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  1. You're right, and I'm determined to mend my ways....

    You're right, and I'm determined to mend my ways. Please, don't leave me out in the darkness. Tell me which fringe news source I should be turning to instead. Start with the news sources you're...
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    So I broke down and watched Meet The Press live,...

    So I broke down and watched Meet The Press live, instead of waiting for the podcast. But that's not the important thing. The important thing is that Joel Osteen shows up right afterwards.

    Joel...
  3. That's better.

    That's better.
  4. "Clean-up on aisle CP" time. You're both...

    "Clean-up on aisle CP" time.

    You're both factually incorrect and engaged in the very divisiveness you just finished moaning about, inaccurately I might add, from Jim, who was clearly attempting...
  5. Allow me to gently point out that no one but the...

    Allow me to gently point out that no one but the right fringe has claimed the detailed criticisms of Trump's incompetence are based on his choice of instant tanning lotions.

    Or, to say it more...
  6. They didn't say Trump was chosen for us by God,...

    They didn't say Trump was chosen for us by God, either.



    I'd like to continue under the delusion that crackpots and Christians are separate categories. It's comforting to me. You're not...
  7. "God gave us grace when he was elected." He...

    "God gave us grace when he was elected."

    He thinks Trump was chosen for us by his God.

    No, I didn't see the presser, and I have no idea what My Pillow is either, so I googled this guy up. ...
  8. Remember the drive-up testing centers at...

    Remember the drive-up testing centers at Wal-mart. Remember the google site where you could be directed to a testing center.

    These press briefings have been long on promises and short on...
  9. The word you're looking for is "distinguished." ...

    The word you're looking for is "distinguished." Try practicing that three feet away from the bathroom mirrors at Church.

    Did you know they've got a new superhero in Mexico? They call her Susana...
  10. Or you could put aside the breathless...

    Or you could put aside the breathless exaggerations ... no, I don't expect you'll get that, even with this hint ... of mild criticism ... and no, you're not going to get that either ... and earn some...
  11. If you'd called it virulent annoyance, I could...

    If you'd called it virulent annoyance, I could almost see myself calling it witty.
  12. Mine is surprisingly comfortable, like an old...

    Mine is surprisingly comfortable, like an old t-shirt.
  13. Every morning I wake up knowing we're all...

    Every morning I wake up knowing we're all together in our admiration of my perfect hair.
  14. This morning, I cut the arm off an old t-shirt,...

    This morning, I cut the arm off an old t-shirt, pulled it over my head and called it a face covering.
  15. I dunno, but I'm pretty sure, "These briefings...

    I dunno, but I'm pretty sure, "These briefings could be better designed" doesn't normally qualify as virulent hatred. Then again, it's an adjective that's topically apropos, so I'll cut you some...
  16. That's not helpful, preacher.

    That's not helpful, preacher.
  17. Really? Where was that? There's a light...

    Really? Where was that?



    There's a light at the end of that tunnel, Jim.

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  18. I know you're likely wicked busy right now, but...

    I know you're likely wicked busy right now, but if you get a chance, could you check my math on Imperial College-London Report 9?
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    Ferguson means Neil Ferguson of the Imperial...

    Ferguson means Neil Ferguson of the Imperial College-London Covid-19 Response Team. As to the rest of the mw stuff, well ... here's a link to those "private" calculations. ...
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    Might want to check your sources on that, pirate....

    Might want to check your sources on that, pirate.

    It was a treatment for fish parasites. They overdosed.
  21. We caught the trolling the first time, but thanks...

    We caught the trolling the first time, but thanks for the repeats, Captain O.
  22. Science doesn't care whether you take its answers...

    Science doesn't care whether you take its answers or not.
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    Okay, so I didn't invite you on the last trip to...

    Okay, so I didn't invite you on the last trip to Key Largo. How many times do I have to apologize?

    Get over it already.
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    She applying for a position on the committee.

    She applying for a position on the committee.
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    Listen, let's get this straight. I'm the one...

    Listen, let's get this straight. I'm the one with the boat. He's the one who banned the Gerbil.

    I'm not sure why folks keep getting those confused.
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