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    please delete

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    Last edited by seer; 05-23-2016 at 09:08 AM.
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

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    Never. This thread is historic. It has to be protected.

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    But he did say Please...
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    It is on the protected list of the Historical Thread Society. One day, maybe 200 years from now, Internet Archeologists will stumble upon a fossilized Theologyweb and find this thread preserved in pristine quality. Those who post here will be famous.

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    It's click bait! It must stay!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    It is on the protected list of the Historical Thread Society. One day, maybe 200 years from now, Internet Archeologists will stumble upon a fossilized Theologyweb and find this thread preserved in pristine quality. Those who post here will be famous.
    Then I refusify to post here. I prefericate to be unanimous.

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    Historic Forum Thread Found!
    May 23, 2216 AP
    by Jacks2156x31n12

    Today, Internet Archeologists found a perfectly preserved discussion thread from 200 years ago. This thread was labeled "Please Delete" and ironically it seems to be the only thread that was not deleted in the great World Internet War of 2142 when the terrorist rogue09 set off the Nuclear Squirrel Worm that wiped out 99% of the internet and left it in a nuclear terrabit winter until Trout256, Old Yellow Pants himself, rebooted the Internet with an online Roller Derby eventathon 2 weeks later. Almost an entire generation in Internet Time.

    Since that time, Internet Archeologists have been searching for clues of what the ancient internet was like. Today, we found out. And apparently we owe the preservation to a person named Sparko, and yes, it seems to be the infamous internet pirate himself! It seems that the legends are true about Sparko the pirate after all. Studying his posts, Internet Archeologist, Dr. Jim23$34.X12, says, "Studying the posts of this Sparko, it is clear from his incredible foresight in preserving this thread, and his complete humbleness displayed in the thread while leading others, not to mention his dashing good looks and hoards of bacon, we can come to no other conclusion that this is indeed the legendary Sparko the pirate."

    When asked how they knew what Sparko looked like from the thread, Dr. X12 said they utilized a new forensic tool that can reconstruct a poster's face from the textual and grammatical DNA of the post.

    Today is truly a historical day.

    Dr. X12 said that Sparko had so much foresight that he actually included a copy of this very article in the thread, 200 years before I wrote it!

    Simply amazing!!

  11. Amen Jedidiah, Chrawnus, DesertBerean, Meh Gerbil, JimL amen'd this post.
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    Really guys!!!!!!!!
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

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    Quote Originally Posted by seer View Post
    Really guys!!!!!!!!
    And here is the Thread Starter, himself! Everyone give Seer a big hand.

    Thank you for creating this wonderful thread that will carry our words into the future. Our posts will be immortal!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    And here is the Thread Starter, himself! Everyone give Seer a big hand.

    Thank you for creating this wonderful thread that will carry our words into the future. Our posts will be immortal!

    I hate you!
    Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

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