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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Why sit around and make fun of the lost? why not instead make a list of people who need the most help?

      I do not think our Master would apporve of us playing tom foolery with his lost children, I would rethink the activity that goes on in this room.

      Especially you Mr. Holding, It seems you are the ring leader of this project that riducules the lost in all sorts of ways, what does the Lord speak to you in yopur heart about these issues?

      The Lord would not laugh at those who were dwelling in ignorance, he would convince them of their ignorance through the use of truth, not by riduculing them.

      This is my opinion that I have formed based upon the knowledge I have from our Master, so no need to heed me, do what you will, but my Master does not approve.

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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Theostudent View Post
      Why sit around and make fun of the lost? why not instead make a list of people who need the most help?
      Shame. There should be due embarrassment for people who make claims they ought to know better about. It's not the lost that are the problem. It's those that are trying to shame Christianity.

      I do not think our Master would apporve of us playing tom foolery with his lost children, I would rethink the activity that goes on in this room.
      His lost children? If they are lost, how can they be his child?

      Especially you Mr. Holding, It seems you are the ring leader of this project that riducules the lost in all sorts of ways, what does the Lord speak to you in yopur heart about these issues?
      I wasn't aware the Lord was speaking to our hearts. Got a Scriptural basis for this?

      The Lord would not laugh at those who were dwelling in ignorance, he would convince them of their ignorance through the use of truth, not by riduculing them.
      Psalm 2 anyone?

      This is my opinion that I have formed based upon the knowledge I have from our Master, so no need to heed me, do what you will, but my Master does not approve.
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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Theostudent View Post
      Especially you Mr. Holding, It seems you are the ring leader of this project that riducules the lost in all sorts of ways, what does the Lord speak to you in yopur heart about these issues?
      Are you aware that the screwball feature is a parody of an atheist site that laughs at fundamentalist believers?
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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Phoenix Fawkes View Post
      Shame. There should be due embarrassment for people who make claims they ought to know better about. It's not the lost that are the problem. It's those that are trying to shame Christianity.

      They ought to know better about? Lets see, I guess that you have known all things for all time, yes, indeed, and if you didnt know everything you deserve to be made fun of of course , especially by the followers of Jesus Christ, yer right, wow I am so stupid!


      His lost children? If they are lost, how can they be his child?

      10 “See that you do not despise one of these little ones. For I tell you that in heaven their angels always see the face of my Father who is in heaven. [4] 12 What do you think? If a man has a hundred sheep, and one of them has gone astray, does he not leave the ninety-nine on the mountains and go in search of the one that went astray? 13 And if he finds it, truly, I say to you, he rejoices over it more than over the ninety-nine that never went astray. 14 So it is not the will of my [5] Father who is in heaven that one of these little ones should perish.

      I wasn't aware the Lord was speaking to our hearts. Got a Scriptural basis for this?

      Exodus 7:23
      Pharaoh turned and went into his house, and he did not take even this to heart.
      Psalm 27:14
      Wait for the Lord; be strong, and let your heart take courage; wait for the Lord!
      Psalm 37:4
      Delight yourself in the Lord, and he will give you the desires of your heart.
      Psalm 37:31
      Psalm 40:8
      I delight to do your will, O my God; your law is within my heart.”
      Psalm 41:6
      And when one comes to see me, he utters empty words, while his heart gathers iniquity; when he goes out, he tells it abroad.

      The law of his God is in his heart; his steps do not slip.


      Psalm 2 anyone?

      4 He who sits in the heavens laughs;
      the Lord holds them in derision.
      5 Then he will speak to them in his wrath,
      and terrify them in his fury, saying,
      6 “As for me, I have set my King
      on Zion, my holy hill.”

      haha, nice interpretation, so you take the position of God the Father, Shame on you brother.




      How's the view?
      the view from the bottom is awesome, I humble myself before my God and my King, you should try it sometime.

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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Theostudent View Post
      Why sit around and make fun of the lost? why not instead make a list of people who need the most help?
      Ooohh. We have a Pharisee in da house.

      OK, you're first on the list then.

      I do not think our Master would apporve of us playing tom foolery with his lost children, I would rethink the activity that goes on in this room.
      Old suggestion....yawn...for the last permutation see http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...ad.php?t=89812

      Especially you Mr. Holding, It seems you are the ring leader of this project that riducules the lost in all sorts of ways, what does the Lord speak to you in yopur heart about these issues?
      He says: "Keep it up. At least someone out there is being bold enough to call down these idiots."

      The Lord would not laugh at those who were dwelling in ignorance, he would convince them of their ignorance through the use of truth, not by riduculing them.
      *cough* Matthew 23. *cough*

      They never learn....

      This is my opinion that I have formed based upon the knowledge I have from our Master, so no need to heed me, do what you will, but my Master does not approve.
      Your Master???

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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Please try to use the quote tags properly, Theostudent. Your post responses are hard to follow.
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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...ad.php?t=99881

      Confirmed. Theo is another case of the Screwballs coming to US.

      How about a six pack of the blood, there, Theo?

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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by LilPunkishOfTerror View Post
      Are you aware that the screwball feature is a parody of an atheist site that laughs at fundamentalist believers?

      Yeah so? it is expected from people who do not have the annointing of the holy Spirit, from those that do, it should nevar be done.

      Speak the truth in love, not ridicule, your ways are not in line with the teaching I have found in the scriptures, an eye for an eye?

      If someone slaps you on your face, show them the other side.

      if someone steals yer coat, give them yer cloak also,

      this is the way of our Lord.

      Follow it.

