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"Keyleth, Divination wizard - student of Birel of the tower here." She says, Then points to the other two, "Maverick, Cleric. Aiden, monk."

"By the way, you try and steal anything and I'm turning...

"Well, you certainly know how to make friends with lawful people." Keyleth says to Cade, sitting down at her desk and readying a piece of parchment. "So, then. Any ideas?"

Or accidently hit on someone in the shoutbox.

Female condoms aren't new. They're like 30 years old or something like that.

They're generally called "femidoms", but I usually don't use that because.. well...

EDIT: Also, you need one condom...

I got my hair cut in this nice place in Bath - the hairdresser was good at doing the haircutting thing, terrible at shutting their mouth. :sad:

[Our casters are cowards :tongue:]

[Going to bed, here's my move for when it's my turn (after Teal's):]

Carstina attacks Bandit Staff B with her off-hand (2+2+2=6 v/s AC, 4 damage) - she stabs at him again after missing, cursing...

[I have some very creative uses for the end of my rapier. Want to see? :grin:]

[Oh no, I'm so scared of a spell that does d4+1 damage when i have d10 hit dice :whistle:]

"I'll probably teleport." Keyleth says, "and take Cade with me."

She walks to his pillar and says "So. Did you hear that? You'll be dealing with me - I'm the only one willing to get their hands...

[Down to 1hp, Teal? It's your turn :tongue:]

"We'll find something."

"Sending could be used for status reports and for organising another big meeting if necessary. I can't actually cast it, though - it's an Evocation school spell. Clerics can though, so the most...

"I don't believe so. When are we to meet again?"

[Tech support note: lolsorry, working on it :tongue:]

[Gnomes always count as helpless.]

[Touch AC 13, so no.]

"The solution he seems obvious." Keyleth says, "None of you want to deal with him, so have him report to me."

[Oh okay. Didn't know that.]

[Also, why would Tlaloc get an AoO? The bandit didn't move out of one of his threatened squares and you don't get one for moving into them. Yes, AoO rules are confusing :wink:]

Carstina charges Blade A.

[9+4+2(charge)=15 v/s AC, 4 damage]

"Taste steel, fiend!"

[Spell DCs are 10+ABILITY MODIFIER+SPELL LEVEL, yes.]

[So, erm. What now? People do stuff? :grin:]

"I definitely agree. The organisation is too big to go at from one angle. We each play to their strengths."

"The Cleric, Paladin and Monk organisations should be visible. Get your message out...

Dude whaaaaaaat. The Guardian is the place for liberal hippies like me. You're probably thinking of the Mail, the Sun or the Telegraph (to a lesser extent.)

EDIT: and is also relatively high...

[Ini: 6+3=9]

"So, you've given me two choices - Either I die, or I die after sticking my steel in your gut. Is that right?"

"You're lying. What do you really want?" Carstina replies, her rapier firmly in her hand. "And is it worth your life?"

[Sense motive: 20(!)+4=24 - is he actually the leader, and what can I pick up about the group?]

Carstina draws her weapons with a flourish and steps forward.

"State your business." Carstina says

[I have many thoughts, none of them are "Level appropriate encounter." :tongue:]

[Spot: 11+0=11, Listen: 13+0=11]

[Good by me.]

"Falling to Shoulin." Keyleth replies, "Equally, I see no reason why anyone involved would destroy Chimney - but it being under a brutal dictator? It's no picnic."



"His reputation would take a...

Oh, so they're *definitely* evil :tongue:

"Alright... shall we take a look at the previous targets and the next?"

SHE MUST DIE.

(Also it's a sound strategic decision.)

No, actually. I was thinking it was a reference to something historical, but I'm not sure what.

Exactly what I was thinking.

and on the valuableness: I think you're discounting arrogance. She's a member of their inner circle - and it's rumoured that she is his lover... Imagine the hit to his...

"Where exactly else do you see this going?" Keyleth replies, "He expands his influence in the city, establishing his authority, expanding his army and then...?"

"For now, I'll stick to...

[The circle "has a direction" if you look at the ones that were attacked first. I.E. the ones being attacked are in a pattern going clockwise around the circle.]

[Cade full sneak attacks, I fire off a disintegrate. Job done.]

[Wait, sorry. Belay that. I meant sorcerer XD - It was Teal who was being silly. WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE TWO ARCANE CASTERS ANYWAY? :tongue:]

[Not easily. She's not going to go out alone, so you'd have to fight off her guard AND subdue and capture someone who has access to Teleport. And if you screw up the first attempt, you don't get a...

[Ah. I'm still advocating assassination to a group of LG people, so... :shrug: XD]

[Pick up on which one?]

It may surprise you to know that I have opinions on this topic. I'm busy this evening (and this afternoon getting ready for this evening), but I'll reply after. Just subscribing to remind myself.

"You underestimate the power of information, Aiden. They're planning something - and it's definitely not good. That information no longer being secret is a great blow." Keyleth replies....

""I wonder why it's a bad thing that a town's food supplies are being systematically destroyed"," Says the Sorcerer." Carstina says.

"So... we're assuming non-humanoid but intelligent? Or at...

"I did say you weren't going to like it." She says, looking around. "Noone else was going to recommend it, and the strategic justification is sound. It's not vital, but it'll prevent every single one...

Sorry, what do you mean? The any comments? Yeah, NPC question I guess. Although PCs could chip in.

[What time is it? Also, what's the area surrounding the farms? Forest?]

"Alright, so we need to go and investigate. Maybe talk to the people in the area - failing that, camp out and see if we can...