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      Re: Trout and Gerbil's Marital and Singles Advice Thread

      Quote Originally posted by mossrose View Post
      I think that the only workable options out of all those you have given me are numbers
      B and E.

      Maybe we should address the question of your commitment in this fish eating situation?
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      Okay, Dr. Phil. Step up and be that hero, then.
      Dr. Phil called me a couple times today, he needed some advice about his marriage.
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      Maybe we should address the question of your commitment in this fish eating situation?
      I am seriously commited to getting him to eat more fish.


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      I am seriously commited to getting him to eat more fish.

      Not according to your response to my advice. You're only two fifths committed.

      That's not good enough.
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      But out of the options you gave me, those 2 are the only workable ones!

      You didn't say I had to do ALL of them!


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      Re: Trout and Gerbil's Marital and Singles Advice Thread

      I've got a question.

      For a single guy, what's your stance on dating Canadians?
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      Re: Trout and Gerbil's Marital and Singles Advice Thread

      yes.... what IS your stance?
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      Re: Trout and Gerbil's Marital and Singles Advice Thread

      i don't think they will fit into the mass spectrometer, sorry.
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      Re: Trout and Gerbil's Marital and Singles Advice Thread

      I guess that's why no one knows how old mossy is.

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      Re: Trout and Gerbil's Marital and Singles Advice Thread

      Canadians don't make marriage material, Nick.

      They're too smelly.
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      Canadians don't make marriage material, Nick.

      They're too smelly.

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      Think about it like this Nick, a couple of skunks aren't in the least offended by the smell of one another, a Canadian and an American would be like mixing a skunk and a gardenia blossom.
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      I am telling Mr. mossy you called him a skunk.


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      Re: Trout and Gerbil's Marital and Singles Advice Thread

      I recently asked my wife if she realized we've been married nearly 245 dog years. She fixed me with an expressionless stare over her morning cup of tea for a full minute, then slowly raised her index finger.

      She hasn't spoken to me since. This was three weeks ago.

      Did I do something wrong?

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      Re: Trout and Gerbil's Marital and Singles Advice Thread

      Oh Trout.... I believe you have a question to answer
      What if a demon were to creep after you one night and say, "This life that you live must be lived by you once again and innumerable times more; and every pain and joy and thought and sigh must come again to you, all in the same sequence. The eternal hourglass will again and again be turned -- and you with it!"? Would you throw yourself down, gnash your teeth and curse that demon? Or would you answer, "Never have I heard anything more divine"? ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

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