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    "Men who fish in other men's ponds often catch...

    "Men who fish in other men's ponds often catch crabs." Ostensibly some ancient proverb, but I just think it's hilarious.
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    On the subject of whether or not opposites...

    On the subject of whether or not opposites attract, my dad said, "If that were true, you'd be attracted to little old Chinese ladies."
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    My dad, during a lively game of ultimate frisbee,...

    My dad, during a lively game of ultimate frisbee, had this profound defense advice: "Stick to 'em like ugly on ape."
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