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      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      It speaks for Edski's lack of intellectual horsepower that book titles and descriptions are enough to give him an "education".
      I bet it saves a lot of time at the library though.
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      Guess who? Yup, saladfingers is at it again. When he asked a question of if shame is the same as embarrassment, I referred him back to the article he's quoted the abstract from for a succinct defintion of shame. He responded with this:

      Oh thanks! Can you also tell me where I might be able to learn more about migration patterns of mallard ducks in the Louisiana Bayou? Or anything about the Barabaig tribe in Tanzania?
      http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...25&postcount=4
      "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."

      "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."

      -Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

      "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."

      -The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List

      "Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."

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      Re: May 2008 Screwballs

      Saladfingers is racking them up this month. On martyrs who get what they deserve:

      As it has already been established in another thread, there was no persecution during the first decade or 2 (save the ones like Stephen who outright provoked authoritative figures with insults in public...but I don't call that persecution...I call that suicide).
      http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...30&postcount=7

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      Re: May 2008 Screwballs

      And this guy is a Christian too!
      "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."

      "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."

      -Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

      "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."

      -The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List

      "Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."

      Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

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      Quote Originally posted by TolkienFan View Post
      And this guy is a Christian too!
      He is?

      I assumed he was just another fundy skeptic.

      Oh, and I like how he says the Christian church wasn't persecuted for 1 or 2 generations and then tries to dismiss obvious examples of persecution as the exceptions.
      Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
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      Originally posted by Mountain Man

      He is?
      It says Christian (other) on his profile.

      I assumed he was just another fundy skeptic.
      He sure does sound like one.

      Oh, and I like how he says the Christian church wasn't persecuted for 1 or 2 generations and then tries to dismiss obvious examples of persecution as the exceptions.
      Sad isn't it? Personally, I think he's the frontrunner for Platinum n00b (I say that even with an outstanding class like billywheaton, HyperBrain, and MikeWright).
      "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."

      "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."

      -Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

      "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."

      -The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List

      "Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."

      Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

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      Re: May 2008 Screwballs

      They just keep on coming. Yet another one from saladfingers.

      Every time I hear of a modern day martyr somewhere in a muslim African territory, I just cannot help to think to myself " why were they there in the first place"? I just don't understand it.
      http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...0&postcount=13
      "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."

      "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."

      -Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

      "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."

      -The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List

      "Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."

      Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

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      http://www.tektoonics.com

      Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.

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      Re: May 2008 Screwballs

      This site deserves a Screwball, in my opinion... they're actually defending people who caused the death of their child because they refused to go to a doctor and chose to stay home and pray.
      http://www.helptheneumanns.com/

      I'm wondering if these people are familiar with "A Negligent Father is worse than No Father at all"..... I'm surprised no one else nominated these people.

      ETA: Here's the Link to the News Storyhttp://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=744614
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      Re: May 2008 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by TolkienFan View Post
      I don’t know if this will be accepted since it was from last month, but there is this from Amnouy (the first paragraph is regarding the criteria presented by Glenn Miller here [http://www.christian-thinktank.com/copycat.html]):



      http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...&postcount=597

      I asked for citation of all of these, but he never said anything about Clement, Celsus, and Origen.

      In the rest of the thread, he has practically admitted that he can’t meet the legitimate criteria, but simply says they are made up by an inerrantist and therefore invalid.

      And though another post has plenty, this bit is especially interesting:



      http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...&postcount=600

      What’s so funny is he not only got the title of the work wrong, but he’s also wrong about the point that Tatian doesn’t rush to point out that they are superior. Apparently he has never actually read that chapter (see here [http://www.ccel.org/ccel/schaff/anf02.iii.ii.xxi.html]).

      Also this spiel:



      http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...&postcount=602
      And in the same thread, I like how he dismisses Miller for only having a degree in Computer Science. And yet right next to where Miller says he has two CompSci degrees, he also says he has a ThM in Theology, and has started on a PhD in Philosophy
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      1 Corinthians 16:13

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      Re: May 2008 Screwballs

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      ANE is a code word for 'whatever sounds good for Christian apologetics is strongly definitional for everyone involved in Bible times.'
      the head in the sand approach works wonders ;-)

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      Quote Originally posted by Raphael View Post
      And in the same thread, I like how he dismisses Miller for only having a degree in Computer Science. And yet right next to where Miller says he has two CompSci degrees, he also says he has a ThM in Theology, and has started on a PhD in Philosophy
      I'm studying right now under the man he wrote his thesis under.
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      Quote Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix View Post
      I'm studying right now under the man he wrote his thesis under.
      cool
      "If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
      -Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk

      Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
      1 Corinthians 16:13

      "...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
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      Re: May 2008 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by MikeWright View Post
      Pat Condel says, quite rightly, that there are some gosples which show jesus as gay (the ones in the bible) and some which show him as married (the ones the churhc burned and left out of the bible) Hence this is open to dispute.
      Pat Condel?
      Last edited by TheAnalogman; May 10th 2008 at 06:17 PM.
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      The Humanist Manifesto I states:

      FIFTH: Humanism asserts that the nature of the universe depicted by modern science makes unacceptable any supernatural or cosmic guarantees of human values.”

      “For God’s sake let the children have their minds kept open—close no doors to their knowledge; shut no door from them. Make the distinction between theology and science. Let them have both. Let them both be taught.”—ACLU Attorney Mr. Dudley Field Malone at the Scopes Trial (1925)[1]

      [1] Dudley Field Malone, quoted in William Hilleary and Oren W. Metzger, eds., The World’s Most Famous Court Trial: Tennessee Evolution Case (Cincinnati: National Book Company, 1925), 187.

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      Re: May 2008 Screwballs

      Quoted from the website clwinche listed:

      More to the point, is religious belief a form of mental illness, or is it just a bit of fun ?



      Wait, is he BillyWheaton?

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