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      Lakeland Revival? My rear end it is....

      The woman was standing in the back of the room when the faith of God hit the meeting and her tumor exploded out of her right leg, slid down her leg onto the floor. I said "God, I prayed for like a 100 crippled people. Not one?" He said "That's because I want you to grab that lady's crippled legs and bang them up and down on the platform like a baseball bat." I walked up and I grabbed her legs and I started going BAM. I started banging them up and down on the platform. She got healed. And I'm thinking God, "Why is not the power of God moving?" He said "Because you haven't kicked that woman in the face." And there was this older lady worshipping right in front of the platform. And the Holy Spirit spoke to me. The gift of faith came on me. He said "Kick her in the face - with your biker boot!" I inched closer and I went like this. BAM. And just as my boot made contact with her nose she fell under the power of God. And I saw him and the gift of faith came on me and I said "What do I do, God" and God told me to just run him down. So I jumped up in the air and I went BAM and I hit him to the ground, jumped on to him and got into a full mount. Ground and pound. I jumped on him and I was in a full mount and something came over me and instead of punching him I grabbed him by the neck and started choking him and I said "Come out of him, devil! Come out of him, devil!" And I was at another meeting one time and I called out this Chinese gentleman and all of a sudden I went running down the aisle and I hit this guy so hard it drove him back several feet. He hit the ground and his tooth popped right out of his mouth. The pastor was lying on the floor and I was standing up on the platform and I said "God, I want revival" and He said these words to me: "Leg drop the pastor!" I said "What?" He said "Leg drop the pastor!"



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      I think Todd deserves a boot to the head to cure his insanity.
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      Re: Lakeland Revival? My rear end it is....

      This 'revival" sounds oddly like DDW's rules for monthly staff training.
      "The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the road has gone and I must follow if I can. Pursuing it with eager feet until it joins some larger way, where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say." - Tolkien

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      I bet Ty will defend this demonic garbage
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      I called Rayado a few weeks ago because I read in the paper that he was coming to Charlotte to start a fire of revival. (I was at work and he was here at our place.)

      We both agreed to get out asbestos.
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      Crazy Floridians.

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      Wait wait wait. This actually happened.

      Freaking heck.
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      Re: Lakeland Revival? My rear end it is....

      Yes. This is the kind of freaky stuff Jardin was talking about. Oh and one the newest things is that you have to pray against the viper demon.
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      I wish this was on YouTube

      The woman was standing in the back of the room when the faith of God hit the meeting and her tumor exploded out of her right leg, slid down her leg onto the floor.

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      Re: Lakeland Revival? My rear end it is....

      There's alot of youtube videos about this guy.........I dare any of you to dropkick your pastor and say it will cause revival. Good luck explaining that to the police.
      "The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the road has gone and I must follow if I can. Pursuing it with eager feet until it joins some larger way, where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say." - Tolkien

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      Re: Lakeland Revival? My rear end it is....

      Guy should be charged with assault.

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      Re: Lakeland Revival? My rear end it is....

      Quote Originally posted by mossrose View Post
      Guy should be charged with assault.
      You know, mossrose, it also struck me as odd that he hadn't been charged, so I googled the story every way I could think of, but found nothing from someone saying, "She was my aunt/mother/grandmother/sister/sunday school teacher." There's no blogs by people in the congregation those nights, no one saying that it was their pastor who got leg-dropped. Not one of those people seem to have been written about on the internet. Strange, huh?

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      The more Youtube videos I watch of this guy, the stranger he seems. I'm convinced something is very wrong with this movement.

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      Re: Lakeland Revival? My rear end it is....

      I have several friends in my church that have went to it. My roommate who is also a part of my church was going to go to it, but was told by his pastor in his home town that were issues there. He asked me about it, and I already knew it was screwy based on this blog below.

      http://thegreycoats.wordpress.com

      They post about what's wrong with it and the modern prophetic movement. They also have started refuting the work of the revival's apologist, Dr. Greig. Now, we're working on getting our pastor to expose this, and things look like they're heading in that direction. :) It's a problem too, because several of the people that are okay with it are bible study leaders in our church. This thing drives me nuts, and it all makes me sad sometimes.

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      Re: Lakeland Revival? My rear end it is....

      I found the clip on youtube and watched it. But it starts with the part Hanagraaf quotes. I'm thinking this must have been set up as some sort of joke but we're not seeing or hearing the set up. There's no other video or anything like that of anything so violent.

      The revival stuff is crap, to be sure, but this violence charge I'm not sure about.
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