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      Brother Vinny's Dictionary!

      In the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, and other satiric dictionaries that have followed, I present to you daily (or, as often as I can manage) entries from Brother Vinny's Dictionary!

      Today's inaugural entry:

      The Plot <th& 'plät>

      Apt title for dead theolgy suitable for little else than burial.

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      hehheh.

      Open Theism, a theology that reduces God to being a pretty good guesser.

      (jus pickin on the OVers)
      Living so free is a tragedy
      When you can't be what you want to be
      Living so free is a tragedy
      When you can't see what you need to see
      -- Powerman 5000, "Free"

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      SD !!!
      If I have a mystical experience, an experience that's so overwhelming that I know now that there's a God, the cognitive fallout from that is irrelevant. The fact that that experience can be explained by psychologists in numerous ways is irrelevant to the fact that I now know.

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      :]:
      Living so free is a tragedy
      When you can't be what you want to be
      Living so free is a tragedy
      When you can't see what you need to see
      -- Powerman 5000, "Free"

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      Just a note, $cir is right. -Sparko

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      Brother Vinny, you still OV?

      And ouch on your first entry.
      Nochyu mokraya ptitsa nikogda ne letaet.
      A wet bird never flies at night. -unknown [old Russian proverb]

      Eudyptes: you are....as usual....100% correct

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      Preterism: the belief that Jesus came in all his glory in 70 AD. Appently no one noticed it though
      Living so free is a tragedy
      When you can't be what you want to be
      Living so free is a tragedy
      When you can't see what you need to see
      -- Powerman 5000, "Free"

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      Code Monkey: computer guru who spends vast amounts of time coding things only other computer gurus would care about.

      (i think i am going to offend everyone on this forum eventually :goof:)
      Living so free is a tragedy
      When you can't be what you want to be
      Living so free is a tragedy
      When you can't see what you need to see
      -- Powerman 5000, "Free"

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      If I have a mystical experience, an experience that's so overwhelming that I know now that there's a God, the cognitive fallout from that is irrelevant. The fact that that experience can be explained by psychologists in numerous ways is irrelevant to the fact that I now know.

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      Today @ 04:58 PM post located here
      Dee Dee Warren:


      Brother Vinny, you still OV?
      Truth to tell, I really don't see as how I can be, as it runs counter to what the Church teaches about God's knowledge. I still believe we have free will, and that we're morally culpable for our actions. And no, I'm not sure how it all fits yet, but I'll be working on it.

      And ouch on your first entry.
      Ouch for the misery suffered under that particular paradigm.

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      BV, be careful not to be an exsmoker.
      Nochyu mokraya ptitsa nikogda ne letaet.
      A wet bird never flies at night. -unknown [old Russian proverb]

      Eudyptes: you are....as usual....100% correct

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      Dee Dee Warren:


      BV, be careful not to be an exsmoker.

      You're right, Dee Dee. I'll try not to be bitter.

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      Brother Vinny,
      I would be curious to know if you still consider those that hold to dispensational theology, your brother or sister in Christ?
      If I have a mystical experience, an experience that's so overwhelming that I know now that there's a God, the cognitive fallout from that is irrelevant. The fact that that experience can be explained by psychologists in numerous ways is irrelevant to the fact that I now know.

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      Brother Vinny,
      I would be curious to know if you still consider those that hold to dispensational theology, your brother or sister in Christ?
      Yes, I do. There'd be a lot more strife around this house if it were otherwise.

      :bv:

      (In fact, I even consider those anti-Catholic Christians as my brothers and sisters, but it's a little difficult to fellowship with them.)

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      Thanks :bv:!
      If I have a mystical experience, an experience that's so overwhelming that I know now that there's a God, the cognitive fallout from that is irrelevant. The fact that that experience can be explained by psychologists in numerous ways is irrelevant to the fact that I now know.

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