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  • I Haven't Mowed My Lawn Since 30 May, 2016

    And it looks great!!!!
    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
    And it looks great!!!!
    Lawn service or lack of a proper lawn?

    I'm always still in trouble again

    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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    • #3
      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      Lawn service or lack of a proper lawn?
      yes
      The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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      • #4
        I don't know if I can handle this or not....

        My lawn mowing equipment, including tractors, trimmers, clippers, rakes, hoes, shovels and implements of destruction are all in storage.

        I'm paying somebody else to mow my lawn, such as it is.

        So far, I have lasted for... what.... 5 weeks.

        My plan is not to do any mowing for the year that we're living here, preparing to build our new home.

        Pray, Church... I need strength!!!!
        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
          yes
          I knewed it!

          I'm always still in trouble again

          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
            I don't know if I can handle this or not....

            My lawn mowing equipment, including tractors, trimmers, clippers, rakes, hoes, shovels and implements of destruction are all in storage.

            I'm paying somebody else to mow my lawn, such as it is.

            So far, I have lasted for... what.... 5 weeks.

            My plan is not to do any mowing for the year that we're living here, preparing to build our new home.

            Pray, Church... I need strength!!!!
            Should we be expecting to hear about your being arrested for trespassing somewhere in the middle of the night mowing somebody's scruffy looking grass just so you could get your "fix"?

            I'm always still in trouble again

            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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            • #7
              Dear Lord. Please send no rain to Cow Poke's house for the next 10 and 3/4 months.

              Thank You.

              Amen.


              Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                Should we be expecting to hear about your being arrested for trespassing somewhere in the middle of the night mowing somebody's scruffy looking grass just so you could get your "fix"?
                Sometimes I hate it that you know me so well.
                The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                  Sometimes I hate it that you know me so well.
                  It is like predicting that the sun will "rise" in the east tomorrow.

                  I'm always still in trouble again

                  "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                  "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                  "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                    It is like predicting that the sun will "rise" in the east tomorrow.
                    You even knew to put "rise" in quotation marks so I couldn't pick nit with....

                    I hate you.
                    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                      You even knew to put "rise" in quotation marks so I couldn't pick nit with....

                      I hate you.
                      This is about me isn't it?

                      The line forms behind mossy. She hatesifies me

                      I'm always still in trouble again

                      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                        This is about me isn't it?

                        The line forms behind mossy. She hatesifies me
                        I repent. I can't hate you.

                        I love you - but only enough to get to heaven.
                        The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                          This is about me isn't it?

                          The line forms behind mossy. She hatesifies me
                          No!


                          Securely anchored to the Rock amid every storm of trial, testing or tribulation.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
                            I repent. I can't hate you.

                            I love you - but only enough to get to heaven.
                            That is likely well beyond what you can tolerate.

                            I'm always still in trouble again

                            "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                            "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                            "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                              That is likely well beyond what you can tolerate.
                              I just keep repeating .... Heaven will be worth it, Heaven will be worth it....
                              The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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