Thread: September 2008 SCrewballs
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September 8th 2008, 02:48 PM #136
Re: September 2008 SCrewballs
Or Monk.
"I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
-Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."
-The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List
"Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."
Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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September 8th 2008, 03:18 PM #137
Re: September 2008 SCrewballs
Or mythbusters (most of the time)
I may not yet be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common... Stephen Donaldson - Author of my favorite series (The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant)
S'cuse me... oops, I'm sorry... I didn't see your sign - Bill Engvall
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September 8th 2008, 03:41 PM #138
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2008 SCrewballs
I agree... I much prefer video games. They're more entertaining and seem to have better plots than most TV shows these days...
Though I must admit that there's often good stuff on Teletoon Retro... Stuff like The Flintstones and The Raccoons.
I just wish I could get my hands on a channel that has Get Smart or The Three Stooges.
[And yes, this was just a filler post so I could subscribe. I'm dry on Screwballs lately...
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September 8th 2008, 04:24 PM #139
Re: September 2008 SCrewballs
http://www.tektoonics.com
Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.
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September 8th 2008, 08:54 PM #140
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Hmmm, you are so sure that I'm an idiot with zero knowledge of church history...but then again, you decline my direct challenge to debate. So if we grant that you are not stupid, but like most people, would only prefer to debate somebody you are sure you can win against, then we find that your comments above are without substance.
Or maybe you don't wish to debate me, because you are afraid of winning? Oh gee, that must be it, eh? A pretentious fundamentalist like you, scared of defeating your unbelieving opponent?
There's probably a better hypothesis for why you refuse to debate me formally, but continue to yell about my ignorance. The truth is you know I'd mop the floor with you in a debate, but Christianity never gave you enough humilty to honestly admit your true intentions. Hence, you are stuck in a laughable self-imposed contradiction.
Sorry genius, but you cannot avoid looking dumber than the guy challenging you, when you turn down his direct challenge to debate formally, but continue to hurl insults from the sidelines anyway. You are a loudmouth, and nothing more. You are like the child that screams names fearlessly at another kid....from behind mommy's skirt, of course.
Why is your self-esteem so low that you go around looking for ways to make people laugh at you?
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September 8th 2008, 08:58 PM #141
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http://www.tektoonics.com
Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.
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September 8th 2008, 09:00 PM #142
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I only watch a few select shows and shame on you all for none of you mentioning Smallville! (Which JPH has seen an episode of! I made sure to take care of that!)
I also do video games though. I can often listen to MP3s on apologetics and such while I play.
And for all you know, sometimes while I'm slamming an atheist on the forum here, at the same time, I'm playing a game.
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September 8th 2008, 09:32 PM #143
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"If tonight is Cher night in TWeb chat, then I must have been wrong and there is a hell afterall"-XMansMommy in Paltalk on August 29th, 2008
"If I had used that time to smoke pot like the other kids, I might not be so messed up now. "-Lizard on his reading Hal Lindsey in his Youth
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September 8th 2008, 09:33 PM #144
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"If tonight is Cher night in TWeb chat, then I must have been wrong and there is a hell afterall"-XMansMommy in Paltalk on August 29th, 2008
"If I had used that time to smoke pot like the other kids, I might not be so messed up now. "-Lizard on his reading Hal Lindsey in his Youth
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September 8th 2008, 10:03 PM #145
Re: September 2008 SCrewballs
technomage again. He claimed that JP spoke out of both sides of his mouth, claiming that the ancient world had both a low literacy rate and a high literacy rate, depending on how it suited his arguments. I asked for evidence, of course, and after much stalling and misdirection, he finally offered this:
[Just an aside here, when I first asked for evidence, he gave me a link to a Google search for "literacy site:tektonics.org" and essentially said, "Knock yourself out." When I asked for something more specific, well, that produced the little rant above.]
The first quote is from JP's article on Old Testament genealogies. The second is from his article about the reliability of the New Testament record concerning Jesus, yet technomage presents these two quotes as if they are explicitly contradictory! I'm not sure if he's trying to pull a fast one or if he's genuinely confused.
In the first (that you cited), JP argues for an oral culture preserving details. In the second, he argues (via the selected source) that there was a substantial literate segment--not just in the big cities, but in the cow-towns, too.
The difference between oral cultures and literate cultures, of course, is not "binary"--a culture does not immediately lose all of the traits of an oral culture once a literate segment is introduced. JP tries to argue that the Hebrew culture is written one time, oral the next, because those particular arguments bolster the particular issue he is discussing. JP, however, is misusing the evidence, as he is selectively discarding or denigrating any and all evidence contrary to his opinion. He insults sources critical of traditional views of the Bible--sometimes with no more reason than because he can.
Now, it must be admitted that JP has also done some good: he has assembled a treasure trove of scholarship in Biblical studies. But such benefit must be tempered with the acknowledgment that his selection is biased.Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of men
Than a fool in the eyes of God
From Fool's Gold by Petra
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September 8th 2008, 11:28 PM #146
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um in case you haven't noticed.... it is you that is being laughed at.
I don't think you could get anyone to debate you because everyone can see how moronic your reasoning is. Why would anyone want to waste their time with you?
Do you really think that you can badger me with insults to debate you?
It just makes me less likely (if that were possible) to wish to.
Maybe you can talk JPH into a debate? you should try insulting him more
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September 9th 2008, 01:32 AM #147
Re: September 2008 SCrewballs
Youtube can be wonder sometime, in finding obscure shows (including The Raccoons...). Why don't you try out Spawn? Y'know, the cartoon based on Todd McFarlane's comic - having tons of blood, gore, foul language, nudity, demons, mercenary angels, God and Satan who are rivalling brothers, a Mother Goddess...
People aren't moral and rational because some sort of religion or atheism has automatically put that moral or rational thinking in them; people are moral and rational because they are the image of a loving and wise God.
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September 9th 2008, 06:54 AM #148
Re: September 2008 SCrewballs
http://www.tektoonics.com
Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.
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September 9th 2008, 08:12 AM #149
Re: September 2008 SCrewballs
In a thread about DJ's book, Sea (the thread starter) asked who else had read the book. DDW noted that DJ gave himself a glowing review on Amazon. In response, DJ said this:
What author would not do so? None that I know of.
And what does this have to do with any of my arguments?
Nothing that I know of, even if true.
Of course, you can ignore my arguments all you want to. Please do. It will not matter to me if you ignore them at all. Others are reading what I wrote. They are saying otherwise.
Cheers."I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
-Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."
-The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List
"Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."
Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
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September 9th 2008, 08:17 AM #150
Re: September 2008 SCrewballs
"One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
— Robert A. Heinlein
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