I am the List Truck Evangelist!!!!!!!!!
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I am the List Truck Evangelist!!!!!!!!!
I am Pulp Jaltus I.
And I am the Post CARDinal John I
Join us!
:bump: I mean it! :glare:
I put the "rap" in rapture....
:bow: to those who have come before me.
We have now gone through the New List Dispensation to the Third List Dispensation, but even have passed that and reached the Fourth List Dispensation. We now only need three True List faithful in order to be ruptured. This means this is a faithless one among those here who claim to be faithful Listees! Search your hearts, and do not grow Listless. Go and preach the List unto all nations, baptizing them in BBQ sauce.
To all the LISTless LISTeners out there! Behold, the list has been revived. You need only respond to the thread to enLIST.
truthman
The list is dead.
Blasphemer!!! Burninate him!
:yeahthat: The list dieth not, and the fire is not quenched! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Join the TRUE LIST!!!!!
:bump: Join us! Sea, I'm looking in your direction!
Join us! :bringit:
:noid:
O Man of Truth, we rejoice at thy return! Permit us to serve the True List, in this Fourth List Dispensation, with all reverence and honor!
Faramir is now our prophet (not to be confused with the blasphemous profits, such as Brother Vinny).
TuckEverlasting is our...um... Truck Evangelist. Or Evangelist Truck. I forget.
JohnSparks is St. John of the List, our apostle.
Jaltus, the former schismatic, has cleaved his heretical list back into our own. He is the Honorable and Most Holy Pulp Jaltus I, the brightest gem of the crown of our True List.
I, of course, am the theologian of the True List.
Joan of Arc was the Sunday School teacher, yet has fallen into schism with the EcumeniList group, which can be pronounced by sticking out your tongue and blowing. Yes, hear that spitty sound? That's the name of the schismatic group. They claim to predate our True List.
Kabballah, which was revealed by myself to be a member of the True List, has fallen into schism.
Let it be known that women are allowed to join the True List.