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May she rest in the arms of the Lord.

The situation is a simple one.

The Bible will always say the same thing, evolutionary belief will always evolve, and theistic evolutionists will always run around like headless chickens trying to...

I would invite Richard Dawkins round for tea.

Very good, but I was only having a joke.

What on earth is a "Xtian"?

Some kind of alien?

We just need bacon.

At least he admits the revolution is over.

You're a slug?

I've just read this thread. You say "...we were able to make it through." Does that mean you're safe for the time being? Do you still need donations?

It's not your fault you ended up in this...

Ivo is suffering either from bacon inadequacy or a severe lack of bacon to the digestive system.

Or perhaps a lack of bacon to the brain.

Fortunately, these conditions are treatable.

Secular sock puppets, in other words. :smile:

Ahhh, uniformatists are so uniform in their uniformatism.

Where's your TARDIS dude? :smile:

Mine derives from a novelty record of days gone by called "Hoots Mon" by the group Lord Rockingham's XII. The killer line is "Hoots mon there's a moose, loose, aboot yer hoose" which, translated...

Bill Gates tried to take over the world.

He also failed.

Pirates are already revolutionaries. We want the Poop Deck back.

Ivo Collins thinks that "Windows PC" stands for "Windows Perfect Computer".

Ivo Collins has a poster of Bill Gates above his bed.

Ivo Collins hates everything to do with Apple.

Yeah, but her legs fell off.

Here's me with my latest girlfriend. I've always had a thing for older women, but admit this one could use a little more moisturizer.
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One, two, three, four
United States Bacon Corps!

B. beautiful
A. appreciated
C. cooked to perfection
O. only food worth talking about
N. never bettered

T. terrible
O. objectionable
F. foul
U. undesirable

It'll be a bacon thread when we're done.

The cartoon posted above backfires on itself in a spectacular fashion.

Evolutionists start off with the premise that evolution is absolutely true and interpret everything through an evolutionary...

Methodological Naturalism (Materialism) - how nothing used nothing to create everything.

I think that sums it up without any pseudo intellectual dressing.

Oh I see. Intelligent, sentient beings set up a system whereby other intelligent, sentient beings could influence that system to produce a result.

Very Darwinistic I'm sure.

Ever heard of...

Don't bother dissing tofu, just talk exclusively about bacon.

Remember, inside every other thread on Tweb there's a bacon thread trying to get out.

When you can take the bacon from my hand, Moosehopper, then it will be time for you to leave.

Ahhh, you have much to learn, Moosehopper.

I prefer kungfu

Some people are clinically insane.

When did we do that?

You're ALL goin' t'jail.

Bacon lovers are innocent until proven innocent.

I hope you remembered to look tough during the interview!

Cowpoke, put that popcorn away.

I've dropped by to make a few points.

Firstly, don't assume that a criticism of evolution, or any aspect of evolution, is a blanket criticism of science and...

When are you going to start collecting the toys?

I appear to have turned a vivid shade of green.

It must be something I ate. It can't possibly be envy.