Wiccan/Pagan Chillout Thread! (Christians welcome!)

[Johnny MacManky]

I betcha Simon Cowell didn't manufacture that lot.

[gharfish]

Chill out ? Heat 'er up !!

[Storico]

"Action Jeans"

[Nicholas]

And now for something completely different!

ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!

(Source: http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm)

[technomage]

And now for something completely different!

ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up!

(Source: http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm)

One of the best scenes in the movie!

[Ice Angel]

Uh....I just have a quick question and then I'll be out the door....



Why do you people want to pour grog over me? What did I ever do to you?

[Storico]

Good question. Very good question. YEAH, GUYS, WHY THE GROG?!?

(Maybe I'll pour mudslide all over you.)

[Ice Angel]

Uh....negatory on the Mudslide.

How about some tequila?

[Johnny MacManky]

Tequila on Ice? Cool....

[Littlejoe]

Uh....I just have a quick question and then I'll be out the door....



Why do you people want to pour grog over me? What did I ever do to you?

Pouring anything over you makes it (and us by connection) immediately cool! Right?

LJ

[Lili]

[Ice Angel]

Actually....

pouring anything on me might get you a massive amount of pain and blood loss.

[Johnny MacManky]

I think Jenn prefers cream.... Ice Cream






































:foodfight:

[Thirsty Possum]

Auntie Crow is mean and hateful!

She made me carry all of this stuff over and my poor little back is tired.

I told her that you could never enjoy this knowing all of the suffering it has caused a poor little possum.

Auntie Crow is so inconsiderate! Please yell at her for abusing me!

:bud: :myer: :coke: :stoleys: :gin: :dew: :yoohoo: :shrimp: :cheese: :chickn: :deli1: :deli2: :deli3: :cpot: :veg: :fruit: :donut1: :donut2: :donut3: :donut4:

[Johnny MacManky]

erm Possum... Where's my guinness?