Thread: May 2008 Screwballs
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May 5th 2008, 09:44 AM #136
Re: May 2008 Screwballs
Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of men
Than a fool in the eyes of God
From Fool's Gold by Petra
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May 5th 2008, 10:04 AM #137
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Guess who? Yup, saladfingers is at it again. When he asked a question of if shame is the same as embarrassment, I referred him back to the article he's quoted the abstract from for a succinct defintion of shame. He responded with this:
http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...25&postcount=4Oh thanks! Can you also tell me where I might be able to learn more about migration patterns of mallard ducks in the Louisiana Bayou? Or anything about the Barabaig tribe in Tanzania?"I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
-Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."
-The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List
"Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."
Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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May 5th 2008, 10:30 AM #138
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Saladfingers is racking them up this month. On martyrs who get what they deserve:
http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...30&postcount=7As it has already been established in another thread, there was no persecution during the first decade or 2 (save the ones like Stephen who outright provoked authoritative figures with insults in public...but I don't call that persecution...I call that suicide).
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May 5th 2008, 10:35 AM #139
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And this guy is a Christian too!
"I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
-Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."
-The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List
"Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."
Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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May 5th 2008, 10:46 AM #140
Re: May 2008 Screwballs
Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of men
Than a fool in the eyes of God
From Fool's Gold by Petra
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May 5th 2008, 11:16 AM #141
Re: May 2008 Screwballs
It says Christian (other) on his profile.Originally posted by Mountain Man
He is?
He sure does sound like one.I assumed he was just another fundy skeptic.
Sad isn't it? Personally, I think he's the frontrunner for Platinum n00b (I say that even with an outstanding class like billywheaton, HyperBrain, and MikeWright).Oh, and I like how he says the Christian church wasn't persecuted for 1 or 2 generations and then tries to dismiss obvious examples of persecution as the exceptions."I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
-Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."
-The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List
"Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."
Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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May 5th 2008, 11:30 AM #142
Re: May 2008 Screwballs
They just keep on coming. Yet another one from saladfingers.
http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...0&postcount=13Every time I hear of a modern day martyr somewhere in a muslim African territory, I just cannot help to think to myself " why were they there in the first place"? I just don't understand it."I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
-Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."
-The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List
"Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."
Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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May 5th 2008, 12:00 PM #143
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http://www.tektoonics.com/etc/parody/apr08scr.html
April feature is up.
http://www.tektoonics.com
Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.
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May 5th 2008, 01:27 PM #144
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This site deserves a Screwball, in my opinion... they're actually defending people who caused the death of their child because they refused to go to a doctor and chose to stay home and pray.
http://www.helptheneumanns.com/
I'm wondering if these people are familiar with "A Negligent Father is worse than No Father at all"..... I'm surprised no one else nominated these people.
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"If I had used that time to smoke pot like the other kids, I might not be so messed up now. "-Lizard on his reading Hal Lindsey in his Youth
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May 5th 2008, 03:08 PM #145
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"If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
-Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk
Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
1 Corinthians 16:13
"...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
-Ben Witherington III
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May 5th 2008, 09:34 PM #146
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the head in the sand approach works wonders ;-)SeaSanctuary
ANE is a code word for 'whatever sounds good for Christian apologetics is strongly definitional for everyone involved in Bible times.'
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May 5th 2008, 09:50 PM #147
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May 5th 2008, 10:28 PM #148
Re: May 2008 Screwballs
"If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
-Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk
Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
1 Corinthians 16:13
"...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
-Ben Witherington III
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May 6th 2008, 12:30 AM #149
Re: May 2008 Screwballs
Last edited by TheAnalogman; May 10th 2008 at 06:17 PM.
"But when you have the truth, everything fits.”—E . R. Punshon, Information Received
“We don’t know enough about the unknown to know that it is unknowable.”—G.K. Chesterton
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”—The Declaration of Independence
The Humanist Manifesto I states:
FIFTH: Humanism asserts that the nature of the universe depicted by modern science makes unacceptable any supernatural or cosmic guarantees of human values.”
“For God’s sake let the children have their minds kept open—close no doors to their knowledge; shut no door from them. Make the distinction between theology and science. Let them have both. Let them both be taught.”—ACLU Attorney Mr. Dudley Field Malone at the Scopes Trial (1925)[1]
[1] Dudley Field Malone, quoted in William Hilleary and Oren W. Metzger, eds., The World’s Most Famous Court Trial: Tennessee Evolution Case (Cincinnati: National Book Company, 1925), 187.
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May 6th 2008, 12:32 AM #150
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Quoted from the website clwinche listed:
Wait, is he BillyWheaton?
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