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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...ad.php?t=99881

      Confirmed. Theo is another case of the Screwballs coming to US.

      How about a six pack of the blood, there, Theo?
      My Lords blood is always del;icious to my soul, it is the hidden manna, but you obviously would know nothing about that, apostate.

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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Yes. Do learn the quoting system.



      They ought to know better about? Lets see, I guess that you have known all things for all time, yes, indeed, and if you didnt know everything you deserve to be made fun of of course , especially by the followers of Jesus Christ, yer right, wow I am so stupid!
      Because you do not know all things does not mean that you cannot know somethings. When someone comes out with the concept of Mithraism or the idea of a flat sphere, they should be ashamed of using arguments that are pathetically weak. (And Jesus did shame his opponents in argument. Check where he said "Have you not read?"



      10 “See that you do not despise one of these little ones. For I tell you that in heaven their angels always see the face of my Father who is in heaven. [4] 12 What do you think? If a man has a hundred sheep, and one of them has gone astray, does he not leave the ninety-nine on the mountains and go in search of the one that went astray? 13 And if he finds it, truly, I say to you, he rejoices over it more than over the ninety-nine that never went astray. 14 So it is not the will of my [5] Father who is in heaven that one of these little ones should perish.
      Reference?


      Exodus 7:23
      Pharaoh turned and went into his house, and he did not take even this to heart.
      Psalm 27:14
      Wait for the Lord; be strong, and let your heart take courage; wait for the Lord!
      Psalm 37:4
      Delight yourself in the Lord, and he will give you the desires of your heart.
      Psalm 37:31
      Psalm 40:8
      I delight to do your will, O my God; your law is within my heart.”
      Psalm 41:6
      And when one comes to see me, he utters empty words, while his heart gathers iniquity; when he goes out, he tells it abroad.

      The law of his God is in his heart; his steps do not slip.
      Hmmm. I don't see God speaking to anyone's heart in these verses. I see the law written on our hearts, which I agree with, but I don't see that as God speaking to my heart. And what of this Exodus 7? How does that indicate God speaking to someone's heart?



      4 He who sits in the heavens laughs;
      the Lord holds them in derision.5 Then he will speak to them in his wrath,
      and terrify them in his fury, saying,
      6 “As for me, I have set my King
      on Zion, my holy hill.”

      haha, nice interpretation, so you take the position of God the Father, Shame on you brother.
      Um. You said you didn't think God would do this. I just showed you a passage where he does just that. How am I taking his place in that way?





      the view from the bottom is awesome, I humble myself before my God and my King, you should try it sometime.
      Wow. It's great to know you're so much better that you humble than those of us who do not. I suppose Jesus wasn't humble in shaming his opponents. That darn Paul also who said that the circumcision crowd should emasculate themselves. I guess he needs to learn some humility.
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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Theostudent View Post
      Yeah so? it is expected from people who do not have the annointing of the holy Spirit, from those that do, it should nevar be done.

      Speak the truth in love, not ridicule, your ways are not in line with the teaching I have found in the scriptures, an eye for an eye?

      If someone slaps you on your face, show them the other side.

      if someone steals yer coat, give them yer cloak also,

      this is the way of our Lord.

      Follow it.
      He means, "decontextualize". Of course.

      I assume everyone knows the proper exegesis of these passages except for Jeannie here, but as usual:

      Face slap -- refers purely to personal insult, which was what a slap was; not to public discussion and matters related to overarching truths.

      Cloak -- refers to someone who physically threatens you and robs you; viable advice in a day before systematic policing was done except for the very wealthy.

      Sing it Theo....

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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Theostudent View Post
      My Lords blood is always del;icious to my soul, it is the hidden manna, but you obviously would know nothing about that, apostate.
      This deserves a screwball all by itself. How do you know the heart of another? By what authority do you judge?
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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Theostudent View Post
      Speak the truth in love, not ridicule, your ways are not in line with the teaching I have found in the scriptures, an eye for an eye?
      Really now, so when Elijah tells the Baal prophets 'maybe he's on a journey' while they attack themselves trying in vain to get Baal's attention, he is no longer operating according to his anointing?
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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      [QUOTE=jpholding;2034766]Ooohh. We have a Pharisee in da house.

      OK, you're first on the list then.


      Sure help me be more of an Edited by a Moderator to the ignorant like you, teach me how to mock people, i am sure jesus would approve.

      He says: "Keep it up. At least someone out there is being bold enough to call down these idiots."

      Yeah i am sure he says to speak the truth in ridicule, just like paul taught, thats right boast and boast about how smart you are mr. holding, nice job, yer really helping those athiets by building a wall of hatred between us, good job!



      *cough* Matthew 23. *cough*

      13 “But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you shut the kingdom of heaven in people's faces. For you neither enter yourselves nor allow those who would enter to go in. [4] 15 Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you travel across sea and land to make a single proselyte, and when he becomes a proselyte, you make him twice as much a child of hell [5] as yourselves.

      your the hypocrite shutting the kingdom of God in peoples faces, foolish man.


      your master???

      Luke 9:33
      And as the men were parting from him, Peter said to Jesus, “Master, it is good that we are here. Let us make three tents, one for you and one for Moses and one for Elijah”—not knowing what he said.

      Luke 8:24
      And they went and woke him, saying, “Master, Master, we are perishing!” And he awoke and rebuked the wind and the raging waves, and they ceased, and there was a calm.


      you make Jesus look bad.

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      Re: August 2007 Screwballs

      Hey Theo, if you must teach people not to ridicule, then don't call JP an apostate.

      Be consistent with truth!
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