Vote for LostSheep for January Alumnus!

[Pereynol of Sheer Dread]

I'd like to put LostSheep on the ballot for President of the United States, but since it's too late for that (fundraising difficulties and all), I've decided to start him at the grassroots level. LostSheep is an omnicompetent genius who hasn't let his stellar qualities go to his head. He could have let his cerebral loftiness carry him far away from the fellowship of the little people like you and me--but he didn't! He'll be there for us. He'll see to it that we get the free universal therapy we couldn't ever have afforded otherwise; he's got a comprehensive shoutbox therapy plan and won't be overcome by payoffs from the insurance companies or red tape or congressional gridlock. He won't invade other theology sites without provocation. Even though he's a Calvinist, I know he'll treat Arminians right. Vote for LostSheep. He's one of us. Your life just might depend on it!

[JB]

You make a persuasive case. He'll undoubtedly have my vote, but first I'd like to see the range of options.

[Pereynol of Sheer Dread]

Thanks JB !!!

"LS2---he's no foo!" January '08

(LS2 did NOT approve this message, but please vote for him anyway.)

[Pereynol of Sheer Dread]

Just yesterday, I was having an early brunch in Iowa with Huckabee, Obama, and Mononoke. We were consulting together over how best to conduct our respective campaigns over chad-roe (yes---"chad") jello bites and caviare and Mononoke's proverbial kool-aide. Everyone acknowledged (or---might have acknowledged if they'd been actually given the chance) that my advice had been instrumental in their almost assured victories. We had a toast, and everone waxed thoughtful. Then the conversation turned to LostSheep. The mood shifted to one of reverence and much deserved awe. LostSheep is rather like one of Plato's philosopher-kings in that he who has no ambition to rule (because of his own inner balance, among other factors) would of course make the finest ruler. In a word, such exalted beings must be compelled to rule, in a manner of speaking. We all were in agreement about this, in fact. Huckabee and Obama have, rumor has it, decided to join TWeb incognito just to cast their votes---and, get this---Senator Clinton is, I've heard (though I could be mistaken) decided to participate incognita. Now, that's real power---basking in the mutual admiration of foes---without even trying or being trying to anyone.

The depth of this man! To be involved with this enterprise is, no doubt, the very apex of our lives! Don't miss this rare opportunity to be a part of something really extraordinary, folks! Vote LS2 today!!!!

disclaimer: Nobody's approved this message, either. But VOTE. This bit of fiction is not truer than fiction, but it does have merits of its own---for the discerning of heart and mind....

"LS2---cares about you" Jammin' January '08

[Pereynol of Sheer Dread]

Bump ba bump bump BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pereynol of Sheer Dread]

If I can only contribute to LostSheep's election, my legacy here on TWeb will be assured and I can then retire in peace....

[Pereynol of Sheer Dread]

If LS2 wins, we need to get some feedback about where to build his AOTM memorial library, as well as what items to include, etc, etc. All suggestions appreciated....

[Johnny MacManky]

You make an impressive case for voting for roasted mutton.

[Pereynol of Sheer Dread]

You make an impressive case for voting for roasted mutton.

It's a fine dish, and it's FDA approved.

Everything's down to the wire now. We're on the verge of culinary madness.



In search of peanut butter worms,
Our knives run rampant through the rye;
We sacrifice our lives to learn....



Don't let this happen to you. Vote Mutton---January 2008---before it's too late....

[Pereynol of Sheer Dread]

This dead-heat ballot is so difficult to endure....

Vote Mutton---save your soul!

[gharfish]

...how to vote for Mr. LS ? I am not too smart; can you give a link, here, LPoSD ?

[Pereynol of Sheer Dread]

...how to vote for Mr. LS ? I am not too smart; can you give a link, here, LPoSD ?

Great! (And my most sincere thanks---not to mention the implicit thanks you'll receive from posterity!)

I'm no computer wizard myself, but:

Just go to the homepage (click on the house symbol at top right), then look at the menu on the right margin and click on "alumni ballot." Then, scroll down till you find LS2. Thanks!

[gharfish]

Yeah, that Sheep is great. NO, I didn't eat him ! ...I just look full is all.

[LostSheep]

I want to thank you Pereynol for your tireless efforts in getting me elected! Your efforts seem to be paying off.

Thanks so much, even though I feel the other candidates are much more worthy of winning.

[Johnny MacManky]

Alotmus of tender Mutton?