Twebbers are bored!

[shunyadragon]

So, we must find the most trivial of news and talk about it! Or cute stuff.

Random news article. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...e-weeks-apart/

Was anyone not aware that you could have one twin delivered and then deliver the other baby a month later? Hey! Does that mean one of them was a person and the other wasn't? Or does that comment mean this thread should now be moved to the padded room?

Under the current laws both would be protected as persons.

[shunyadragon]

That's [a] Plank

Then, . . . walk the plank!

[Christianbookworm]

Then, . . . walk the plank!

No, you walk the plank!

[Bisto]

Better. Let us talk the plank into walking itself.

[Christianbookworm]

Might need the Blue Fairy to bring the plank to life! Well, puppet...

[Bisto]

Might need the Blue Fairy to bring the plank to life! Well, puppet...

I am not sure life is the best way to go. A puppet is used to simulate life, so it understandably 'wanted' to become alive and, indeed, a real boy. A plank, on the other hand, may be used to simulate floor, so presumably it would want to become real soil!

[Sparko]

this thread is boring


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[Bisto]

this thread is boring


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If you expand the horizon under study, it'll become clear it's actually a periodic phenomenon depending on speculation and market expectations. Look for the projected betterness bubble. THEN will you see boredom, and boring will be the seeing thereof.