there I foun ...More
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In Main Category I made a present for Auntie DeeDee
#19 July 24th 2009 09:29 AM
Yesterday I was looking through my box of leftover beads and I found two little pearls. They are a very special kind of pearls. They are "peacock pearls." Pearls must be a whole lot easier to lay than eggs because they are smaller than eggs. I had some other leftover stuff in the box too. Some twisty wires and some beads and things. There is not much you can do with only two leftover pearls, but I turned them into a little pair of earrings. The earrings look very different. If I w ...More
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In Main Category Third grade is sounding good!
#18 July 3rd 2009 03:29 AM
I was talking to one of the third graders I know who has to go to summer school like I do. I was asking him what the big difference was between second grade and third. He thought for a minute then told me that you have to learn cursive writing. That sounds cool! They're going to teach us how to write curse words! That will be awesome! Every time I use curse words one of the old meanies yells at me and tells me I'm not allowed to use that language. But they can't say anything now, be ...More
Views: 170

In Main Category It's in the mail!
#17 May 15th 2009 01:46 PM
Today I went to the post office and mailed the little necklace I made to Auntie Mossy! It should get there in two weeks or less! Canadia must be very far away. And then I got to eat at the Chinese restaurant. People say that the Chinese cook cats and pigeons and rats. I've never been there when they did, but the food is still good. Maybe you have to be there for the dinner menu to get cats and pigeons and rats. Auntie Crow is too cheap to take me anywhere but the lunch buffet. Th ...More
Views: 204

In Main Category Little possum, big problem
#16 May 13th 2009 01:11 PM
I like to make things. When one of the old meanies makes jewelry, I like to watch her and play with her stuff. Then she yells at me and tells me to "get out of her hair," which doesn't make any sense because I'm not even touching her hair. The good thing is that if I hang around long enough the old meanie gives me leftover beads and stuff and little pieces of chains and things that I can play with. She says it is to keep me busy. That is alright with me. I like to play with little shin ...More
Views: 186

In Main Category This makes no sense!
#15 April 3rd 2009 02:54 PM
Hello! I got yelled at today because I supposedly smell bad. I don't get it, because I got yelled at for not eating my vegetables too. Why do people yell at you for stinking, then make you eat things like lima bean and broccoli? Those make me let stinkers but nobody ever says, "No Thirsty, don't eat the lima beans, have some candy or some potato chips instead! Broccoli will make you let stinkers so never touch it!" They yell at you to take a bath but they don't care if the stuff the ...More
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