Periodic Table!!!!

[Sparko]

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I win!!!!

[HMS_Beagle]

nobody answered my question. What is it the rest of the time?

Aperiodic obviously.

[rogue06]

Figured I wait awhile before offering this:

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[Rational Gaze]

Let's discuss the periodic table! Has anyone here actually memorized ALL of the elements?

Yes, actually:
http://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/name-the-elements.php

[Sparko]

Figured I wait awhile before offering this:

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obviously the periodic table is a conspiracy by fundy chemists who refuse to admit the truth... that I won the 4th grade science fair with my baking soda volcano.

The Institute for Progressive Alchemy (which I founded just now) has always stated that chemistry is a lie. Only by believing in the Philosopher's Stone can we move forward into a new era of Magical Science and Prosperity. When we turn all of the lead into gold, not only will we be ridding our children of a horrible danger in paint, we will make everyone rich beyond their imagination!! So, come! Join us in our glorious quest!

Send $19.99 plus $10.99 for shipping and handling for a brochure explaining how you can donate to the Institute for Progressive Alchemy, to PO Box 1234, Pueblo, Co, 43990

If you don't donate, another Indian will cry.

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[rogue06]

obviously the periodic table is a conspiracy by fundy chemists who refuse to admit the truth... that I won the 4th grade science fair with my baking soda volcano.

The Institute for Progressive Alchemy (which I founded just now) has always stated that chemistry is a lie. Only by believing in the Philosopher's Stone can we move forward into a new era of Magical Science and Prosperity. When we turn all of the lead into gold, not only will we be ridding our children of a horrible danger in paint, we will make everyone rich beyond their imagination!! So, come! Join us in our glorious quest!

Send $19.99 plus $10.99 for shipping and handling for a brochure explaining how you can donate to the Institute for Progressive Alchemy, to PO Box 1234, Pueblo, Co, 43990

If you don't donate, another Indian will cry.

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I shoulda won my science fair for the perpetual meth lab I made in 3rd grade but they called the DEA instead. Had to change my name from Rogue06 to rogue06 and go into hiding (my lawyer Goode Boyd says that statutes of limitations expired)

[Bill the Cat]

I memorized everything except the radioactive part when I was in school. I still can ramble most of them off...

[Cow Poke]

I memorized everything except the radioactive part when I was in school. I still can ramble most of them off...

Were you afraid you'd glow in the dark if you memorized the radioactive ones?

[Bill the Cat]

Were you afraid you'd glow in the dark if you memorized the radioactive ones?

Nah. Names were too long and hard to pronounce. Molybdenum is enough...

[NorrinRadd]

if it is only a table periodically, what is it the rest of the time?

Episodic.

[NorrinRadd]

Let's discuss the periodic table! Has anyone here actually memorized ALL of the elements?

Yes, around 40 years ago I knew all of the elements (that were known at that time) by name and symbol, and quite a few by atomic number and weight.

Most of that information has long since been deleted or overwritten.