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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    Obviously they do things different in Finland. Here in the USA and Canada, we merely whine that the Rich are too greedy and we need to take their money away and give it to us. Less work that way.
    It's all about the Finnish sisu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrawnus View Post
    Here's some tips on getting some quick and easy income:

    1. Keep your kid's allowance to yourself.

    2. Sell your organs on the black market.

    3. Break into your neighbours home and 'reappropriate' their valuables.

    4. Stand in front of the entrance to your local supermarket with a Red Cross donation box and ask for contributions.
    Apparently corneas are worth a lot of money, and who really needs two eyes anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zymologist View Post
    Apparently corneas are worth a lot of money, and who really needs two eyes anyway?
    Depth perception is overrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    not really. Only if they have a transformer in them which is pretty rare nowadays. Some electronics still use power, such as your DVR, but that is because they are not really turned off, or they would not be able to keep the time, or make recordings. So it is better to leave electronics like that plugged in, and it really doesn't save any power on other things like lights, or motors, or fans, because they are actually disconnected from the power with a switch. I laugh at that commercial that says "The more you know" and the tip is unplug your devices to save electricity. Yeah it might save a few cents, but then your alarm clocks wont work, you laptops won't charge, your DVD wont record. And things like microwaves' clocks will be wrong, etc. So to save a penny you make sure everything becomes useless and inconvenient.
    Thanks for the correction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrawnus View Post
    It's all about the Finnish sisu.
    yeah, you fins ARE a bunch of sissies. Nice to see you admit it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zymologist View Post
    Apparently corneas are worth a lot of money, and who really needs two eyes anyway?
    meh. The trick is to sell someone ELSE's organs. And then blame it all on an urban legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparko View Post
    yeah, you fins ARE a bunch of sissies. Nice to see you admit it though.
    You're not really a pirate, you're just living out a stupid fantasy on the net because you're not man enough to make it a reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrawnus View Post
    You're not really a pirate, you're just living out a stupid fantasy on the net because you're not man enough to make it a reality.
    Wait, first you say there are no NSA, and now Sparko isn't a pirate. Does that mean Teal isn't crazy cat lady?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerebrum123 View Post
    Wait, first you say there are no NSA, and now Sparko isn't a pirate. Does that mean Teal isn't crazy cat lady?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrawnus View Post
    Here's some tips on getting some quick and easy income:

    1. Keep your kid's allowance to yourself.

    2. Sell your organs on the black market.

    3. Break into your neighbours home and 'reappropriate' their valuables.

    4. Stand in front of the entrance to your local supermarket with a Red Cross donation box and ask for contributions.
    Contra the pirate who hypocritically complains about stealing, here in the US we actually say that rich people who have excess money that they aren't ever using ought to pass it to poor people who need it far more than the rich would.
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