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      Re: July 2008 Screwballs

      Absolutely stupid comment from a Skeptic:

      Besides Jesus is a character in the bible so you can't use the bible to prove his existence, that is just circular logic.

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      Quote Originally posted by AngelDragon View Post
      I just stumbled upon Encyclopedia Mythica, which holds mythologies of all kinds. I found their article on Adam, and this is what it says:





      Now, I don't know if that's how Adam is portrayed in some other religion. . . . .but this looks silly. Can anyone confirm if that's legit?
      Given the reference to Mecca, and the different names I would probably guess Islam(could be wrong though).It could probaly come from Talmud or some apocryphal Jewish text too.Talmud and targum elaborate on a lot of the stories in the Tanach.
      Some parts appear to come from Islam
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      Quote Originally posted by facilisdescenus View Post
      Given the reference to Mecca, and the different names I would probably guess Islam(could be wrong though).It could probaly come from Talmud or some apocryphal Jewish text too.Talmud and targum elaborate on a lot of the stories in the Tanach.
      Some parts appear to come from Islam
      It looks like some weird mix of Christianity, Islam and paganism.

      But thanks for the answer.
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      Re: July 2008 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by AngelDragon View Post
      Dude. . . . .

      They had supply vans in first century Jerusalem?

      AWESOME!!
      Well obviously the same group of robots from the future who resurrected Jesus brought over a couple vans.Any conclusion is equal(as long as it doesn't include god).
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      and to walk humbly with your God.

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      Re: July 2008 Screwballs

      I came across this piece of platinum in the screwball goldmine that is teens-4-christ:

      Quote Originally posted by fallenangel
      Is there anything wrong with a Christian girl saying "stinks" plz let me know if there is
      Quote Originally posted by Randy Ross
      If you are saying something has a foul odor about it, then there is nothing wrong with saying it stinks (duh) but if you are expressing your frusration, then it is one of those Christian swear words. For example, if you stub your toe, and you exclaim, "Oh stink!" The phrase becomes an expression of your pain and frustration. In that case, it is a sin.

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      This world is becoming more pathetic with every passing minute.
      Truth Be Told

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      Re: July 2008 Screwballs

      On this video:
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=bCuLVDan5Kk

      I got this comment:

      Check out the Wikepedia article "Jesus Christ in comparative mythology".
      I replied:

      Citing Wikipedia isn't an argument. It does the same thing that I ask in this video not to do. Please provide the evidence I asked for.
      He replied back

      Wikepedia (like ancient copies of Gospels) can be edited by anyone.

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      Re: July 2008 Screwballs

      Ask them with what time machine.
      "If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" Sun Tsu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man can best him on the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE! Ehehehehehehehehehe. And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo!' Unless it's a farm!
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      Re: July 2008 Screwballs

      Yet another screwball nomination to John Lance Armstrong, for this piece of asininity that's apparently made to debunk C. S. Lewis, who, in Johnny's opinion, was the best Christian apologist in history.

      I invite anyone who wants to to participate in the comments section with me. The idiot doesn't even know whether or not Lewis was an atheist-turned-Christian.

      The debate with JPH comes up as well.

      Why are the most idiotic atheists usually named "John"?
      Last edited by AngelDragon; July 19th 2008 at 07:08 PM.
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      Re: July 2008 Screwballs

      coonkiller92 explains that christians who accept the science of evolution are not really christians
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EesnBLpwfu0

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      Re: July 2008 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by AngelDragon View Post
      I just stumbled upon Encyclopedia Mythica, which holds mythologies of all kinds. I found their article on Adam, and this is what it says:





      Now, I don't know if that's how Adam is portrayed in some other religion. . . . .but this looks silly. Can anyone confirm if that's legit?
      Yeah, I have the Encyclopedia of Fantasy, and it has similarly screwbie comments on biblical stuff in general.

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      Re: July 2008 Screwballs

      Note: I am a theistic evolutionist. I used to very actively debate the topic, now I'm more passive one, but that knowledge is required to understand this comment on a video dealing with the Sumerian Innanna tablet. I linked to JPH's article on it, and he replied this:

      I expect that you received a lot of crappy essays and research from creationists when you presented research and valid arguments. And I suppose it made you want to throw up. The link that you found "The Inanna Banana" is one of these. I will comment no farther. You keep the prize, for like the creationists you debated no amount of research was good enough. Your the same just under a different context. "Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't."
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      Re: July 2008 Screwballs

      I struck gold! See especially their section on nutrition!

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      Quote Originally posted by mig_killer2 View Post
      Is he trying to go for platinum this year?
      "If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
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