Wiccan/Pagan Chillout Thread! (Christians welcome!)

[Sparko]

How many millions do you think they spent to rebuild her ? In 1970 dollars the price was right at six, but now today....

from what I could tell it was all nanotech, so probably $6 in parts. $6 Trillion on research.

[Crow]

'Morning y'all! I'm going to send the possum over with some beer as soon as I can find him--he went to sleep somewhere in his room.

[Nicholas]

Well, we'll need something to stoke the fires with after all the witches are done. :neener:

You can't burn me unless I weigh the same as a duck and am therefore made of wood. Those are the rules.

[Storico]

Awesome, Nicholas. I do believe I have discovered a fellow Python fan.

[Trout]

I have a Wiccan neighbor, she's nutty.

I had to paint half of Mrs. Johnson's yard light black because it was polluting the Wiccans night time darkness. She called it light pollution.

A couple times a year the Wiccan has a big party, it goes all day and half the night, lots of drums beating, lots of nude people running about. It makes me very angry . . .she's never invited me

[Sparko]

you painted a yard?

[Sparko]

By my rules? Absolutely!

well technically Atheists are not allowed to post in the world religion area without mod permission, but we generally take into consideration the thread starters wishes so in this case they can post in here as long as they behave and bring us some beer.

[Jnthn]

Bionic borg chick show was pretty good. I think I will keep watching her er the show.

The actress is a refugge from British Soaps. She looked rough as a cheesegrated in that.

J

[The Curtmudgeon]

A couple times a year the Wiccan has a big party, it goes all day and half the night, lots of drums beating, lots of nude people running about. It makes me very angry . . .she's never invited me

I have a friend among my wargaming buddies back home, Trout, who is into the Burning Man festival that is held every year, and involves large numbers of people running around in the nude. When he comes back from it every year, we get regaled with his stories about all the nudity.

This guy is over 300 pounds, no more than 6' tall, and gross in a number of other ways besides. I ask you -- no, I beg you, Trout, in your own self-interest -- please think twice about attending these nude Wiccan parties -- you may find yourself in need of gouging or burning your eyes out.

The (on the other hand, if there's numbers of lithe, red-haired young women, send me an address) Curtmudgeon

[Storico]

Justin, keep your love spells or your fertility spells the heck away from these men.

[Trout]

I have a friend among my wargaming buddies back home, Trout, who is into the Burning Man festival that is held every year, and involves large numbers of people running around in the nude. When he comes back from it every year, we get regaled with his stories about all the nudity.

I've always wanted to go to Burning Man, it looks like insanity enfleshed. I know a couple of people who've went and they say it's a must-see.

This guy is over 300 pounds, no more than 6' tall, and gross in a number of other ways besides. I ask you -- no, I beg you, Trout, in your own self-interest -- please think twice about attending these nude Wiccan parties -- you may find yourself in need of gouging or burning your eyes out.

The Wiccans should make some kind of commandment about nude fat men. Maybe outlaw them because of the Reed?

The (on the other hand, if there's numbers of lithe, red-haired young women, send me an address) Curtmudgeon

I won't know unless I'm invited, the wife takes my binoculars away on "party day".

[Storico]

I won't know unless I'm invited, the wife takes my binoculars away on "party day".

Has Jr. been kept away from the binocs, too?

[The Curtmudgeon]

I won't know unless I'm invited, the wife takes my binoculars away on "party day".

The (*notes "camoflaged binoculars for Trout" on Christmas list*) Curtmudgeon

[Trout]

Has Jr. been kept away from the binocs, too?

That's a good idea, I could send Jr. over and get the skinny on the festivities.

[Trout]

The (*notes "camoflaged binoculars for Trout" on Christmas list*) Curtmudgeon

Actually, I'd need some kind of telescope, I live in the country and my "neighbors" aren't all that close. They're probably half a mile off. Maybe a camouflaged Hubbel would work?