Thread: September 2008 SCrewballs
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September 21st 2008, 10:04 AM #256
Re: September 2008 SCrewballs
"One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
— Robert A. Heinlein
"America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
"The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
"Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
— Jonah Goldberg
Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.
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September 21st 2008, 10:56 AM #257
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I failed.
I got online to rant at anti-Christians and this is what happened
And this guy says
Originally posted by Me
christians think that anything that doesn't involve prayer and/or self-mutilation to win god's favor and repent your sins (which ironically if all you did was pray you wouldn't have time to do but still would be considered a sinner anyway), is sin.Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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September 21st 2008, 01:18 PM #258
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Female - ChristianRe: September 2008 SCrewballs
Love is not blind; that is the last thing it is. Love is bound; and the more it is bound the less it is blind. GK Chesterton, Orthodoxy
Click here for an encouraging song!
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September 21st 2008, 01:20 PM #259
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September 21st 2008, 01:21 PM #260
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Can I have them?
Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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September 21st 2008, 01:21 PM #261
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lol just kidding
If you like Emperor, check out Antestor, they are Christian and sound like Emperor (just watch out, Antestor speaks about extremely dark subjects, like suicide)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGpB...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKsJl...eature=related
I can't wait to get my copy of The Return of the Black Death
Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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September 21st 2008, 01:22 PM #262
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September 21st 2008, 01:22 PM #263
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September 21st 2008, 01:23 PM #264
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Female - ChristianRe: September 2008 SCrewballs
Love is not blind; that is the last thing it is. Love is bound; and the more it is bound the less it is blind. GK Chesterton, Orthodoxy
Click here for an encouraging song!
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September 21st 2008, 01:24 PM #265
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that game is evil
Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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September 21st 2008, 01:25 PM #266
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September 21st 2008, 01:27 PM #267
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Thanks! Opeth rox
Also check out Elgibbor: http://www.myspace.com/elgibbor
Polish (un)black metalCall me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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September 21st 2008, 02:26 PM #268
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"If God has given [his people] such joy now, joy in their faith, in their hope, in love, in the truth of his scriptures, what kind of joy is he preparing for them at the end? If he feeds them like this on the journey, how will he feast them in their homeland?"--Augustine of Hippo
"It cannot be that the people should grow in grace unless they give themselves to reading. A reading people will always be a knowing people."--John Wesley
"Wherever men are still theological there is still some chance of their being logical."--G. K. Chesterton
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September 21st 2008, 02:48 PM #269
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about a year or two ago, I had an account called "35353535353535535" and I couldne't stop "flaming" people, so I got banned. my sock-puppet account "mig_killer2" got banned. So I used the various computers at my house and created new accounts and after all the computers were used up I just said "screw it" and havent been there in 3 or 4 months.
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September 21st 2008, 02:59 PM #270
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Nomination to one Geoff Hudson at DC for this enlightening comment:
Jesus never existed, Paul never existed, Moses never existed... next it'll be JP Holding never existed!And I am not convinced that Saul of Tarsus, or Paul ever existed. He was without father or mother and end of days. His character was created to solve the problem of creating an early mission to Gentiles in what were originally prophetic documents written entirely in a Jewish context. The original prophetic documents made no mention of Jesus. All text related to Jesus is later, mostly obvious, interpolation, or is expansion for the fictitious mission to Gentiles. I have no doubt that 'Saul', as distinct from Paul, was based of a real historical character who opposed the prophets, namely Ananus the high priest and destroyer of the real James.
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