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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Quote Originally posted by MikeWright View Post
      Firstly if god is not created then what did he do before the universe existed? He must have got bored.
      Augustine's first answer: He was creating Hell for people who ask questions like that. (That was Carthaginian humor in his day.)

      Second answer: There was no time. God created it. This is consistent with the Big Bang explosion where space and time come together.

      Seondly, those who don't think much of my sources better read my latest blog post as it will put you right on that matter (using the da vinci code as an example)
      Read it. It's a joke.

      Finally why do you not accept the sab translation? How do you know that you don't have the wrong translation?
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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Quote Originally posted by MikeWright View Post
      Finally why do you not accept the sab translation? How do you know that you don't have the wrong translation?
      Because the SAB ISN'T a Translation. It is a COMMENTARY that uses the KJV Translation.

      Do you know the difference between a TRANSLATION and a COMMENTARY?
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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Originally posted by MikeWright

      Firstly if god is not created then what did he do before the universe existed? He must have got bored.
      Boredom: a refutation of an eternal deity. Sure. The fact is, no one knows what exactly went down before the universe came into existence.

      Also, as Nick said, God created time and He exists outside of time.

      Seondly, those who don't think much of my sources better read my latest blog post as it will put you right on that matter (using the da vinci code as an example)
      I haven't read it, but what exactly does the parenthetical mean? Do you use the Da Vinci Code as an example of a good source? Or do you deny using the Da Vinci Code? If it's the first, that's pretty dadgum sad. If the second, that much is good.

      Finally why do you not accept the sab translation? How do you know that you don't have the wrong translation?
      Because for one thing, the SAB isn't a translation, it's a commentary (a poor one at that). As I said earlier (and you apparently ignored), the SAB is using the KJV.
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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Quote Originally posted by MikeWright View Post
      Firstly if god is not created then what did he do before the universe existed? He must have got bored.
      I guess you're unfamiliar with the idea that Time has only been around since God created it.

      Seondly, those who don't think much of my sources better read my latest blog post as it will put you right on that matter (using the da vinci code as an example)
      Youtube and Wiki? Crap sources. Youtube videos are just rants; Wiki is too easily edited by unscholary people. Scholarly books and websites are far better sources.

      Finally why do you not accept the sab translation? How do you know that you don't have the wrong translation?
      It's not a Translation. It's a Commentary. There's a difference.
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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Quote Originally posted by TolkienFan View Post
      As I said earlier (and you apparently ignored), the SAB is using the KJV.


      Just for Mike's sake of understanding.....


      KJV stands for King James Version. it is a translation of Greek, Hebrew and Latin documents, if i remember correctly.
      The type of translation is that it attempts to render a more literal, word-for-word translation, but it is written in old english, so if you are not used to it, you almost need a translation of it.
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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      I think it's high-time someone said the obvious.

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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Hey Mikey, you wouldn't be ignoring my challenge because you're afraid, now would you?
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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Can i debate Mike first? I've NEVER debated here before, so I guess I may as well start off easy

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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Take a look at Mikey's latest blog entry for some entertainment.
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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Quote Originally posted by lilpixieofterror View Post
      Take a look at Mikey's latest blog entry for some entertainment.
      Linky?
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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Aw for flip...

      How do I look at Mike's blog?

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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Why would you even want to?

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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Mikey's blog is going on the links section to Debunking Crap.
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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      His religeon is "afairyist"? Well, I don;t believe in fairies so I guess I'm one too.
      Last edited by Spacefoetus; May 8th 2008 at 05:51 PM. Reason: Crappy spellng

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      Re: Jake and Mike's Pretend to Be Laurel and Hardy thread

      Quote Originally posted by Spacefoetus View Post
      His religeon is "afairyist"? Well, I don;t believe in fairies so I guess I'm one too.
      You don't?!?!
      There's one right on lilpixie's avatar! How could you not believe?

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